24/7 Demon Mart

One loser, one talking cockroach, and one karate-chopping bombshell are all that stand between YOU and hell on earth.Lloyd Wallace is an unlikely hero. He lives with his parents, is chronically unemployed, and is afraid of his own shadow. But when he's shopping at the local convenience store and a creature emerges from the beer cave hellbent on killing the girl of his dreams, his life takes an unexpected turn. After a surprising act of bravery, the devlishly suave boss hires him to work the graveyard shift. Lloyd thinks his new job is stocking beer. But nope. The beer cave is the gate to hell, and his real job is fighting monsters. What could go wrong?The gate needs a hero, but Lloyd's a zero. He's in debt and lives with his parents. He's been fired from every job he's ever had. He was the first thing his ex-girlfriend tossed to the curb when she upgraded her life. But his coworkers-a karate-chopping bombshell and a talking roach with a really bad attitude-need Lloyd's help to keep the demons in line. Can he man up and become a world-saving hero? Or, will he remain a couch-surfing zero? The fate of the world is on the line. 24/7 Demon Mart is a horror-comedy / comic fantasy series for fans of Tales from the Gas Station (Jack Townsend), A. Lee Martinez (Gil's All-fright Diner), Jason Pargin (John Dies at the End), Rick Gualtieri (Bill the Vampire), John Scalzi (Starter Villain), and Christopher Moore (Practical Demonkeeping). The Graveyard Shift is the first book in the 24/7 Demon Mart universe, A frightfully funny series for horror comedy and comic fantasy fans.Welcome to the 24/7 Demon Mart Universe! Three series, one hilarious adventure.24/7 Demon Mart (Main series)The Graveyard Shift: A Horror Comedy (Book 1)Monster Burger: This one has zombies in it (Book 2)Angel Trouble: A grim reaper comedy (Book 3)(Re)Possessed: A demon horror comedy (Book 4)Revenge of the Furballs: A vampires vs werewolves comedy (Book 5)(Dis) Enchanted: A hexed horror comedy (book 6)24/7 Demon Mart Stories (read anytime after The Graveyard Shift)Hell for the Holidays: A 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas SpecialCritters from the Poo Lagoon: A 24/7 Demon Mart Creature Feature24/7 Demon Mart Short ReadsKevin vs The MothmanKevin vs The Loveland FrogsKevin vs Lloyd

One loser, one talking cockroach, and one karate-chopping bombshell stand between YOU and soul-crushing, world-destroying evil.Or not? A mysterious red door has appeared inside 24/7 Demon Mart, but when Lloyd opens it and steps in, nothing happens. Nothing bad, at least. He finds a lost room filled with treasures so good, so perfect, it seems like the Demon Mart crew's wishes have all come true.Kevin finds the solution to his mid-afterlife crisis and his roommate problems. Faust finds a renewed interest in the carnal delights of earth. Lloyd, dead tired from fighting off angry poltergeists, finally gets the one thing he so desperately desires: A nap. DeeDee? Well, she's just angry. Really, really angry.But it's fine-totally fine-until the protection spells at Doc's pawnshop begin to unravel. And the Demon Mart gang becomes so consumed by their own appetites and desires, they don't even notice the dark force awakening beneath them, a force so ancient and evil it could rip the world to shreds.If humanity is to have any hope at all, the graveyard shift crew will have to battle their inner demons and sacrifice everything they want the most. Will they triumph? Or will the evil that lurks behind the red door rip them-and the world-apart?(Re) Possessed is a demonic possession horror comedy. It is the fourth book in the 24/7 Demon Mart series, a humorous dark fantasy and horror-comedy book series for fans of Christopher Moore (Dirty Job), Dave Turner (How to be Dead), Jack Townsend (Tales from the Gas Station), A. Lee Martinez (Gil's All Fright Diner), John Scalzi (Starter Villain), and Rick Gualtieri (Bill the Vampire).Welcome to the 24/7 Demon Mart Universe! 24/7 Demon Mart (Main series)The Graveyard Shift: A Horror Comedy (Book 1)Monster Burger: This one has zombies in it (Book 2)Angel Trouble: A grim reaper comedy (Book 3)Repossessed: A sinfully demonic comedy (Book 4)Revenge of the Furballs: A vampires vs werewolves comedy (Book 5)DisEnchanted: A hexed horror comedy (Book 6)Doomed Souls (Book 7)24/7 Demon Mart Stories (read anytime after The Graveyard Shift)Hell for the Holidays: A 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas SpecialCritters from the Poo Lagoon: A 24/7 Demon Mart Creature Feature24/7 Demon Mart Short ReadsKevin vs The MothmanKevin vs The Loveland FrogsKevin vs Lloyd

One loser, one talking cockroach, and one karate-chopping bombshell are all that stand between YOU and your wildest dreams. Or certain death? Yeah. Probably certain death.For lovable loser Lloyd Wallace, life is finally looking up. He's brokered a peace between the vampires and the werewolves. He's solved the mystery of the monster hamster who lived in his closet. And he doesn't have to worry about his parents catching werewolves on the lawn or getting bitten by their newly-turned vampire cat. Not anymore, because Lloyd just moved into his own apartment. A new, monster free-except for his vampire cat-apartment.His new place comes with perks, too, like the hot girl who works at the cafe downstairs. She's the sexiest woman he's ever seen in a grandma sweater, and her coffee is so good, it makes him feel like he can conquer the world. She has "Lloyd's new girlfriend" written all over her. She's definitely sending signals.Everything is great. A little too great.Kevin has gone viral, but his newfound Internet fame means 24/7 Demon Mart is overrun with fans who worship him. Literally worship him.DeeDee has finally mastered the flying jump kick, thanks to all the extra training she's put in at Bubba's werewolf gym. She has achieved martial arts greatness. Her new moves have turned her into a lethal weapon, and she's loving it. Maybe a little too much.Everyone's dreams are coming true. Even Howard Van Helsing, owner of the Happy Tails vampire pet food shop is about to go on the vacation of a lifetime.Success is spreading like a virus, and everyone's infected, except for Lloyd. Because he doesn't seem to have any dreams, or plans, or a big vision for his future. So as fame and fortune and success shower down on everyone around him, Lloyd's left with questions. Like, what do I want to do with my life? And do dreams really come true-without a catch-when you work at 24/7 Demon Mart? The answers could be the difference between life and death.Find out what happens in (Dis)Enchanted: 24/7 Demon Mart 6.24/7 Demon Mart is a horror-comedy / comic fantasy series for fans of A. Lee Martinez (Gil's All-fright Diner), Jason Pargin (John Dies at the End), Rick Gualtieri (Bill the Vampire), Christopher Moore (Practical Demonkeeping), John Scalzi (Starter Villain), and Jack Townsend (Tales from the Gas Station).(Dis) Enchanted is the sixth book in the 24/7 Demon Mart series.Welcome to the 24/7 Demon Mart Universe! 24/7 Demon Mart (Main series)The Graveyard Shift: A Horror Comedy (Book 1)Monster Burger: This one has zombies in it (Book 2)Angel Trouble: A grim reaper comedy (Book 3)Repossessed: A sinfully demonic comedy (Book 4)Revenge of the Furballs: A vampires vs werewolves horror comedy (Book 5)DisEnchanted: A hexed horror comedy (Book 6)Doomed Souls (Book 7)24/7 Demon Mart Stories (read anytime after The Graveyard Shift)Hell for the Holidays: A 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas SpecialCritters from the Poo Lagoon: A 24/7 Demon Mart Creature Feature24/7 Demon Mart Short ReadsKevin vs The MothmanKevin vs The Loveland FrogsKevin vs Lloyd

One loser, one karate-chopping bombshell, and one talking cockroach stand between YOU and the zombie apocalypse.It's business as usual at the 24/7 Demon Mart. Well, not exactly. The beer cave is still the portal to hell, but things haven't been quite right since a handful of vengeful beasts from beyond nearly destroyed the store in their bid to unleash hell on earth. Demon Mart has a serious pest problem. Shoddy construction has compromised the gate. Even the neighborhood is in flux, now that the Monster Burger across the street has a snooty new owner with a personal beef against the Demon Mart staff.And Lloyd Wallace, one-time world-saving hero, is too scared to leave his house. He's had a bit of trouble dealing with the fact that zombies are real (and a valued part of the Demon Mart team), blood-thirsty hell beasts are real, and that his boss is the devil. His guardian angel-who lives in a Magic 8-Ball-has had to resort to extreme measures to get Lloyd to leave the safety of his childhood bedroom, show up for work, and keep the promises he made to God.When the store's living dead staff get restless, and human customers start shuffling around, absolutely starving, ready to eat anything they can get their hands on, it's clear 24/7 Demon Mart has a big problem. It's ground zero for the zombie apocalypse. It's up to DeeDee, Lloyd, and Kevin to save the day-again. But Lloyd will have to conquer his crippling fear long enough to do his job. Can he man up and become a world-saving hero? Or, will he remain a couch-surfing zero? If they fail, Columbus, Ohio, could quickly turn into Zombie, Ohio. The fate of the world is on the line. What could go wrong?Monster Burger is a zombie comedy for fans of Jesse Peterson (Living with the Dead), Andrew Stanek (You Are Undead), Scott Kenemore (Zombie, Ohio / Zen of Zombies), Jeff Strand (Sinister Mister Corpse), Diana Rowland (White Trash Zombie), and Shaun of the Dead. It is the second book in the 24/7 Demon Mart series, a horror-comedy / humorous comic fantasy series. Welcome to the 24/7 Demon Mart Universe!24/7 Demon Mart (Main series)The Graveyard Shift: A Horror Comedy (Book 1)Monster Burger: This one has zombies in it (Book 2)Angel Trouble: A grim reaper comedy (Book 3)Repossessed: A sinfully demonic comedy (Book 4)Revenge of the Furballs: A vampires vs werewolves horror comedy (Book 5)(Dis) Enchanted: A hexed horror comedy (Book 6) Doomed Souls (Book 7)24/7 Demon Mart Stories (read anytime after The Graveyard Shift)Hell for the Holidays: A 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas SpecialCritters from the Poo Lagoon: A 24/7 Demon Mart Creature Feature24/7 Demon Mart Short ReadsKevin vs The MothmanKevin vs The Loveland FrogsKevin vs Lloyd