Slaycation

Love hurts, but I like the pain Maverick The second I board the Bruise Cruise, I'm ready to indulge-top-shelf liquor, five-star meals, and maybe a little pain to round out the night. What I don't expect? Falling for the one woman guaranteed to ruin everything. A federal agent. She's here to sink us, and I'm stuck sharing a suite-and a bed-with the enemy. Frankie Get in. Take down Jim and his crew. Get out. That's the mission. But nothing about the Bruise Cruise goes according to plan. Especially not Maverick-handsome, odd, aggravating . . . and weirdly charming. Which is a problem. And then he tells me his secrets, leaving me with two options: jump ship or go down with him. Ship Happens is book three in the dark romantic comedy series rocking the TikTok charts-and this time, all aboard means no one is safe. Expect savage banter, killer humor, and a romance that's anything but smooth sailing. Pack your bags, grab your life vest, and book your ticket-Ship Happens is your next slaycation! One click today! Tropes: • Reverse age-gap • Serial unaliver x detective • Enemies-to-lovers • Forced proximity • One bed • Banter • Dark humor Although this dark rom-com is "DIET" Lauren Biel, it still has adult themes. Full list of content warnings on my website. Please read responsibly!

Ride at your own risk… Aven Get in. Get paid. Get the hell out. That's the plan. Scotland's rolling hills are calling me home, and this job is just another stop along the way. But being her bodyguard is harder than expected. Keeping tabs on a fiercely independent lass who refuses to follow the rules? Nearly impossible. Then my cold, blackened heart starts to thaw as I watch her dirty little shows. She's maddening, bratty, and curvy in all the right ways. Ach, what am I doing? And what happens when my compass home begins pointing toward her instead? Quinn Men want one thing, and I'm prepared to give it to them. I'm a cam girl, after all. That's how I've managed to pick up a stalker. Enter my bodyguard. When the handsome Scottish grump breezes into my life, he turns it upside down. Now I'm exploring new hobbies and new relationships. But my stalker lingers in the shadows. I'll have to navigate love and lust while trusting my new friends to keep me safe. Danger lurks just around the corner, but so does the answer to my question: What happened to my mother? Slaughter Park is book four in the best selling dark romantic comedy series taking over the TikTok charts. Like all the Slaycation series books, expect banter, dark humor, and a romance that will take your breath away. Tropes: • Bodyguard • Age gap • Scottish Serial unaliver x plus sized cam-girl • Grumpy x sunshine • Forced proximity • One bed • Banter • Dark humor Although this dark rom-com is "DIET" Lauren Biel, it still has adult themes. Full list of content warnings on my website. Please read responsibly!

Snow won't be the only thing getting blown Bennett After screwing up a recent hit, I'm broke, blacklisted, and no closer to finding my missing sister. I need a distraction. Five days in Alaska isn't my idea of a retreat. I hate winter, but I hate Catarina Novak more. If I make her as miserable as possible, maybe I can forget how miserable I am. Frustrating Cat is my favorite pastime, but what happens when I discover something I enjoy more? Cat The winter retreat is a chance to forget all my worries, hang out with my best friend, and finally get my first kill. But when Bennett Carter breezes into the log mansion with his stupidly handsome smirk, he makes it his mission to block my every move. Until we get lost in the woods overnight . . . If our friends discover what happened, we'll never hear the end of it, but how can we stop what we've set in motion? And do we even want to? Welcome to the winter retreat, Sinners! Slay Ride is the second book in the TikTok-favorite Slaycation series. Packed with killer banter, wicked humor, dangerously irresistible romance, and fiery enemies to lovers, this trip is to die for. Tropes: • Grumpy x sunshine • Forced proximity • Touch her and ☠️ • Enemies-to-lovers • He falls first • Snowed in • THE TURKEY 🤣 (if you forgot about the pineapple) Although this dark rom-com is "DIET" Lauren Biel, it still has adult themes. Full list of content warnings on my website. Please read responsibly!

All's fair in murder and mayhem Ezra Love isn't on my mind when I sign up for the yearly Sinners Retreat, but a chance meeting at the airport changes everything. We click right away, and my bond with Kindra only deepens when we discover our mutual love for the most macabre hobbies. But then she brings up her brother's unsolved murder and her real reason for being here… To find his killer. That's when my past finally catches up with me, and I'm faced with an impossible choice. Do I tell her the truth and risk losing her, or can I find a way to keep my real identity a secret forever? Sinners Retreat is a dark romantic comedy with explosive chemistry, razor-sharp humor, and a love story that's anything but safe. Tropes: Black Cat x Cinnamon Roll They're both serial unalivers MMC with glasses (and a whole lot of secrets) Plus-sized, tough FMC One-night stand that spirals into chaos Forced proximity Dark humor and a whole lot of banter Although this dark rom-com is "DIET" Lauren Biel, it still has adult themes. Full list of content warnings on my website.