Threadbare

Meet Threadbare. He is twelve inches tall, full of fluff, and really, really bad at being a hero. Magically animated and discarded by his maker as a failed experiment, he is saved by a little girl. But she's got problems of her own, and he might not be able to help her. Fortunately for the little golem, he's quick to find allies, learn skills, gain levels, and survive horrible predicaments. Which is good, because his creator has a whole lot of enemies... Warning: Contains profanity and violence.

Mysteries unravel, and the true villains of the piece emerge. Threadbare finds himself on a collision course with dark things, wendigo queens, and mysterious Players who have sinister plans for him.But underneath it all, a decades-old struggle comes to a head. The world itself threatened by corruption and destruction.Threadbare must save the world and save his friends, or else all will be lost.This final book in the Threadbare line wraps up three series; Threadbare, Blasphemy Online, and Small Medium. Coming together to bring closure to all three plotlines, it is a poignant, gripping resolution, and an end to the story of a little bear who was so very, very bad at being a hero.

Threadbare has been kidnapped by pirates!But this is just the first step in the plan of the malevolent and mysterious puppeteer who's manipulated the pirates into bear-nappery. Which was supposed to be a proper princess kidnapping, but things went a bit sideways.To uncover this strange mastermind's plan and properly thwart it, Threadbare must play along, keep his friends alive while they attempt to rescue him, make new friends, and help the old ones during this dangerous journey to parts unknown, all to confront the deadly and devious beastkin known only as the Phantom of the Lop Ear...