The Graveyard Shift

One loser, one talking cockroach, and one karate-chopping bombshell are all that stand between YOU and hell on earth.Lloyd Wallace is an unlikely hero. He lives with his parents, is chronically unemployed, and is afraid of his own shadow. But when he's shopping at the local convenience store and a creature emerges from the beer cave hellbent on killing the girl of his dreams, his life takes an unexpected turn. After a surprising act of bravery, the devlishly suave boss hires him to work the graveyard shift. Lloyd thinks his new job is stocking beer. But nope. The beer cave is the gate to hell, and his real job is fighting monsters. What could go wrong?The gate needs a hero, but Lloyd's a zero. He's in debt and lives with his parents. He's been fired from every job he's ever had. He was the first thing his ex-girlfriend tossed to the curb when she upgraded her life. But his coworkers-a karate-chopping bombshell and a talking roach with a really bad attitude-need Lloyd's help to keep the demons in line. Can he man up and become a world-saving hero? Or, will he remain a couch-surfing zero? The fate of the world is on the line. 24/7 Demon Mart is a horror-comedy / comic fantasy series for fans of Tales from the Gas Station (Jack Townsend), A. Lee Martinez (Gil's All-fright Diner), Jason Pargin (John Dies at the End), Rick Gualtieri (Bill the Vampire), John Scalzi (Starter Villain), and Christopher Moore (Practical Demonkeeping). The Graveyard Shift is the first book in the 24/7 Demon Mart universe, A frightfully funny series for horror comedy and comic fantasy fans.Welcome to the 24/7 Demon Mart Universe! Three series, one hilarious adventure.24/7 Demon Mart (Main series)The Graveyard Shift: A Horror Comedy (Book 1)Monster Burger: This one has zombies in it (Book 2)Angel Trouble: A grim reaper comedy (Book 3)(Re)Possessed: A demon horror comedy (Book 4)Revenge of the Furballs: A vampires vs werewolves comedy (Book 5)(Dis) Enchanted: A hexed horror comedy (book 6)24/7 Demon Mart Stories (read anytime after The Graveyard Shift)Hell for the Holidays: A 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas SpecialCritters from the Poo Lagoon: A 24/7 Demon Mart Creature Feature24/7 Demon Mart Short ReadsKevin vs The MothmanKevin vs The Loveland FrogsKevin vs Lloyd