SOS Hotel

Guaranteed a supernaturally safe stay! (Definitely no murders.) A scandalous ex-porn star demon and a morally shady, billionaire vampire walk into a bar… But this is no joke. It's opening day at the SOS Hotel and that lust demon? He's my business partner. I know. What was I thinking? The sexy, suave vampire, however? He's something else… Creating a sanctuary for the supernaturals left here when the tear in the veil sealed was always going to be difficult, but it's all I have, and I'm going to make it work. Despite the murders, the missing humans, and the psychotic real estate mogul who wants to bulldoze the hotel… The SOS Hotel must thrive whatever the cost. Because if it fails, I'll lose everything. Including my life. My name is Adam. I'm just the boring human who works here, and I absolutely, definitely do not have any secrets. Welcome to the SOS Hotel. What can possibly go wrong? SOS Hotel is a whacky MMM adventure about a vampire lord, an ex-porn-star demon, and a boring human who absolutely does not have any secrets. Dark humor and explicit language abound. For mature listeners. Contains two bonus chapters from book two.

It's been two weeks since the SOS Hotel opened, and everything is going great... Apart from the detective who's dead set on accusing Zee of murder, the leaking pipes, a psycho sorcerer stalker, a shadowbeast in the attic, and... did I mention Lord Reynard has a wife? Yeah, he didn't mention it either. I could have done with knowing that before, you know, kinda falling for the suave, sexy Vampire Daddy. He also neglected to mention that his wife wants my head on a plate. Literally. This is not the love triangle I was expecting. If Reynard lied about that, what else is a lie? Is Zee right, and Lord Reynard wants our hotel? Or is it something more personal he desires, such as my heart? My name is Adam Vex. I'm totally, one hundred percent human. Welcome to the SOS Hotel. Where it's about to get weird-er. SOS Hotel is a whacky MMM adventure about a vampire lord, an ex-porn-star demon, and a boring human who absolutely does not have any secrets. Dark humor and explicit language abound. For mature listeners.

Three weeks in, and the SOS Hotel is still standing. I know, crazy right? Despite the gremlins, lethal electrics, vampire threats, a shadowbeast in the attic, and a psycho sorcerer, our doors remain open to all Lost Ones. Also, nobody has died... in a few days. All I have to do is hold it all together, keep every guest safe, not mention the body in the flowerbeds-and maybe we'll last another week? But Sebastien has demanded Zee return to the club, or he'll hurt more demons. Sebastien has become a big problem. And problems, like gremlins, have a habit of multiplying at the SOS Hotel. I promised Zee I'd stay out of his other life. But I can't-won't-watch Sebastien mistreat him. I might be a boring, average, harmless human, but even I have my limits. Plus, I've got a vampire on my side. Lord Reynard has a knack for getting answers out of people, and together, we're going to find a way to break Sebastien's hold over Zee, even if part of our plan involves an evening of la mort d'amour at Razorsedge. Reynard says we're not going to do anything risky. But I kind of, maybe, just a little bit... want to? Trust me. I'm Adam Vex. Totally normal human. It's all going to turn out just fine. I'm absolutely certain I have everything under control... probably. Welcome to the SOS Hotel. SOS Hotel is a whacky MMM adventure about a vampire lord, an ex-porn-star demon, and a boring human who absolutely does not have any secrets. Dark humor and explicit language abound. For mature listeners.

Something is wrong with Tom Collins. More wrong than usual. Tom's being nice. I should have known trouble was right around the corner. One attempted murder later, and Reynard is forced to disarm Tom (literally). No bartender means no bar. Zee is grumpy and avoiding me, and the hotel's measly profits are dwindling by the day. Things are not going well. We need our broken, foul-mouthed Tom Collins back. But don't worry. Zee says saving Tom should be a walk in the park for us. Turns out that walk in the park is more like a road to hell. But I've got this... My name is Adam Vex. I'm your average and mundane human host. Welcome to another crazy day at the SOS Hotel. For mature listeners.

The fifth book in the whacky SOS HOTEL series... Closed for gremlin extermination... SOS HOTEL contains explicit language, situations, and content that some listeners may find uncomfortable. And gremlins.

My big secret is out. Adam Vex may be a tiny bit not human. But it's not so bad. Just so long as Gideon Cain doesn't find out. It's probably best if I keep my head down and stay out of trouble, especially after our "accident" at the vampire chapel. But one little date won't hurt. We deserve some time off. And what can go wrong at a fancy dinner? It's not as though we'll become tangled in a corporate plot to exploit Lost Ones in brutal fights to the death for entertainment, during which we attempt to free the fighters, only for the evening to end with me riding an enraged werewolf through the restaurant, and have the entire escapade viewed millions of times online resulting in all of San Francisco asking: What is Adam Vex? Why would any of that happen?! My name is Adam Vex, and I'm your host at the SOS HOTEL, where we offer luxury to die for (luxury not guaranteed). SOS Hotel contains explicit language, situations, and content that some listeners may find kinda unsettling. The books also contain the best f*cking demon there ever was, the world's most useless vampire who has a weird-ass thing for Swedish furniture, and a 100% human (not sus) who is super nice and deserves to have nice things.