Darkness Rising (Caulder)

"Friends are like condoms. They protect you when things get hard." That's what my five drool-worthy best friends, turned boyfriends, turned fated, said when we were younger. We lived by it. But I don't know if there's a condom out there that's strong enough to protect us from what's coming ... pun intended. Five men? Yeah, it gets a little hectic around here. That's a lot of d*cks to handle. They're lucky I love them-because patience sure as hell isn't a virtue of mine. Add in natural disasters laying havoc to our world, and learning we have magic from the goddess, Gaia ... Welcome to the Lana sh*tshow. Grab a seat and buckle up, buttercups. Because no way in hell am I letting us die in this life. Contains mature themes.

If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote. It's time to become the queen I was prophesied to be. The journey to save my kingdom and restore balance to the realm might break me, but I'll be damned if I give up without one hell of a fight. I'm not that arrogant girl they all knew in my previous life. Let them underestimate me, it'll make victory that much sweeter. I'm coming for your Anshar, and not in the way you'd like. Ash is ours. Contains mature themes.

Whatever you do, always give 100%-unless you're donating blood. My new role is not to be taken lightly, but I don't even know where the hell to start. I've had to learn to be vulnerable enough to admit when I need help from those that I trust, and right now... I need all the help I can get in the oncoming war. I must gather the Queen's and their armies from all of the realms and pray that we can formulate a plan to destroy Erebus and his dark army for good. I wasn't ready for this, but I'll be damned if I don't give it my all. There have been too many sacrifices and lives lost, so I could get to this point. Their deaths will not be in vain. We will be victorious. Contains mature themes.