Finishing School for Faery Brides

I never should have trusted the fae. I thought I had two options: Use my inherited powers to become the next Diviner, doomed to a lonely life of serving the witch and warlock councils, or marry a faery and escape to their realm. I made a deal with the faery queen. I would join her world if I could pick my own faery husband. Lord Orson is a devoted guy who calls me 'lass' and has a ripped bod. My fate could be worse, right? Oh yeah. There's always a twist. In this case, now that I'm here and it's too late to turn back, I find out I'm not expected to marry just one man. Along with my sweet, sexy peasant lord, the high faery lords will also get a chance to choose me for their own. Of all the men there, each more icy and arrogant than the last, I attract the attention of the powerful and hated Lord Cyrus, who can read my damn mind, and Lord Larkin, who thinks he's god's gift to the world and that everyone else exists to serve him. I thought Orson would be on my side, but he has a secret of his own. Worst of all, I have to join twelve other desperate human girls at the Finishing School for Faery Brides. I will be trained and tested in the proper ways of a faery lady, but if they think Daisy Pendleton is here to be pretty and please the whims of faery lords, they're in for a surprise. They're about to find out they need me as much as I need them.

I'm a grown-ass woman, I don't need any more school days, but I got myself into this situation. At this school, all the teachers are our future husbands. But my situation is a little more complicated. Everyone else has one future husband...and I have three. There's my tasty peasant snack Orson, and then there are Cyrus and Larkin-competitive cousins battling for my favor. Cyrus is a cold-as-ice mind reader and Larkin is a chivalrous war hero who is arrogant as hell but knows how to treat a lady. I'm supposed to choose between them, but what if I want them all? But Lord Larkin also has a shadow on his past. He went missing in battle and came back two years later. Does this have something to do with the demons that keep attacking? If the faery queen is killed, all of this might come tumbling down.

Somehow I went from a pampered rich witch to a girl with three faery mates, a baby on the way, and an intimidating to-do list: 1. Find a cure for the faery queen's curse. 2. Figure out what's up with the demon that might have possessed my hot faery knight, Lord Larkin. 3. Win a chili-cooking contest. (I know, you're starting to wonder if this part belongs in a different story. It's Orson's fault.) 4. Fulfill my lifelong dream to be famous just for being my fabulous self. 5. Make sure my familiar, Cash, lives happily ever after. 6. Slay my rivals. (Not literally. More in the "Daisy SLAYED at the ball last night" sense. Although it is tempting.) And did I mention number seven, HAVE A BABY IN SIX WEEKS WHILE DOING ALL THE OTHER THINGS? Yes, thanks to a very annoying spell, Lord Cyrus had to speed up my (or should I say, OUR, as this is definitely all his fault) surprise pregnancy so that instead of nine months, I get six weeks. I'm not even sure Beyonce could pull all this off, but I don't have much choice, and I'm starting to realize that what matters most of all is protecting my newfound family.

I made a deal with the faery queen. As one of the most powerful witches in the human realm, I would join Team Fae if I could pick my own husband. Lord Orson is a devoted guy who calls me 'lass' and has a ripped bod. My fate could be worse, right? Oh yeah. There's always a twist. In this case, now that I'm here and it's too late to turn back, I find out I'm not expected to marry just one man. I am also paired with Lord Cyrus, who can read my damn mind, and his suave cousin Lord Larkin. Did I mention they're rivals? Somehow I go from a pampered rich witch to a girl with three faery mates, a baby on the way, and an intimidating to-do list: 1. Find a cure for the faery queen's curse. 2. Figure out what's up with the demon that miiight have possessed Lord Larkin. 3. Win a chili-cooking contest. (I know, you're starting to wonder if this part belongs in a different story. It's Orson's fault.) 4. Fulfill my lifelong dream to be famous just for being my fabulous self. 5. Make sure all my dearest friends get happily ever afters of their own. 6. Slay my rivals. (Not literally. More in the "Daisy SLAYED at the ball last night" sense. Although it is tempting.) And did I mention number seven, HAVE A BABY IN SIX WEEKS WHILE DOING ALL THE OTHER THINGS? Why? It's a long story. But what better things do you have to do today, huh? Originally published as a trilogy comprised of FAE SWORN, FAE TEMPTED, and FAE BOUND, this series is full of plenty of humor, heat and hot faery lords leading to a diva-worthy happily ever after.