Times of Terror

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but this list is so delightful. And since you've no place to go, here are 85 ranked reviews of Christmas-themed horror movies. Ho, ho, ho! This year, get ready for the horrorthon of a lifetime! Naughty or nice?

Sharks can be giant, mutated, metallic, or prehistoric. Some of them live in tornadoes, some in the snow. Sharks are our friends, except when they're hungry, which they usually are. If you show signs of weakness or aggression, you will be attacked. If you bleed, you will be attacked. Shark Week is the time of the year when you do not want to be swimming with sharks. In this book, I review 64 shark movies ranked from worst to decent. If you watch them in order, they will only get better.

An excellent way to celebrate All Hallows' Eve all through October, this book contains 96 ranked reviews of Halloween-themed horror movies. This year, get ready for the horrorthon of a lifetime!

An excellent way to celebrate All Hallows' Eve all through October, this book contains 53 ranked reviews of Halloween-themed horror movies. This year, get ready for the horrorthon of a lifetime!

Guns don't kill people, sharks do! They can kill you by water, or fire, and they can bite you. They come in all shapes and forms. They dwell in the sea, the sand, in volcanoes; they can be ghosts or revenants, toxic or electrical. They're whatever they need to be for a successful Shark Week marathon. In this third edition of Shark Week, I review 87 shark movies and rank them from awful to amazing. Watch them in order, they will only get better!

Film critic Steve Hutchison ranks, rates, and reviews 91 Christmas, 96 Halloween, 5 Easter, and 8 Valentine's Day horror features on these pages.Celebrate the holidays in fear, every year!