Ghastly McNastys

The Ghastly McNasty twins are the ghastliest, nastiest pirates ever to sail the seven seas, and they have invaded the town of Little Snoring in their hunt for treasure. But best friends Hetty and Tat are determined to stop them. The clever kids must deal with the Big, Scary, Very Dark, Dense Forest Where No One In Their Right Mind Would Want To Go, poisonous fudge and other nasty obstacles on their quest. Who will find the treasure first?

Just when the inhabitants of Little Snoring think they've seen the last of Gruesome and Grisly McNasty, the pirate twins unexpectedly --- and very disgustingly --- find themselves on the deck of The Good Hope. The nasty pair quickly casts out the ship's crew, commandeers the vessel and sets sail once again to Little Snoring, in search of Captain Syd's lost treasure. It's up to two local kids, Tat and Hetty, to devise a clever trap to lure the witless duo to their capture. But when things go awry, Tat and Hetty become the captives instead. Are the friends doomed to a dastardly death at sea? Perfect for beginning readers who love an outrageous and fast-moving story, the Ghastly McNasty series offers a lively blend of clever illustrations, slapstick comedy and toilet humor. With playful asides, odd characters and, of course, nasty pirates, this last book is a goofy, over-the-top and irresistibly fun end to the series.

The Ghastly McNasty pirate twins are close to finding the long-lost treasure rumored to be buried in Little Snoring Castle. Lucky for them, they're not the only pirates in town - Little Snoring villagers sport cutlasses and eye patches, hoping to be hired as extras for the pirate movie being filmed at the castle. Posing as actors is the perfect cover for a couple of ghastly pirates trying to sneak into the castle … until best friends Hetty and Tat spy the duo. Can the kids outwit the nitwits? It's another wacky McNasty adventure but with 100% more sharks!