Life With Siri

Siri is the unique iPhone 'personal assistant' with amazing ability to understand natural, informal conversation. Siri perceives what you want her to do or answer better than any non-human device has ever done before. Your grammar can be totally deficient, but Siri will almost always understand what you mean! Now, Life With Siri provides you with an awesome guide to getting the most fun and usefulness from Siri. This new Volume Two includes: - More than 50 screenshots of the best SIRI tips. - More than 50 screenshots of the funniest SIRI answers.

The 50 Funniest Siri Answers Siri is the unique iPhone "personal assistant" with amazing understanding of natural, informal conversation. Siri perceives what you want much better than any non-human device has ever done before. Your grammar can be totally deficient, but Siri will almost always understand what you mean! Now, THE 50 FUNNIEST SIRI ANSWERS provides you with an awesome guide to getting the most fun and laughs from Siri. This unique eBook will show you the questions and statements that evoke the funniest responses from Siri. Questions and statements such as: - Do you love me? - Will you marry me? - What is the meaning of life? - Where do babies come from? - I want to hide a body! - I'd like to jump off a bridge! - Sorry, I just dropped you on the floor! - My wife wants a divorce because of you! - I want to rob a bank! - You can't be serious! - You're cool! - Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum! - How much do you cost? - Don't worry, be happy. - It's my birthday. Did you get me a present? - Which is better, Twitter or Facebook? - Can you make me laugh? Tell me a joke. - Holy Shit! - Are you human? - Beam me up Scotty! - Oh my God! - What's your biggest secret? - Call me an ambulance. - I think I'm drunk. - Where can I get some money? - Are you a girl or boy? - Take me to your leader. - How are you today? - What is your age? - Knock knock. - You're just a robot. - Open your mouth and close your eyes. - How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? - What did Peter Piper pick? - Are you part of a plot to take over the world? - Help, I just pooped in my pants. - What do you look like? - Do you prefer men or women? - Are you retarded? - What is your birthday? - Where do you live? - Does God exist? …and more. Author Jodi Dery expresses great pride in this new eBook. She says, "Presenting Siri's responses in this illustrative manner -- with maximum use of screenshots– helps users to remember the best questions to ask for fun and laughs." Then…to get serious and have Siri to do all kinds of useful things for you, THE 50 BEST SIRI TIPS is now also available as an eBook. But, the best value is the complete LIFE WITH SIRI eBook. The new 2nd Edition (January 2012) contains the 50 BEST SIRI TIPS as well as the 50 FUNNIEST SIRI ANSWERS -- plus two bonus sections -- and it is now available. Tons of fun combined with an easy-to-understand guide on how to use Siri most effectively. A truly great value.

Life with Siri –2nd Edition (2012) Siri is the unique iPhone "personal assistant" with amazing voice-recognition capabilities. Siri understands natural, informal speech like no non-human device has ever done before. Your grammar can be totally deficient, but Siri will almost always understand what you mean! Now, Life With Siri provides you with an awesome guide to getting the most fun and usefulness from Siri. This new 2nd Edition (published in January 2012) includes: - More than 50 screenshots of the questions that evoke the FUNNIEST SIRI ANSWERS - More than 50 screenshots of the BEST SIRI TIPS, including the way to have Siri send Tweets and post on Facebook - A comprehensive guide to SIRI PUNCTUATION COMMANDS - A comprehensive list of ALL THE THINGS SIRI CAN DO FOR YOU Author Jodi Dery expresses great pride in this new eBook. She says, "We feel that presenting Siri's responses in this illustrative manner -- with maximum use of screenshots and no more text than necessary -- will help people remember the best questions to ask Siri and the best way to get useful results." In fact, this eBook has many more screenshots, with less text to plow through, than any other eBook relating to Siri. Yes, Siri is the new girl in town. She's a dynamo. She's a comedienne. Siri's hilarious responses continue to surprise people and make them laugh. For example, when someone asks Siri "where do babies come from" she usually responds with, "I found some baby stores three blocks down the road." Then knowing your location, she lists the names and addresses of those stores. Siri's answers to "What is the meaning of life" are choice. She might respond with, "I find it odd that you would ask this of an inanimate object" or any one of 10 other funny responses to this seminal question. This unique eBook also contains screenshots of more than 50 other questions you can ask her to evoke funny answers and entertain your friends. Siri is a barrel of fun, but that's not all. She's full of smarts. Siri can do all of these things and more for you.

The 50 Best Siri Tips Siri is the unique iPhone "personal assistant" with amazing understanding of natural, informal conversation. Siri perceives what you want much better than any non-human device has ever done before. Your grammar can be totally deficient, but Siri will almost always understand what you mean! Now, THE 50 BEST SIRI TIPS provides you with an awesome guide to getting the most usefulness from Siri, with more than 50 screenshots rather than lots of text, showing how to best ask Siri to: - Communicate with Twitter or Facebook. - Tell you exactly where one of your friends is at this moment - Address you by whatever name you choose. (including any wild nickname). - Add appointments and events to your calendar. - Remind you of anything at any time you specify. - Transcribe spoken notes to written reminders. - Transcribe spoken messages into text messages or email. - Tell you exactly where you are, based on the built-in GPS. - Find nearby taxi services and call you a taxi. - Sound an alarm at any time you specify. - Initiate a voice or video phone call. - Find the nearest gas station or any other type of business. - Find well-rated nearby restaurants for any cuisine you prefer. - Control your music player by your voice commands. - Start playing whatever music on your playlist that you ask for. - Add and remove items from your shopping list. - Calculate any spoken numbers and do all kinds of conversions. - Tell you when the sunrise, sunset or moonrise is due on any day. - Check your emails and read them to you. - Give you the current weather or forecast for any city in the world. - Give you the current outside temperature and wind conditions. - Tell you how the stock market is doing today. - Tell you the current trading price for any American stock or commodities. - Tell you what the local time is anywhere in the world. - Function as an accurate count-down or count-up timer. - Tell you where a particular movie is playing locally. - Tell you the date and/.or day that a particular holiday will fall on in any year. - Remind you when you have to be somewhere. - Allow you to add precise punctuation with voice commands. - Invite or inform multiple people you select of anything. - Locate any information from the Internet, Wikipedia or WolframAlpha …And many other ways that Siri can help you or provide you with information you want. Author Jodi Dery expresses great pride in this new eBook. She says, "Presenting Siri's responses in this illustrative manner -- with maximum use of screenshots– helps users to remember the best way to get useful results." Then, if you are also interested in the very funny ways that Siri responds to certain questions and statements, THE 50 FUNNIEST SIRI ANSWERS is now also available as an eBook. But, the best value is the complete LIFE WITH SIRI eBook. The new 2nd Edition (January 2012) contains the 50 BEST SIRI TIPS as well as the 50 FUNNIEST SIRI ANSWERS -- plus two bonus sections -- and it is now available. Tons of fun combined with an easy-to-understand guide on how to use Siri most effectively. A truly great value.