Monstrously Mythic

I thought I was living the dream-until the fateful day I found my boyfriend in bed with my boss. As a professional copywriter, it was the tired cliche that hurt me the most. What's a big city girl to do but pack my bags and go solo on that Grecian cruise I'd booked with my ex? Who needs a man when you have tropical breezes, stunning vistas, and free cocktails with frilly umbrellas? But thanks to a freak storm, I find myself washed ashore on a mysterious Greek Isle inhabited by 12 hotties determined to help me in any way they can. What in the rom-com setup is this? Somehow, I've ended up inside a famous Greek myth, tasked with conquering the very men I find myself unable to resist-despite their fur, fangs, tentacles, extra appendages, and extremely large…secrets of their own. Danger lurks around every crumbling ancient ruin, but the longer I stay, the more I wonder if I want to return to my old life at all. Here, I get to be the heroine of my own story, and it might just be time to rewrite history. The 12 Hunks of Herculeia is a medium-dark rom-com loosely based on the 12 Labors of Heracles, with many ridiculous liberties taken. The series contains MM relationships arcs, swearing, very spicy extracurricular activities, an overly possessive, slightly unhinged group of men, and depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.

When I embarked on my rebound rodeo cruise, the last place I expected to end up was on hot-bod monster island. Not that I'm complaining. The views are fantastic, and the impressive amenities offered by my hosts have made it easy to come back for more. 10/10 would recommend. I'm starting to think there's some truth to this whole mate-bond thing-if the murderous rage I feel whenever anyone threatens what's mine is any indication. Scary Leia is ready to throw hands…or claws…or tentacles. Now my ride-or-die is stuck here with me, and our enemies are closer than we think. My men believe they can't be heroes, but they've already proven there's more to them than meets the eye. I intend to clear their names if it's the last thing I do. Olympus is about to learn there is no monster greater than a bad bish like me. Herculeia the Hero is book two in a duet. You will want to listen to The 12 Hunks of Herculeia first. Includes a bonus story from the Monstrously Mythic series. Intended for mature listeners.

You'd think having the gift of second sight would make my life feel more secure. Instead, I'm left with sleepless nights, a body count higher than my bestie, Herculeia, and an unfinished five-year plan. Was a juicy benefits package with an entire stable of Skarsgards too much to ask for? Officially burned out, I decided to extend my business trip to Stockholm by two weeks-determined to forget my troubles by stuffing my face with Swedish meatballs. And I'm not just talking about the food. When I meet the sexiest meatball right out of the gate, I think the tides are finally turning in my favor. Too bad my prophetic visions failed me once again. Now I'm the one on hot-bod monster island, but instead of being chained to the bed for fun, it's more a hostage situation. I can still work with that. The question is, can I convince my three mythological captors to abandon their doomsday plot for eternity with me? Or is our fate already set in stone? Valhalla is Full of Hunks is a standalone tale in the Monstrously Mythic universe. While it will be mostly spoiler-free, for the best experience, you may want to listen to the completed Herculeia duet first. If you love a five-foot-nothing unapologetic ho meeting her monsters, an overly possessive, extremely unhinged stable of Skarsgards, very few morals, Norse mythology with many ridiculous liberties taken, multi-POVs, tasty banter, and naughty dark humor, then stuff your face with Swedish meatballs! Contains a bonus story, "The Yule Log (in Jör's Lederhosen)."