Tome of Bill

ITS HARD TO LIVE FOREVER WHEN THE WHOLE WORD WANTS YOU DEAD. Get ready for world-ending hilarity with the final FOUR novels of The Tome of Bill series over 50 hours of laugh-out-loud horror comedy. Gamer turned vampire Bill Ryder would rather still roll initiative with his friends than take this supernatural shit seriously. Too bad the ancient horrors threatening the world dont particularly appreciate his attitude. Includes: GODDAMNED FREAKY MONSTERS (Book 5) Three months have passed since Bill Ryder disappeared. Now hes back. Too bad, civilization is teetering on the brink of chaos. HALF A PRAYER (Book 6) An unstoppable terror from the dawn of time has awoken deep beneath the Earth and its headed Bills way. As the world crumbles around him, Bill must rise to the destiny hes been trying so hard to deny. THE WICKED DEAD (Book 7) Bill Ryder has a powerful destiny. He just never expected it to involve an amnesiac bloodsucker, a group of D&D dorks, and a hormonal witch. THE LAST COVEN (Book 8) A goddess returned, a war between primal powers, and a prophecy fulfilled. Its finally time for Bill to master his powers and figure out how to survive his date with destiny. Because if he cant get his act together, mankind will be forever plunged into everlasting darkness. ---------- Join Bill in these laugh-out-loud tales of terrifying monsters and middle-fingered mayhem. If you enjoy The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple series, or The Preternatural Chronicles, then grab your copy today and prepare to die laughing with the epic conclusion to The Tome of Bill series! And once you're finished, don't forget to check out BILL OF THE DEAD - the hysterical continuation of the Tome of Bill series.

THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE MIGHT FINALLY BE ONE OF THEM. My name's Bill Ryder and I'm in way over my head. My problems include an egomaniacal goddess, a supernatural war against the Sasquatch clans, and an end-of-the-world prophecy I'm expected to fulfill. That's a lot of crap to heap on anyone's plate, much less an undead programmer from Brooklyn. Sadly, Armageddon isn't about to give me a breather. The White Mother, queen of all witches, is amassing her forces to exterminate anyone who stands in her way. I need to find a way to stop her army of shapeshifters from tearing the world apart, all while somehow avoiding my predetermined fate of dying at the hands of the woman I love. This is it, no more second chances! It's finally time to master my powers, sort out my relationship woes, and figure out how to survive this date with destiny. Because if I can't get my shit together, mankind will be plunged into everlasting darkness, everything will suck, and all of it will be entirely my fault. ---------- The Last Coven is the epic conclusion to The Tome of Bill horror comedy series. Full of geeky humor and Bigfoot-sized action, get ready for a nonstop thrill ride of laughter, adventure, and suspense. Don't miss out on this unforgettable tale of apocalyptic hilarity. Grab your copy today and then be sure to check out the hilarious sequel series - BILL OF THE DEAD! Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor