Beware the Ninja Weenies

Watch out for the Vampire Weenies. A boy steals a ticket to an amusement park and gets the roller-coaster ride of a lifetime - literally. The first day of middle school turns into a free-for-all when the gym teacher offers the class a get-out-of-gym-free card. Sick of his sisters vampire wannabe friends, a kid decides to teach them a lesson at their next party. But the tables are turned when some surprise guests show up. Critically acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar is back with thirty-three more warped and creepy tales for fans of his bestselling Weenies short-story collections. And in the tradition of the four previous collections - In the Land of the Lawn Weenies, Invasion of the Road Weenies, The Curse of the Campfire Weenies, and The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies - he reveals the inspiration behind each story at the end of the book.