Monster Fart Wars

If you love farts, boogers, burps, and pimples, then you do not want to miss the Monster Fart Wars and the battle to control Gas Mountain. Mayor Donald Fart gets invaded by the Burps in part one, and his team of Farts is fighting off the Burps by calling in the extra farty— Monster Farts! A non-stop and can't stop laughing middle-school book that will make feel just- gross! If you love grossness, don't miss this one.

It was a glorious day. Farts had signed a peace treaty with the Burps. The celebration included fart bubbles and confartti flying from the gassiest hills on Fartville. Trumpets blasted out of butts. Farts shook hands with Burps. Everybody was happy until a new invader came flying from the sky. They were snotty, gooey, slimy Boogers that would stop at nothing until they controlled Gas Mountain. Whoever controls the fart gasses, controls it all! Can Mayor Donald Fart and his Monster Farts defeat the evil wizard, Severe Cold, and his Booger minions in the second epic Monster Fart Wars battle? If you love farts, boogers, burps, and pimples, then you do not want to miss Monster Fart Wars II. A can't stop laughing middle-school book that will make you feel just gross!