In a Galaxy Far, Far AwRy

The galaxy's most unhinged lunatic just got his hands on an extinction-level death ray. And he's got an itchy trigger finger. In the galaxy of Stratus Cloud, seven warring crime gangs run the underworld. That is until military turncoat Master Asinine hatches his most devious-and psychotic-scheme to date: uniting those gangs into a crushing force he calls, in his infinite absurdity, The Bad Guys. Stay classy, Master Asinine. Now, with a death ray at his disposal, Asinine is in a position to conquer the galaxy. He's given everyone a four-day notice. And if nobody likes it... ...he'll nuke the galaxy instead. The galaxy's only hope is Major Matross Legion, Master Asinine's former best friend, who must sidestep military injunctions to create an elite unit with special abilities to fight back. Problem: Legion can't stand the sight of Asinine anymore. Bigger problem: That four-day notice is dwindling. There's nothing more dangerous than a lunatic who controls all crime. In a Galaxy Far, Far AwRy is the perfect superhero comedy space opera, with an even mix of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Spaceballs, Avengers, and awkward eye contact from across crowded rooms. And the book is low sodium, if it comes to that.

So asking where to find the restroom is out of the question? When Power Plant and Franchise's starship crash-lands on the Bad Guys' new home turf, a simple mission goes from routine observe-and-report duty to straight-up survival. And their pilot, a robot with a vocal processor built from car alarms, doesn't make hiding any easier whenever it decides to speak its mind at 120 decibels. Can Power Plant and Franchise outwit Master Asinine's hunting party long enough for Legion and Burnout to mount a rescue operation? Or will the hunting party execute them before Power Plant runs out of stuff to break? Did Power Plant even brush his teeth before he left the house? It's a race between life and death...with a robot who has no inside voice!? Okay, I seem to remember Power Plant brushing his teeth this morning, so that's one problem solved.

It ain't easy keeping the most powerful man in the galaxy out of evil's grasp.Military field leader Reef is about to begin his hardest mission yet: protect a man with a strange ability. The ability? To communicate with himself across millions of timelines.With the knowledge and experience of millions of himself, he's a very wanted man. So when the galaxy's foremost criminal leader, Master Asinine, captures him to harness his ability, nobody is safe. Because Asinine loves galactic domination almost as much as sausages.Now Reef must lead his squad behind enemy lines on a near-hopeless rescue operation, with the fate of the galaxy hanging in the balance. No pressure.Can Reef keep this immense power out of criminal hands? Or will Asinine exploit it for his own evil intentions? Will I ever shut up and let you read the book? Fine! Liam Gibbs knew he was destined to write at age four, when he authored a breathtaking account of a cow who ate grass. The bovine saga failed to catch the public's eye but earned the budding author parental acclaim. Since those early times, he's gone on to write the novella Not So Superpowered and humorous articles for various magazines.A twenty-year veteran of the brutal world of hand-to-hand comic book fandom, Gibbs cut his teenage teeth on titles such as Spider-Man, X-Men, New Warriors, and other Marvel comics.Gibbs graduated college with a degree in professional writing, which included classes on fiction writing and story structure. He lives on the balmy shores of Ottawa, Canada, where he relaxes by watching staggeringly awful horror and science fiction movies. A health and fitness nut, he shoots lasers from his eyes, uses the word exclusive incorrectly, and once wrestled an exclusive brontosaurus. True story. The galaxy's most unhinged lunatic just got his hands on an extinction-level death ray. And he's got an itchy trigger finger.In a Galaxy Far, Far AwRy is the hilariously bonkers novella series that pokes fun at superhero comics, space operas. It's an even mix of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Spaceballs, Avengers, and awkward eye contact from across crowded rooms. It mashes all of those into a gigantic wacky ball, takes out the Michael Winslow's cameo (we're as broken up as you are), and spits out a series of stories that will make your face's eyeballs melt out your face's nose holes.While the series is written in prose form, it draws inspiration from comics like Spider-Man, X-Men, and The Avengers, shows and movies like Seinfeld, Family Guy, Spaceballs, Futurama, and Mystery Science Theater 3000, and miscellany like Tenacious D, Repairman Jack, and Dead Rising.If you're into any of that stuff, check here often for the best news you've had all day! It's a comic book in prose form but without the baggage of a fifty-year history!An homage to and spoof of--and not related to--Star Wars in any way.

You don't have to change any diapers here. We don't go back that far.Sit back and wonder what Schizophrenic was like as a college dropout. What happened to Harrier after he won the Nobel Peace Prize. How Multipurpose rose to become one of the greatest weight-loss gurus the universe had ever come to trust.Because none of that actually happened. Cooler junk did, though. Like Multipurpose eating an entire bagel. Singlehandedly. Read about the history of your favorite In a Galaxy Far, Far AwRy jackasses: how they became who they are today. Who used to work as a recharge station attendant? Who set fire to a pile of old laundry? Whose urine smells most like asparagus?Or don't. Don't read about it. But you'll always wonder about that asparagus urine. They all do.They all do. Liam Gibbs knew he was destined to write at age four, when he authored a breathtaking account of a cow who ate grass. The bovine saga failed to catch the public's eye but earned the budding author parental acclaim. Since those early times, he's gone on to write the novella Not So Superpowered and humorous articles for various magazines.A twenty-year veteran of the brutal world of hand-to-hand comic book fandom, Gibbs cut his teenage teeth on titles such as Spider-Man, X-Men, New Warriors, and other Marvel comics.Gibbs graduated college with a degree in professional writing, which included classes on fiction writing and story structure. He lives on the balmy shores of Ottawa, Canada, where he relaxes by watching staggeringly awful horror and science fiction movies. A health and fitness nut, he shoots lasers from his eyes, uses the word exclusive incorrectly, and once wrestled an exclusive brontosaurus. True story. The galaxy's most unhinged lunatic just got his hands on an extinction-level death ray. And he's got an itchy trigger finger.In a Galaxy Far, Far AwRy is the hilariously bonkers novella series that pokes fun at superhero comics, space operas. It's an even mix of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Spaceballs, Avengers, and awkward eye contact from across crowded rooms. It mashes all of those into a gigantic wacky ball, takes out the Michael Winslow's cameo (we're as broken up as you are), and spits out a series of stories that will make your face's eyeballs melt out your face's nose holes.While the series is written in prose form, it draws inspiration from comics like Spider-Man, X-Men, and The Avengers, shows and movies like Seinfeld, Family Guy, Spaceballs, Futurama, and Mystery Science Theater 3000, and miscellany like Tenacious D, Repairman Jack, and Dead Rising.If you're into any of that stuff, check here often for the best news you've had all day! It's a comic book in prose form but without the baggage of a fifty-year history!An homage to and spoof of--and not related to--Star Wars in any way.