Desolation

"Friends are like condoms. They protect you when things get hard."

That's what my five drool-worthy best friends, turned boyfriends, turned fated, said when we were younger. We lived by it. But I don't know if there's a condom out there that's strong enough to protect us from what's coming ... pun intended.

Five men? Yeah, it gets a little hectic around here. That's a lot of d*cks to handle. They're lucky I love them-because patience sure as hell isn't a virtue of mine.

Add in natural disasters laying havoc to our world, and learning we have magic from the goddess, Gaia ...

Welcome to the Lana sh*tshow. Grab a seat and buckle up, buttercups.

Because no way in hell am I letting us die in this life.

Contains mature themes.