Val Fremden Humorous Mystery

One Woman. One Hammer. One Guy who's Fixin' to Get Nailed ...After 50 years of bumbling around on the planet, Val Fremden's got nothing to show for her life but a long string of dead-end jobs and a two-digit bank balance.But just as she's about to toss her champagne dreams and caviar wishes into the dumpster, Val discovers that Marco Shamway-the jerk who plagued her all through high school-is now a millionaire. Worse yet, the idea that catapulted Marco to fame and fortune was one he'd stolen … from her!In an instant, Val's flimsy bubble of midlife complacency bursts like a rotten tomato, splattering sour-grape juice all over her mediocre existence. Out for revenge, Val's determined to make her mark on the world even if it kills her-or better yet, him.If you've ever longed to serve some jerk a steaming pile of their own just desserts, Val's your gal! Hitch your wagon to this midlife mess and let her do the dirty work-while you laugh yourself silly all the way to the hilarious end.

Getting Ahead Ain't Easy (Especially when your new coworker may be a psycho.)Everybody's got their coping mechanisms. Val Fremden is no exception. But when her longtime boyfriend Tom Foreman takes off without even saying goodbye-well, that's just the kind of thing that can make a good woman go bad.Out to track down Tom or die trying, everyone Val meets seems like a potential suspect. Especially her new coworker, Gary. Ever since he showed up, people around town have begun disappearing. And the macabre clues left behind at each victim's last known address keep Val on the run like a chicken with its head cut off.On the trail of a possible serial killer, Val must keep a cool head and follow the clues. Will the weird and wacky chain of events that follows lead her to Tom, or send her over the edge?It's gonna take an ex-Vegas showgirl, a Florida good ol' boy, and an attorney of questionable stature to find out.Come join the fun in this hilarious "could only happen in Florida" mystery romp. It's the feel-good escape you've been searching for!

A License to Print Funny ...Val's on a mission to get her ducks in a row--or quack-up trying.Stuck working in a rundown thrift shop, Val yearns for a way out-a destiny that doesn't involve sorting used clothes by how repulsive they smell. The only problem is, Val is in debt to her boss all the way up to her sweaty armpits.Desperate to find a way out of her dead-end job, Val decides to clean up her act, even if it means giving up her most precious possessions. But her attempt to turn over a new leaf won't be easy. And Val is about to find out that one good deed doesn't necessarily lead to another.Especially when it comes to money.Will Val end up awash in cash? Or go tumbling back into the poorhouse? Either way, someone's about to learn that paybacks can be hell.

A Smashing IdeaMost start-up businesses fail within five years. But with Geraldine Jiggles as her new partner, Val's smashing new concept for "retail therapy" might not last five minutes. Has Val signed a pact with the she-devil herself?Maybe ...Just exactly who is that sharp-tongued demon in polyester pantaloons, anyway? When Val starts investigating Geraldine's past, what she discovers threatens to tear a hole the very fabric of reality itself-or at list rip it one heck of a new unseemly seam.It appears that Geraldine's caustic wit may not be her only lethal weapon. And when somebody takes a long walk off a short pier, both women find themselves up to their necks in hot water. This unlikely duo is going to have to learn how to synchronize swim before they both sink faster than a lead toad in a busted fishbowl.Come along for the hilarious ride as Val discovers that when you go digging around in someone else's ancient history, you could end up in ruins yourself.