Pirate Blunderbeard

Pirate Blunderbeard is a truly utterly rubbish pirate – so how can he win the pirate of the year award…? Pirate Blunderbeard is the most calamitous young pirate ever to set sail but now his mum has entered him for the Pirate of the Year award. Helped only by his pirate pet – a scrawny chicken named Boris, can Blunderbeard win the award and the respect of the other, bigger, meaner pirates? Probably not but he'll make us laugh, trying.

Can the worst pirate ever find his way home from the Island of No Return? My stupid brother has tricked me into the worst holiday ever... on the Island of No Return. I'm stuck here with just a chicken for company unless I can find some treasure - then Blackbeard says he will come and get me (nice of him). All I have to do is follow a treasure map through a jungle full of pirate-eating creatures (no problem), into the deepest, darkest probably-haunted cave (not at all scary, not at all scary, not at all scary) and track down the hidden gold that is so well hidden everyone gets lost trying to find it (perfect). My life is ruined. Signed Pirate Blunderbeard. Pirate Blunderbeard might be on the worst holiday ever but it's also the funniest - laugh-out-loud fun for readers of 7+

Set sail with the funniest pirate on the seven seas in this hilarious adventure for listeners age 7+. Pirate Blunderbeard might be on the worst mission ever but it's also the funniest - laugh-out-loud fun for listeners age 7+.

When super-famous actor Jolly Roger comes to make a movie on Crossbones Island, Pirate Blunderbeard is determined to get the main part. He just has to convince Jolly that his pet chicken, Boris, is a parrot (oh dear), act alongside an evil Giant DeathClaw Lobster (eek!), and beat his crafty brother Blackbeard to the lead role . . . What could possibly go wrong? Pirate Blunderbeard might be in the worst movie ever, but it's also the funniest. Laugh-out-loud fun for readers of 7+.