Betty Steady

Prepare to lick the toenails of adventure! Betty Steady's faster than an angry goose and stronger than an ogre in yoga pants and she DON'T NEED NO STINKING HELP! But can she prevent disaster before the Toad Witch attacks Wobbly Rock? The funniest young fiction debut of 2024, for readers of and ! At twelve years old Betty Steady stands tall and dazzling, and is the Guardian of Wobbly Rock – a faraway kingdom which she protects fearlessly ALL ON HER OWN. But then the Toad Witch literally cuts Betty down to size. Can Betty prevent disaster before the Toad Witch and her evil army launch a terrible attack on Wobbly Rock? And when will she learn that she doesn't have to do stuff ALL ON HER OWN any more? Join us for fights and friendships! Lasagne-eating snails and slimy villains! Meet Betty and her crew: Figg the imp, Simon Anderson the stallion in tiger-print cycling shorts, Elle Emen O'Pea the trumpet-playing mouse in a bobble hat, and many, many more! Just jolly join us, OK? HOT CROSS BUNS!

The VIPs of Wobbly Rock can't wait to attend Queen McNiff's legendary Turnip Festival in the neighbouring kingdom of Upper Crust. But when Betty meets a fashionable forest sprite called Misty Jamjar, it dawns on her that perhaps her old pals aren't as sophisticated as she once thought. Misty convinces Betty that being small ain't all it's cracked up to be. If Betty can help Misty break into the Queen's heavily guarded vault, they might just be able to gain access to the Orb of Ogg. This legendary Orb has the potential to change Betty back to her original, stunning height. GOLLY GHERKINS! It's not as if Misty Jamjar is a secret baddy or anything. And Betty isn't going to accidentally become as tall as a massive giant. That would be ridiculous.

KNICK-KNACK, PADDY WHACK, BETTY'S BACK! When the twin princesses fall under a dreadful spell, little Betty and her gang must find the cure - oh, and stop a wicked wizard from building a theme park on the island of Little Dollop. Iced bun, JOB DONE! For readers of You're A Bad Man, Mr Gum and Grimwood! The princesses of Wobbly Rock, Pam and Pamm, have swooned into a coma, thanks to a bunch of poisonous daffodils inadvertently given to them by Betty's swashbuckling, moustachioed 11-year-old cousin, Freddy Steady. Now the gang must go in search of nefarious weasels on the island of Little Dollop to find the cure. But the wicked sorcerer Hearty Stu has plans of his own for the princesses. And our noble stallion Simon Anderson has plans for Freddy Steady's SUPER annoying green unicorn Salad whom he doesn't like even a tiny little bit no sir nuh-uh. DOCTOR FOSTER WENT TO GLOUCESTER!