All's Fair (Taylor)

Have you ever brought your ex-husband home and pretended to still be married? Yeah, me either. When my local hospital calls to say "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your husband has been in an accident" I try to explain the basics to them. • I am not married-anymore. (Archie Dunmore is a thing of the past.) • If there's a husband in the hospital, it's not mine. Except Archie is back, and he's been in an accident. One that has left him with amnesia. Yup. He believes we're still happily married. Oh joy. Too bad for me, the doctor believes it would be best for Archie to remember things on his own. He needs familiar surroundings to heal. No big shocks. No emotional trauma. Which means I can't tell him the truth. Archie bursts back into my life with all the warmth and joy of a freshly married man, confident that I'm the love of his life, and determined to fix the rift between us. Except how do I tell him that he walked out on me? Especially when Archie is desperately trying to remember what I've worked so hard to forget. What's a girl to do with an amnesiac ex-husband at her breakfast table? Note for the readers on what you will find in this story: NO CHEATING in this story! Absolute zero. Not gonna happen, captain. NO OW drama. No OM drama for that matter either. Single POV: (only the prologue has a different narrator..and you'll love her. Or else. Because Margaret is the best.) VERY low angst. If you're looking for a good cry…well, there's only tears of laughter in this story. Sorry. Content TW: Adult conversations discussing substance abuse and assault referring to a past incident.

What happens when the man I can't stand becomes my boss? Kingston Palmer is public enemy number one. Pain in the-*ahem. You see, I used to like Kingston. He even asked me out…and then crushed my feelings. To Kingston, I'm nothing more than a game. One that he's sure he can win. Don't worry; he underestimates my own dedication to winning. Unfortunately for me, I accidentally signed on to work at his company (yes, yes, it's a loooong story). Kingston is my new boss. But I'm nothing if not efficient. I'll be an expert at my job all while dutifully ignoring my boss and his ability to lean on door frames. My task is to create a nonprofit that benefits the community. Easy peasy. It's everything else that gets complicated: avoiding my boss, making the required snide comments, and turning him down for dates is turning into a full-time job all on its own. It's not like he actually wants me. At least, I don't think so…