Sabrina's Secret Life - Season 1

Cassandra asks Harvey to a school dance only to find that Maritza beat her to it. When Sabrina hears, she is crushed. She thought Maritza was her friend. What she doesn’t know is that Maritza, overhearing Cassandra tell Tiffany and Margaux that she was going to approach Harvey shortly, decided to ask Harvey out on the spot and “un-ask” him later, so Sabrina could then ask him. But Cassandra turns Sabrina against Maritza, and now Sabrina is not speaking to her former pal. Maritza’s feelings are hurt, so Maritza decides to keep her date with Harvey. Meanwhile, Cassandra plans to ruin Maritza’s evening with a series of embarrassing events – like turning her spaghetti-strap dress into real spaghetti, turning her lipstick into crazy glue – you get the idea – and all with Sabrina’s collusion. At the last moment, Sabrina finds out the truth and has to save Maritza from Cassandra’s spells, even though it means letting her have a wonderful evening with Harvey.

It’s fundraising time at both of Sabrina’s schools. Sabrina bites off much ‘more than she can chew’ and decides to win top sales at both schools, simultaneously at the same time. And she does, working herself ragged, pounding on every door she can find. She’s the hero of the day! But when the Upper-School cookie dough gets mixed up with the Under-School cursed ecto-plasma from the nether region – comical chaos ensues. Greendale citizens are undergoing straaaaange transformations and Inhabitants of The Realm are packing on a few extra pounds around the hips. With Salem’s questionable assistance, Sabrina retrieves every last ounce of the plasma and switches it back with the cookie dough. Except one last batch, which went to the sweet old lady down the street, who now has fangs and wings and is flying off into the moonlit night…

Sabrina is shocked when Salem shows up at the witches’ academy one day, and tries to hide him from the faculty. Salem puts up a fight, and finally reveals to Sabrina that he’s the instructor in a class on the History of Warlocks. At first, Sabrina’s pretty smug about the whole thing. She thinks she’ll ace the course easily, since Salem’s teaching it. Because of this, she doesn’t do the work, talks back to him in class, etc. To her shock, Salem starts to be stricter with her than with anyone else. Not only that, but she thinks he’s favoring Cassandra, of all people. Salem and Sabrina have a huge argument, and he leaves home, going to live in the Old Warlocks’ Home, located deep in the wilds of the Grey Area. She goes after him, and after a scary adventure in the wild region, finds Salem and apologizes, promising to treat him with the respect due a teacher. Salem returns, and Sabrina aces her final exam in his class, mainly due to her experiences at the Old Warlocks’ Home.

Sabrina’s tired of sharing Harvey with all of his extra activities: sports practice, science club, after-school job at the local market, etc. But when she casts a spell making her Harvey’s top priority, she gets more than she planned on: Harvey quits all his other activities and follows her around like a love-sick-slave-puppy-dog. Heck, he’d quit school except Sabrina’s there. Harvey can’t talk about anything except her; he can’t make a decision without consulting her to make sure he’s doing what she wants, etc. Sabrina never thought she could get enough attention from Harvey, but his new obsession is driving her crazy. Now Sabrina must find a way to make Harvey like her less --but not too much less.

Sabrina knows there’s a big assignment due at school - a term paper on a world conqueror. (She chose Attila the Hun, thinking he’d been given a raw deal by history; she’s going to tell the true story.) But she keeps putting the assignment off and putting it off and putting it off. All her friends are getting their work done, but Sabrina keeps putting it off, putting it off, until finally, it’s the day before due day. Sabrina freaks. She can’t put it off any longer. With no time left for research (the library’s closed), she uses Hilda & Zelda’s Incantation book (strictly against house rules) to conjure up Attila so she can interview him for the report. Alas, Attila doesn’t want to be interviewed. When starts to like the modern world, he doesn’t want to leave. It has such a… mellowing effect on him. But Cassandra doesn't know of Sabrina's problems – only that Sabrina has a great historical strongman interview in hand. So just when it looks like Sabrina is doomed, competitive Cassandra sets aside her previous work and conjures up Genghis Khan for her own report. When the two ruthless conquerors meet, they get in an argument over who was the nastiest and suddenly all Greendale is at risk. Sabrina and Cassandra must reign in their conquerors to save the town (and keeps good notes so they can ace their reports).

Sabrina finds a forbidden spell book on Mr. Snipe’s desk and casts a spell to make him fall in love with the first person he sees – which turns out to be Ms. Magrooney, not her! Comic chaos ensues as the lovesick Mr. Snipe pursues the horrified Magrooney across campus. Sabrina desperately tries to undo the spell, but only manages to make things worse when it makes Magrooney fall in love with Snipe – while making him fall out of love with her! Sabrina must turn to Enchantra to set things right, and learns “you can’t hurry love.”

Hilda & Zelda have been warning Sabrina about using magic she’s not ready to use. Sabrina promises she won’t, but she doesn’t exactly keep that promise. Thanks to some spells that go awry, Sabrina ends up with a week’s worth of detention – in both schools for the same days. Sabrina sees only one solution – to create another version of herself. Unfortunately, Sabrina II turns out… not… just… right… There’s a screw loose somewhere in this doppelganger. In fact, it soon becomes clear, she’s the bad Sabrina. To make things worse, Cassandra finds out and, thinking Sabrina is up to something, makes her own double (Cassandra II), which of course turns out to be a painful, problem causing goody-goody. So as the good Sabrina tries to make amends for past transgressions, and the bad Sabrina is out there committing more of them, the two Cassandras get in the mix and make things worse. Sabrina and Cassandra (each horrified at the "opposite" version of them) must together find a way to reverse the spells and set their reputations straight.

It’s Witch vs. Witch in the annual spell-a-thon, and Sabrina is determined she is going to cast the biggest and best spell of all. But she gets a little carried away and unleashes a gigantic rock demon (built out of rock, but with the personality of a "rocker") that threatens to destroy Greendale and expose the hidden Witch Academy to the mortal world. Cassandra and the two Witch Academy teachers (Mr. Snipe and Mrs. Magrooney) must band together with Sabrina and Salem to stop it.

Hilda and Zelda are going to the Netherworld for some much needed Rest & Relaxation (it’s the witch equivalent of going to Las Vegas). Although Sabrina does everything her power to dissuade them, they insist on hiring a babysitter – er, make that chaperone to take care of her. Sabrina, being 14 now, is convinced she is an adult and takes it hard, especially since she had a pajama party planned with Maritza. It’s an important night, because Maritza’s been talking about dropping out of school, getting married and having kids, and Sabrina wants to have a heart-to-heart chat with Marizta to “set her straight.” Then Sabrina meets Mrs. Pratt, the nice old lady her Aunts have hired to stay with her. “That woman must be 110 years old,” fumes Sabrina, who immediately starts plotting. If only Mrs. Pratt were closer to Sabrina’s age! Salem, who has no intentions of becoming Mrs. Pratt’s lap cat, is in agreement. They need someone younger. You know what happens next. One miscast spell later, Sabrina and Salem have a howling one year-old on their hands. That’s when Maritza arrives – and of course, Sabrina can’t tell her about the spell problem. The girls have their work cut out for them as full time babysitters until Hilda and Zelda get back – and in the meantime, there are fun and hi-jinks aplenty a la Baby’s Day Out. In the end, Sabrina realizes maybe she does need some supervision, and Maritza realizes that staying in school will be a lot more fun than playing mom.