Tales of a Former Space Janitor

On a honeymoon, two is company and three is a crowd.Five is ridiculous.After their wedding--and the Ice Dame's high-handed exploitation of the event--Triana and O'Neill embark on their honeymoon, only to find they've been booked on a CelebVid cruise to Armstrong with Vanti, Elodie, and Leo.When the jump to Armstrong throws Triana and O'Neill into an alternate reality, they must outsmart the multi-verse versions of their friends, a lunatic professor and his corporate sponsor, and a cargo hold full of egg-throwing rodents if they hope to return to their own lives.How will they do it? With spectacular, Space Janitor style, of course.come along for the ride! I've been an IT guy, a choir director, an executive assistant, a stay-at-home mom, a college instructor, and that lady at the information booth in a tourist town. But writer is the best job ever, because I get to make stuff up. Stuff I wish were true, stuff I'm glad isn't true.

Same space janitor. Shiny new mess.Almost a year after Triana and Ty's failed honeymoon to Armstrong, they're finally ready to try again. Thanks to Hy-Mi, they're booked into an all-inclusive resort on Moghbeli Luna Major, where the water is warm, the drink-bots are preprogrammed, and all systems are green. Or so the holo-ads claim.When they arrive, they find murderous seabirds, failing force shields, and a hotel owner in way over her head. And wait... is that a dinosaur?The happy couple's long delayed vacation devolves into a mad scramble to save the resort, track down the bad guys, and save the creme brûlée. And maybe ride the water slide before they head home.If they make it that far. I've been an IT guy, a choir director, an executive assistant, a stay-at-home mom, a college instructor, and that lady at the information booth in a tourist town. But writer is the best job ever, because I get to make stuff up. Stuff I wish were true, stuff I'm glad isn't true.

Surviving parenthood is hard enough-try doing it when the universe keeps hitting reset.Triana Moore thought pregnancy would be messy-but not this messy. Between malfunctioning baby simulators, her mother's attempts to fire her (again), and a snarky "smart" house that refuses to learn her name, life on SK2 is already chaos.Then Monday refuses to end. Literally.Now, Triana and O'Neill are stuck reliving the same day on repeat-while her pregnancy keeps marching forward. As her belly expands and her patience wears thin, they must re-convince her charming cousin Arun, their sharp-tongued friend Vanti, and a hopelessly romantic AI that the time loop is real before the triplets make their debut in a full-blown temporal paradox.Cosmic chaos, domestic drama, and one very pregnant heroine who just wants a nap.And a snack. I've been an IT guy, a choir director, an executive assistant, a stay-at-home mom, a college instructor, and that lady at the information booth in a tourist town. But writer is the best job ever, because I get to make stuff up. Stuff I wish were true, stuff I'm glad isn't true.