Misfits Of New Orleans
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A Vampire's Midlife Crisis
by Valerie Twombly
read by Jessie Elwyn
Part 1 of the Misfits Of New Orleans series
Her life wasnt all bad until she woke up a vampire.
Sabrina raised a daughter, started her own coffee shop, and bought her dream house in her hometown of New Orleans. If she had to complain about anything, it would be the seventh level of Hell hot flashes that come with being 53 years old. That is, until she wakes up a vampire.
Her body has never been more perky and her hair is a dream. Problems? Several. A vampire shouldnt have hot flashes, mood swings that rival a rollercoaster ride, and the urge to drop into a dead sleep at 9:00 pm.
There is a God and he goes by the name of Christoph, the king of the New Orleans coven and a vampire who is hotter than her night sweats. Ready to jump his ancient bones, she manages self control. Barely. When she learns he can cure more than her animalistic urges, she will promise anything.
Enter the misfits. A succubus kicked out of Hell, an old as dirt reaper, a purple dragon whose hiccups light eyebrows on fire, and a cute as can be pooch thats really a Hellhound. All occupants of the B&B, Fangri-La and Sabrinas job is to turn Christophs new acquisition into a thriving business. Holy hot flashes, she may have sunk her fangs into more than she can handle.
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A Vampire's Spooktacular Wedding
by Valerie Twombly
read by Jessie Elywn
Part 2 of the Misfits Of New Orleans series
Love, laughter, and a wedding from Hell.
Six months into carrying her and Christophs baby, Sabrina is finally about to tie the knot with the sexiest vampire in all New Orleans. That is, if her wedding planner doesnt give her a coronary first.
With an appetite that rivals a blue whale, and the libido of a nympho, its no wonder she is tired all the time. However, when her little dragon goes missing, she will set ten alarms to wake her dead backside up at midnight to rendezvous with a kidnapper. Just dont tell the groom!
If dealing with life as a pregnant vampire isnt stressful enough, Satan has turned her beloved B&B, Fangri-La, into a fright fest. Hells Bells! If she survives this wedding, the devil just might find his pitchfork where the sun doesnt shine.
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