Robot vs Dragons

Imagine being trapped...in a primitive land of dragons and warring kingdoms... as a robot. Clunk's lost his memories. He doesn't know who he is or where he came from. And there's nowhere to get a recharge. But fear not, because Clunk is resourceful and intelligent. He won't let marauding dragons, a bloodthirsty queen and a vengeful champion get in his way. Not even the whopping great cast of minor characters all vying to become major players. But how's Clunk going to escape this medieval madness? How's Clunk going to get home? You'll love this hilarious blend of scifi and fantasy, because Clunk is like a mild-mannered Terminator ... except even more stubborn.

Ahh, the Old Kingdom! Come and pet our angry, fire-breathing dragons. Take a dip with mighty sea serpents in our lovely warm seas. Play catch-the-arrow with merry elven warriors. Drink beer* with the dwarves. For an unforgettable experience, the Old Kingdom is the ideal destination for your next holiday** Survival is optional, and highly unlikely. *Similarity to actual beer not guaranteed. **Travel insurance not available. ***This is what three asterisks look like when you put them in a row. A Pair of Nuts on the Throne is book three in the Robot vs Dragons trilogy. To maximize your enjoyment, this description is completely devoid of spoilers, or indeed, useful information of any kind. **** ****Trust me, if you've read the first two books you know what you're getting, and if you haven't you're on the wrong product page.