Teenage ALIEN

Oas is sent from her home planet of Zorca, twenty-three to rescue her brother Ralb from the worse humanoid known in the solar system, a teenage girl. With her traveling companions, Rotsen, a plant with an attitude, who watches too many Shaprantos reruns and Lehcarr, a Venus Fly Trap with the habit of eating her friends, they set out to find Ralb. Travelling through a black hole, Oas is, transformed from her ananoid shape into a teenage humanoid, becoming what she fears most, a teenager. They land in Bedrocktown to find the teenagers, aren't as bad as they feared-they're worse. Zen her handler has warned her to stay away from pizza and popcorn but she tries both, with horrible results. She needs to find her brother, figure out how humans kiss, save the town from an E. Coli outbreak and meet Jason Montana, not necessarily in that order. Then all she has to do is find her way home, but are her ties to Earth too strong?

Oas, a teenage ALIEN from Zorca-twenty-three finds love and romance on Earth, but thanks to her directionally challenged brother Ralb, instead of heading back home, they end up in Las Vegas, where her arch nemesis on Earth, is now a popular reality star. When circumstances spiral out of control, she needs to get back to her home planet to save her true humanoid love. By joining a reality show to the cosmos, Oas and Rotsen, a dandelion with a major attitude, she needs to outthink and outsmart the humanoids. But once they do, just who will survive?

Alfred Thayer Mahan (1840—1914) was an American naval officer, considered one of the most important naval strategists of the nineteenth century. In 1885 he was appointed Lecturer in Naval History and Tactics at the US Naval War College and served as President of the institution between 1886 and 1889. His series of books examining the role of sea power in history influenced the rapid growth of international navies in the period before World War I. This two-volume study of the Anglo-American war of 1812 was first published in 1905. Mahan examines the causes of the conflict, arguing that its roots went back to the seventeenth century. Although naval battles in the war of 1812 were small-scale rather than large fleet actions, Mahan shows that they were nevertheless crucial to the outcome. Volume 2 covers events on the Atlantic coast and the Canadian frontier.