What The F* Book

Today's most important question: What the F*@# should I drink? It's all covered here! We've all been there: you come home from a long day and just want to have a drink-but which drink? There are so many options, how do you decide? “What the F*@# Should I Drink?” has the answer! The follow-up to the wildly successful and deliciously offensive “What the F*@# Should I Make for Dinner?”, “What the F*@# Should I Drink?” provides over 75 recipes for everything from a Sidecar to a Moscow Mule to whatever the f*@# a Caipirinha is. They're easy to mix and even easier to drink, and soon you'll forget the original question. With a "choose your adventure" style recipe guide-don't like the recipe in front of you? Choose another!-and wonderfully offensive directions, “What the F*@# Should I Drink?” is f*@#ing fantastic, and it will make you feel f*@#ing fantastic too.

If dinnertime has you cursing up a storm, this cookbook of 50 profane and delicious dishes will get you off your indecisive a** and into the f*@#ing kitchen! Derived from the incredibly popular (and totally addictive) website, WhatTheF**kShouldIMakeForDinner.com, this "choose your own adventure" style cookbook provides quick and easy solutions for the nightly conundrum. Every page is a new (and easy) meal, with enough pizzazz to keep you interested. Don't like the recipe? Simply choose another page for a new f*@#ing idea! Making choices is hard, so let this book do it for you with 50 solid meal ideas-and a side of salty language-for meat-eaters and vegetarians alike, such as: • Scallop Ceviche • Grilled Skirt Steak with Chimichurri • Red Flannel Hash • Vegetarian Cassoulet Never hem and haw over what to make for dinner again! “What the F*@# Should I Make For Dinner?” is the perfect gift for anyone who loves food, and will become your go-to guide to save you from headache, hunger, and your own wishy-washy self.