In the Land of the Lawn Weenies
And Other Warped and Creepy Tales
by David Lubar
read by Suzy Jackson, Christopher Gebauer
Part 1 of the Weenies series
Kids can be such monsters. Literally. From the award-winning author of Hidden Talents, two remarkable short story collections - Kidzilla and The Witch's Monkey - together for the first time. Plus several brand new stories. Each hilarious and harrowing. A substitute teacher finds out she has some monsters for students. A group of kids attempt a levitation trick with hair-raising results. A neighborhood is so boring the grown-ups are turning into...well...you know. And dozens more. So don't be a weenie! Read these stories!
Invasion of the Road Weenies
And Other Warped and Creepy Tales
by David Lubar
read by Suzy Jackson, Christopher Gebauer
Part 2 of the Weenies series
Watch out for the road weenies! A town is overrun by road weenies — a.k.a. joggers — who never smile. A girl thinks she's too old for Halloween...until she finds a special pair of gloves. A boy takes a shortcut to an unexpected place. A mummy takes his revenge, one little piece at a time.... Welcome to the weird and wacky world of award-winning storyteller and master of the macabre, David Lubar. These thirty-five tales ranging from the silly and offbeat to flat-out horrifying are just right for reading alone or for telling aloud in the dark. As an added bonus at the end of the book, David answers the question most frequently asked of writers with a behind-the-scenes look at the various ways he got the ideas for the stories in this collection. Don't be a weenie. Read these stories. If you dare!
The Curse of the Campfire Weenies
And Other Warped and Creepy Tales
by David Lubar
read by Suzy Jackson, Christopher Gebauer
Part 3 of the Weenies series
A boy discovers the answer to one of the great urban mysteries: why are pigeons always pooping in parks? A second-grade class learns why they should always be nice to their math teacher. An ancient predator uses the internet to search out its prey. A young girl and her little brother escape a campfire weenie only to encounter something even more terrifying: a troop of Girl Scouts singing campfire songs. For this, his third collection of warped and creepy "weenie" tales, critically-acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar traveled deep into the shadowy corners of his mind, looking for new ways to amuse and terrify his readers. And in the tradition of In the Land of the Lawn Weenies and Invasion of the Road Weenies, he reveals the inspiration behind each of the thirty-five stories at the end of the book
The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies
And Other Warped and Creepy Tales
by David Lubar
read by Suzy Jackson, Christopher Gebauer
Part 4 of the Weenies series
A girl doesn't have a date for the school dance - until her dad makes one for her in his lab. "Lily - meet Stitchy." A family enjoys a nice Thanksgiving dinner - until they are interrupted by a torrent of turkeys out for revenge. A princess meets a pea-brained suitor. And the battle of two red hot pepper weenies ends in flames. Critically-acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar returns from a journey into the darkest depths of his brain with thirty-five more warped and creepy tales. And in the tradition of the three previous Weenie collections?
In the Land of the Lawn Weenies, Invasion of the Road Weenies, and The Curse of the Campfire Weenies - he reveals the inspiration behind each story at the end of the book. Don't be a weenie. Read these stories...if you dare!
Attack of the Vampire Weenies
And Other Warped and Creepy Tales
by David Lubar
read by Suzy Jackson, Christopher Gebauer
Part 5 of the Weenies series
A boy steals a ticket to an amusement park and gets the roller-coaster ride of a lifetime literally. The first day of middle school turns into a free-for-all when the gym teacher offers the class a get-out-of gym-free card. Sick of his sister’s vampire wannabe friends, a kid decides to teach them a lesson at their next party. But the tables are turned when some surprise guests show up. Critically acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar is back with thirty-three more warped and creepy tales for fans of his bestselling Weenies short-story collections. And in the tradition of the four previous collections In the Land of the Lawn Weenies, Invasion of the Road Weenies, The Curse of the Campfire Weenies, and The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenie she reveals the inspiration behind each story at the end of the book.
Beware the Ninja Weenies
And Other Warped and Creepy Tales
by David Lubar
read by Suzy Jackson, Christopher Gebauer
Part 6 of the Weenies series
Watch out for the Vampire Weenies. A boy steals a ticket to an amusement park and gets the roller-coaster ride of a lifetime - literally. The first day of middle school turns into a free-for-all when the gym teacher offers the class a get-out-of-gym-free card. Sick of his sisters vampire wannabe friends, a kid decides to teach them a lesson at their next party. But the tables are turned when some surprise guests show up. Critically acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar is back with thirty-three more warped and creepy tales for fans of his bestselling Weenies short-story collections. And in the tradition of the four previous collections - In the Land of the Lawn Weenies, Invasion of the Road Weenies, The Curse of the Campfire Weenies, and The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies - he reveals the inspiration behind each story at the end of the book.
Wipeout of the Wireless Weenies
And Other Warped and Creepy Tales
by David Lubar
read by Suzy Jackson, Christopher Gebauer
Part 7 of the Weenies series
Wipeout of the Wireless Weenies is the seventh collection of spooky short stories for ages 8 to 12 by the beloved author of the Nathan Abercrombie series, David Lubar. This is the perfect pick for reluctant young readers who like a few chills and a lot of laughs. Welcome to the Weenie Zone! A boy and his family narrowly escape a zombie apocalypse - or do they? A girl neglects her cat's litter box and finds herself in a heap of trouble. And a group of clicking, scrolling, tapping wireless weenies find themselves on the edge of disaster. Here are thirty-three hilarious and harrowing stories that will scare you, make you laugh, or see the world in a whole new way. Find out where the author got the idea for each story at the end of the book. Don't be a weenie. Read these stories. If you dare!
Strikeout of the Bleacher Weenies
And Other Warped and Creepy Tales
by David Lubar
read by Christopher Gebauer
Part 8 of the Weenies series
More than 2.7 million Weenies sold! Don't be a weenie. Read these stories. If you dare! Strikeout of the Bleacher Weenies is the eighth collection of spooky short stories for ages 8 to 12 by popular author David Lubar. This is the perfect pick for young readers who like a few chills and a lot of laughs. Welcome to the Weenie Zone! Here are thirty hilarious and harrowing stories that will scare you, make you laugh, or get you to see the world in a whole new way. Find out where the author got the idea for each story at the end of the book.
Check Out the Library Weenies
And Other Warped and Creepy Tales
by David Lubar
read by Christopher Gebauer
Part 9 of the Weenies series
Master of the macabre David Lubar is back with Check Out the Library Weenies, his ninth collection of Weenies Stories. Here are thirty more scary stories for the middle grade audience--perfect for both avid and reluctant young readers who like a few chills and a lot of laughs. Don't be a weenie. Read these stories. If you dare! "Fans will be shivering and laughing...evilly." ?Kirkus Reviews on Strikeout of the Bleacher Weenies "With its mix of humor and chills, this collection is a sure bet for fans of R. L. Stine's Goosebumps series and reluctant readers." ?Booklist on Wipeout of the Wireless Weenies "Whoever thinks the short story is dead, or that kids don't like short stories, hasn't talked to any real live kids and hasn't read the latest in this popular series." ?School Library Journal on Attack of the Vampire Weenies