Parker Bell Humorous Mystery

Hubba Bubba's Fish Camp in Po'thole, Florida is striving to become a bona fide Florida tourist destination with the addition of Miss Maisy, a pink flamingo, courtesy of Miss Trixie Delight, the star performer at Babes, Babes, and More Babes Gentlemen's Club.Because you can never have too many flamingos named after redneck restauranteur Hubba Bubba's favorite dancers - Miss Pinkie, Miss Lexie, and Miss Diamond, add in Miss Trixie Delight's murder, a convicted felon running for mayor, possible flamingo trafficking, and you have all the makings for a new craziness, murder, mischief, and mayhem in Po'thole.Can Parker Bell and the hormonal, always caffeine-and-sugar infused Lady Gatorettes enter their own mayoral candidate who may or may not be pink, frequently stands on one leg, and a tourist attraction?Clean, fun-filled, laugh out loud, over the top absurdity that it might just be true.

Parker Bell and the Lady Gatorettes – Misty Dawn, Rhonda Jean, Myrtle Sue, Mary Jane, and Flo - are taking the country by storm with their new hit reality tv show fueled by caffeine and sugar aka coffee and lots of sticky sweet, sugary doughnuts. When the director and assistant director meet untimely deaths – what deaths are every timely - author and cyber security consultant Parker steps in as director. Did she have "creative differences" with the murdered individuals?Lady Gatorette Flo may or may not have been kidnapped by Gator Tom out in the Ocala National Forest. Is this a tv publicity stunt or is it for real?How did Parker get involved with money laundering, three million dollars suddenly appearing at her front door, and what on earth is a Redneck Spa Treatment?Parker and the Lady Gatorettes must solve the case of murder and mayhem, find Lady Gatorette Flo, and they need to do it fast.

Murder, mayhem, and movie star drama is not usually on the top ten list for anyone on Valentine's Day. It's supposed to be filled with love, little candy hearts, and chocolates, right? After finding little candy hearts with nasty, very nasty, sayings on them plastered all over her property, her house, and her car, best-selling author and cyber security company owner Parker Bell is not going to be voted Miss Congeniality.Why does murder, movie star mayhem, and small town politics seem to plague Parker every time she comes back to her hometown of Po'thole (pronounced Po Ho by the natives and Pothole by anyone north of the Florida-Georgia line)?Add in the hormonally challenged, sugar-and-caffeine infused Lady Gatorettes, now with their own radio show, and you have all of the makings of crazy gone bad...in Florida...where craziness abounds.

Po'thole has more than its fair share of mayhem, mischief, and murder. The local cookie factory is burned down and making Miss Suzie's Delicious CC (chocolate chip) Cookies more than slightly toasty. The cookie factory may or may not be part of a drug cartel aka the Bunny Hop Gang. The new owner of the cookie factory is found murdered.Computer geeky nerd and bestselling author Parker Bell and the Lady Gatorettes, five hormonal University of Florida diehard football fans, have been accused of the untimely death of Miss Suzie.What does the Bunny Hop Gang have to do with Miss Suzie's burned-down cookie factory and why are Parker and the Lady Gatorettes being accused of murder…once again?Small-town craziness, over-the-top characters you probably know in real life, and enough laughter to keep you turning the pages.

Murder, money laundering, and mayhem turn the Po'thole Bowling Center, aka Po Ho Bo, upside down. Literally. A dead guy was hanging from the bowling pin machine only to be discovered by the magic wand waving, pirouetting Pixies as they were getting ready to hurl a bowling ball down the highly polished, wood lanes.The newly formed Rolling Pin league was in an uproar. How could this possibly happen on opening night? The Lane Hogs, the RIP 'n Rollers, the 6Feet Unders, the Academic Alley Cats, the Bowling Stones, the Clean Sweepers, the Pixies, and the Lady Gatorettes were not happy bowlers. They couldn't throw a strike or a spare if the lanes were closed.Parker Bell's friend, a former beauty queen, suddenly shows up needing a job. Why?So lace up your bowling shoes, grab your lucky ball, and prepare to bowl over with laughter as Parker Bell and the Lady Gatorettes attempt to strike fear into the heart of the most bizarre bowling alley caper you've ever read! This book will have you on the edge of your seat-or at least the edge of the lane!

What could possibly go wrong in Po'thole, Florida when local native, cyber security owner, and best-selling author Parker Bell moves back to her hometown and accidentally becomes a member of the Lady Gatorettes where there is always mayhem, mischief, and murder?Cookies and Murder - book #7When Parker Bell and the Lady Gatorettes frequent a local chocolate chip bakery, they can't imagine that they would be accused of murder. Enter the Bunny Hop Gang, a drug cartel, FBI shenanigans, and the return of Parker's first love boyfriend. What could possibly go wrong in Po'thole, Florida?Small-town craziness, over-the-top characters you probably know in real life, and enough laughter to keep you turning the pages."I was hooked when introduced to the Gatoretts in volume one and they and the stories have just been getting better and better. I could swear that Ms. Buck must have interviewed in depth some of my bayou cousins down in Louisiana and their beaus and husbands." ~ Amazon reviewFlamingos and Murder - book #8Parker Bell's favorite restaurant Hubba Bubba's Fish Camp is striving to become a bona fide Florida tourist destination with the addition of Miss Maisy, a pink flamingo, courtesy of Miss Trixie Delight, the star performer at Babes, Babes, and More Babes Gentlemen's Club.Because you can never have too many flamingos named after redneck restauranteur Hubba Bubba's favorite dancers - Miss Pinkie, Miss Lexie, and Miss Diamond, toss in a murder, a convicted felon running for mayor, possible flamingo trafficking, and you have all the makings for a new craziness, murder, mischief, and mayhem in Po'thole."Parker Bell and those ever-entertaining Gatoretts return with a flock of new characters to reel out another tail of deceit, intrigue, and murder in that quaint Florida riverside town. People looked up as I laughed out loud and then puzzled as I tried to explain the hilarious goings on there. And just when I thought I knew who done it a whole bunch of new possibilities and personalities who'd be revealed."Ms. Buck is one of the most truly entertaining writers in this genre." ~ Amazon reviewBowling and Murder - book #9What do the Lane Hogs, the RIP 'n Rollers, the 6Feet Unders, the Academic Alley Cats, the Bowling Stones, the Clean Sweepers, the Pixies, and the Lady Gatorettes have in common with Po'thole Bowling Center aka Po Ho Bo? Throw in murder, mayhem, money laundering, and a former beauty queen vying for attention, it's enough to make Parker Bell and the Lady Gatorettes hurl bowling balls as weapons of mass destruction.Lace up your bowling shoes, grab your lucky ball, and prepare to bowl over with laughter as Parker Bell and the Lady Gatorettes attempt to strike fear into the heart of the most bizarre bowling alley caper you've ever read!Sit down with your favorite liquid libation, sweet iced tea for most, and enjoy the hilarious antics of Parker and her merry band of friends in this Florida humorous cozy mystery series."I never laughed so hard reading a book. This is the first book of the series I read and now I have to go back and read the others. Parker and the rest of the girls are wonderful!" ~ Amazon reviewSit down with your favorite liquid libation, sweet iced tea for most, and enjoy the hilarious antics of Parker and her merry band of friends in this Florida humorous cozy mystery series.