Since senior devils were no longer able to have stress-relieving holidays on Earth, Satan released all of Hell's female devils from their torture responsibilities. That sounded like a reward, but it wasn't. Satan gave the devilettes mortal-like female bodies that they would use to help devils ..... with their morale. Winnie and her all female crew were outraged. Lillian warned that Heaven couldn't be involved. Winnie suggested a different phrasing: Heaven shouldn't be caught getting involved.Satan also decided to start a new industry. Devils whose horns revealed that they couldn't torture mortals effectively, would be reassigned to another job. Henceforth, they would dig up gold and other precious minerals for delivery to Hell's home planet, Lucifus. Those minerals included uranium that Lucifus could use to build nuclear powered space ships. Devils with nuclear capabilities would not be good for the Cosmos. Winnie had an idea about stopping that.When the news about Hell's new industry was announced, two short-horned devils named Bert and Ernie fled into the wilds of Hell. There, they ran across other short-horned devils who were hiding in a small place called Crumpet Village. Leading them was Kermit, a very green crumpet whose crumpet followers included Gonzo, Rolf and Miss Bacon. When hornocrats from SinSin-atti decided that they could change Crumpet Village into an ideal tourist attraction, somebody convinced the crumpets to do that on their own first.
