Tale of Bryant Adams

Not all wizards were born to be heroes.Things not to do when you find out you're a wizard: #1 Do not destroy your apartment with magical fire. You WILL NOT get the security deposit back.#2 Do not form an alliance with the guy who is trying to murder you. This will end badly.#3 Do not drag the girl you're desperately in love with into your wizard mess. You risk her watching you fail miserably.#4 Under no circumstances should you get in the middle of an epic magical battle. Death will happen. Lots of death and bad things.How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days is a whirlwind ride through a magical world. If you love to laugh, crave adventure, and wish you were a wizard, join Megan O'Russell's 150,000+ satisfied readers. Order your copy and join this magical journey now!Praise for How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days"This is a magical, fast-paced, fantasy packed-with a lovely dose of modern day teen-ride." – Tonja"How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days by Megan O'Russell is the funniest book for teens/middle grade I have read in so long!" – M.W."Megan O'Russell's heart-stopping magical adventures get better and better and I can't wait for her next one!" – Sherry

Being a wizard is hazardous to your health. Things not to do when being tracked by murderers:#1 Do not drag the girl you're in love with into your deadly mess.#2 Do not accept a bag full of money.#3 If you do accept said bag of money, don't be dumb enough to shove it down the back of your pants.#4 Do not get into a battle with the evil lunch lady.#5 Do not start a war in a tourist hotspot.#6 Do not let your dad find out you're a wizard.#7 Do NOT under any circumstances, no matter how desperate things might seem, let Eric Deldridge convince you to break into the Library and seize control of the magical world.Are you ready for magic? Do you crave adventure? Ever dreamed of the fate of the world falling into your hands? Order Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You and join Megan O'Russell's 150,000+ satisfied readers.Don't miss out, start your adventure now!

Being a wizard is hazardous to your health.Things not to do when being tracked by murderers:#1 Do not drag the girl you're in love with into your deadly mess.#2 Do not accept a bag full of money.#3 If you do accept said bag of money, don't be dumb enough to shove it down the back of your pants.#4 Do not get into a battle with the evil lunch lady.#5 Do not start a war in a tourist hotspot.#6 Do not let your dad find out you're a wizard.#7 Do NOT under any circumstances, no matter how desperate things might seem, let Eric Deldridge convince you to break into the Library and seize control of the magical world. Megan started writing when she discovered playing Cordelia in King Lear leaves you way too much time waiting backstage. She began her career as an author during an ill-fated trip to Oz. She hasn't stopped writing (even when living on a tour bus) since.Megan's wanderlust has led her all over the globe. When she's not planning her next escapade, she's diving into fantasy worlds where she doesn't have to worry about what rules she's supposed to follow or how many pairs of socks she can fit in her suitcase.Her latest series, Fracture Pact, finds seven teens pulling off the heist of the century to save magic. Psst…this book may feed on her love of Newport, RI, Manhattan, Las Vegas, mountains, and botanical gardens. Megan has a weakness for road trips. Having vampires, werewolves, mermaids, and hackers involved just adds to the excitement.Her love of storytelling has helped Megan weave her real-life exploits into eight different book series. From the epic fantasy world of Ilbrea to the paranormal dystopian romance of Girl of Glass, there is always a new way to escape into adventure.Megan would love to connect with you on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, or TikTok but feels obliged to warn you in advance that you will be hearing about her cats…a lot.If you want to stay up to date on all Megan's books and adventures (and hear about her cats), you can find all her social media links, including where to sign up for her readers community, at: https://linktr.ee/meganorussellFor Film / TV / Adaptation Inquiries:Allen EckhouseLogical Talent Managementallen@logicaltalent.com Not all wizards were born to be heroes.Things not to do when you find out you're a wizard:#1 Do not destroy your apartment with magical fire. You WILL NOT get the security deposit back.#2 Do not form an alliance with the guy who is trying to murder you. This will end badly.#3 Do not drag the girl you're desperately in love with into your wizard mess. You risk her watching you fail miserably.#4 Under no circumstances should you get in the middle of an epic magical battle. Death will happen. Lots of death and bad things.

Three Simple Steps to Wizarding Domination Step One: Find the books stolen from the magical libraryStep Two: Steal back the books and bring them to New YorkStep Three: Declare wizarding domination I feel like this is a pretty solid plan.I'm probably wrong...

Never steal from an evil wizarding mastermind. But if fate forces you into staging an international heist- Rule 1: Get your story straight before trying to smuggle magical items through customs. Rule 2: If you're going to use a forged passport, make sure you trust the sketchy dude who made your papers. Rule 3: Be familiar with the local laws BEFORE spells start flying. Rule 4: Never trust cats. Soft and fluffy on the outside, evil killing machines on the inside. Rule 5: Don't think being an ocean away from home will keep your troubles from catching up to you. Some shadows, you can't outrun. This is the final installment of The Tale of Bryant Adams. Cheery triumph is not guaranteed.