I Hate Zombies

I hate zombies. I hate Nazis. And I had always hoped no one would combine the two.Just when I thought I could relax and make a girlfriend or two, those bleepin' Nazi zombies have started to descend on my little town.All they want to do is kill our town, then the whole of England, and finally replace the Queen with a zombie.So we gotta save the hot girls, save the town and then save the Queen. In that order.

Everywhere you go, these f***ing zombies follow you. They follow you to a Justin Bieber concert, to the Queen's birthday party, they even want to eat the aliens trying to anally probe you.Featuring 6 novellas and stories, including an exclusive story (The Aliens are Having Sex with our Zombies ) not available anywhere else.List of stories:1. 3 Zombie Hunters in a Boat (to say nothing of the dog)2. Attack of the Ninja Jihadi Russian Gangster Zombies (also, what I did in my summer holidays)3. Pink Vs Vampire4. Dude Go Back To Grave5. Zombie Dude Where's My Pizza6. The Aliens are Having Sex with our Zombies (exclusive)