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The Haunting of the Necromancer
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 1 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
A hilarious farce.
When the king of the grim reapers's son needs help to take a ghost haunting his home, he asks his father to help remove it but was it a mistake.Good Quotes From The Haunting of the Necromancer
"We are not fake anythings!" said Lance.
"I could debate that with you," said Blake.
"Where is the ghost?" Blake said changing the subject.
"Now I have a ghost and a grim reaper in my lounge room!" said Lance infuriated.
"Grand Reaper? What's that?" the ghost asked.
"Another name for a couch potato!" Lance hissed,
"Dork why you shouting," said Junior walking in the room.
"Oh, he's no bother, he has good taste! Anyone who likes Neighbours is alright with me" Blake said.
"You sure this isn't The Munsters!" Blake asked.
"I want to watch this!" said the ghost standing up.
"Quit it stop using the voice let him watch this!" Blake said.
"He is a ghost he shouldn't be watching soapies!" said Lance.
"Dork!" snapped Junior in protest.
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Tales of the Scion
Tales of the younger scion of Death
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson, Addison Fell
Part 2 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
An anthology of poems and short stories with the young The Magicians: Lance Junior, the gothic the Prince of darkness aka Mr Average; Kristine, the Necromantrix aka the Enchantress; and their cousin's daughter the cute little Princess of Vampires, Astry.
+ new Magicians short story "The Trainspotter" which takes place in the aftermath of "Scion of Death."
Main narrator the author and Alexa played by Addison Fell in Bad Omens
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A Vampire in a Car Crash
He's Dead and He Must Pay For It
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 3 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be in a fatal car crash? If you are already dead and can't die what would happen to you.
After a car crash where Max would be dead, if he wasn't already, as he is a vampire so he survived. So he must pay for the crash.
Survivers guilt has never been so strange.
He's Dead and He Must Pay For It
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Bad Omens or the Insane Unfortunate Ravings of a Mad Chicken
A book can end the universe
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson, Addison Fell
Part 4 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
Main narrator the author and Alexa played by Addison Fell.
The day began like most others. Blake Alexander yawned as he got ready for work at Charing Cross Hospital. Where he was the coroner in charge of the morgue.
His wife was on holiday without him in America so it would be lonely at work.
He heard the doorbell and dashed to answer the door.
He found at it a slightly nervous man a Postman.
"Hello," Blake said wondering why he was nervous.
"Here is a letter for you sir," said the postman, "please don't take my life yet I have some paperwork to do. It's my will."
Blake laughed.
"You're alright man I don't take the living," said Blake.
"I need a signature for the letter," the postman said.
Blake signed for the letter and took it inside to read.
To Blake's surprise, it wasn't addressed to him.
"It must be a prank!" He thought.
"TO THE ANTICHRIST, COME TO ARMAGEDDON NEEDED TO END THE WORLDS,"
A book can end the universe.
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The Gift
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 8 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
Lance snr is a known plant killer he can't keep a plant alive.
The Masked Chicken is a superhero his gift is chaos.
He decided to give a friend the best present ever.
He went to a plant nursery and asked for a plant no one could kill.
He was given a blackberry.
That even Lance can't kill why?
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The Manchurian Candidate
Chrismas is Hell
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 8 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
A darkly funny Christmas story.
It was a strange day when Blake Alexander found out about this odd case everyone at his hospital wanted to decorate the hospital for Christmas drunk on the Christmas cheer.
But that was nothing the reapers were trying to get the after life business in line with fate's decree that they celebrate Christmas with reapers collecting people as Santa Clauses which Blake was totally against. To him it was an anathema. He felt like scrooge It was getting so Christmasy the people at the hospital had stopped calling him Dr Death on the upside but on the downside they called him the Grinch.
He was in a bad mood when he visited the police station which was trimmed for Christmas too.
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The Zombie
He Is His Own Worst Enermy
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 9 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
Dark Star was the last Emperor of the solar system he was deposed because he is a zombie not a brain eater type zombie he the traditional type kept alive and controled by a necromancer that oddly being his own soul a reaper named Morton. Who get along with him like a cat and a mouse.
In this Val get what he wants somebody noticing Morton but for how long.
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The Haunting of Death- Extended
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 10 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
This is a short poetic story based on characters from the Magicians series.
I am beyond life,
I am beyond strife,
I am long beyond my last breath,
I'm among the angelic host,
some call me a ghost,
I awoke one day dead or as good as dead,
I knew not how it was even possible me being a ghost
as I was the king of the grim reapers, so I cannot die in a normal way as this to become a ghost.
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Out of Time
How can the dead commit robbery?
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 12 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
Reread without background noises and better microphone
"It's dark tonight I hope we aren't seen," a man said to his partner in crime.
"It's like the old days we climb in a window and pray not to get caught," said the thief who was known as the Chameleon to his partner the Cat as they stealthily walked through the garden of their mark.
"The room is the third window on the second story," said the Cat examining the building. The Chameleon tested the strength of a lattice leading to it going up the wall.
This should work I'm surprised people are so careless with security," the Chameleon said laughing. They climbed up the lattice trying not to be pricked by the thorns of the rose that climbed up it as well.
"The alarm is off or it should be, but I'll disable it," said the Chameleon.
He cut the alarm wire and jimmied the window till it opened.
They climbed in the room and looked about it.
"The safe is behind that painting," said the Chameleon pointing at the only picture in the room.
"Ok who will do the work you or me?" asked the Cat who was as skilled a cracksman as the Chameleon.
"It's my turn you did the last job," said the Chameleon who walked over to the picture removing it handing it to the Cat to put down.
The Chameleon put his ear to the safe and cracked the lock and opened the door removing the contents out of the safe putting it in a backpack on the Cat's back.
"Got it! Let's go." said the Chameleon.These Thieves Are Dead!How can the dead commit robbery?
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The Chicken Virus
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 12 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
"Achoo!" Went the Masked Chicken sneezing in his friend the coroner Blake Alexander's face.
"Thanks for that Gabriel!" Blake said angrily, "I don't need the X-Zeracian virus!"
"Don't worry I just have hay fever!" said the chicken.
"Careful dad he'll give you the chicken virus!" Lance, Blake's son said walking up to them keeping his distance.
"I think you may have caught the chicken virus you should be at home!" said Lance.
The masked chicken gives the X-Zeracian virus a virus from another planet to his friend Blake causing many catastrophes in this world and the next.
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The Men in Black
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 12 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
When the men in black ask superheroes Blue Midnight and his grandfather the King of the Earth for help they don't expect to find they would go to Black Rock to have strange alien encounter.
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The Dark Rainbow
Visions from the dark side
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 13 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
When Goth Lance Jnr starts having dark visions of his goth girfriend Morticia Adamson being murder then she is murdered her father blames him of her murder he needs help clearing his name.
"Knock! Knock!" said a goth looking teenage boy tapping on the glass door of Lando's office.
Lando looked at him as if he was weird.
"Who is that?" asked Lando.
Lance opened the door and let the boy in and closed the door after him.
"Hello Junior!" said Lance to the boy.
"Who is that Dracula Junior?" asked Lando.
"No, he's my son Junior?" Lance said.
"Same thing!" Lando said coldly.
Lance glared at Lando.
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Who Was That Masked Man?
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 14 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
When ultra goth Junior has a bad vision of the future he tries to stop it becoming real as an average looking man in a pandemic mask the police want to find him as a witness but he does't want to come out in the open. will he be caught.
"This goth thing is not good for you!" said Lance Senior "What could my being an emo goth be a problem?" said the prince. "You look more like a vampire than your cousin the queen of vampires and she's a vampire," Lance said frowning. "I'm emo, not a vampire!" said the prince offended. "I know that!" said Lance, "Can't you dress less like Dracula?" "No this is me if you won't accept me as I am you will have to just take me as I am!" the prince said. "You can't do that!" shouted the prince in horror. "I can you have been ungothed!" said Lance smiling at his son's smart appearance. His son wore a jeans suit. his hair smoothly brushed he looked handsome and a lot like his father. But all the prince saw was his father in a bad casual suit! "I am ugly!" said the prince depressed. "No you look good!" said Senior "Why can't I use magic to change back?" said the prince running to his makeup trying to put on makeup but it disappeared. "What have you done to me?" shouted the infuriated prince. "You are not allowed to be a goth anymore!" said Lance. "Mum!" the prince said begging for help. "He's right, Junior, you can't be a goth it is not safe for you! It is depressing you!" said the mother not sure her husband was right. The prince walked to his door and slammed it in his parents' faces. "That went well!" said Senior awkwardly his wife glared at him. The Prince cried for the rest of the night.
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The Alien Invasion
The Alien in his Brain
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 18 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
The Alien in his Brain
"We must stop this alien invasion!"
"Alien invasion what alien invasion!"
"We must exterminate their king?"
"I'm sorry somebody has already messed with your mind if you think Blue Midnight is the leader of an alien invasion he's too straight-laced to start an invasion!"
"He as hypnotized you too!"
"I rather doubt that!"
"Sorry but you'd see Superman and say he is the vanguard of an alien invasion."
"He is!"
"Blue Midnight is a superhero, not a danger! He'd bore you to death with his repeated references to paperwork,"
"The only operations he performs are autopsies, he's a coroner."
"He is the leader of a hive of alien hybrids who have taken over the world in secret!"
"Great, now he's the leader of the Illuminati!"
"He killed an alien hybrid or thinks he did they were actually a regular human,"
"I won't let him hurt anyone else,"
"I have a plan."
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The Dark Soul
The scariest monsters are the ones that lurk within our souls
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 23 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
He has a soul of darkness the soul of a killer a soul of death, a soul so dark it could not be his thought a psychic mentalist who is working in his father theater for a night of magic her style the metalist senses it.
His soul is so dark all that can be done with him but expelling the demon who is controlling him. The Necromancer, Lance Alexander can't resist playing along with her but how far will he go and where will this end.
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The Assassin
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 24 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
An assassin is the only chance to live for the emperor of the Universe who is in a trap set by an alien but how do you find 1 alien in an alien convention
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The Princess of Darkeness
Vampirism is Child's Play
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 25 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
Vampires Queen Astra and King Max of Vampires's daughter is on her first day at kindergarten will this ankle biter be a pain in the neck.
"Hurry up Astry we're late!" cried Astry Starfire's Mum, "get in the car."
Astry jumped in her Mum's car.
"You remember every thing?" asked her mother Astra, Queen of Vampires.
"Yes Mum," Astry said.," got my lunch bottle."
"Remember to call it tomato juice not blood and don't share it," said her mum.
''Yes mum" said Astry.
"And don't tell any one about vampires," said Astra.
"Yes mum," said Astry.
"We're here!" said Astra a while later.
"Out you hop," said said Astra.
"Mummy why is that girl so pale," a young child asked seeing Astry.
The mum of the child saw Astra and Astry scooped up their child and put them in their car and said "You're going to another Kinder," and sped off in their car.
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Getting Good Ratings Is Murder
read by author
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 25 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
Coroner Blake is interviewed on tv show about murder, and how some people do it to get noticed, the host kills co host to get ratings for show and blames killing on necromancer a good scapegoat. Except the Necromancer was at another killing. Lance the Necromancer and Blake try to find the killer. The killer is busy trying to get the Necromancer arrested. People watch the show because of the crime.
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Dr Death
He is more than he seems
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson, Addison Fell
Part 28 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
Anthology of The Magician stories with Dr Blake Alexander known as Dr Death a Coroner with a dark side.
Good Quotes from : The People From The Center of the Earth a story in audio book
"Glad you are open-minded most people just say I'm mad to believe in the star people!" said the Chicken.
"I believe in aliens!" said Blake. "You do?" said the Chicken his eyes widening.
"Of course we are aliens how could I not believe in us?" said the not-so-human Blake.
"I am not a Flat Earther or a hollow Earther. Nobody lives in the center of any planet," said Blake.
"Blake the Star People are real!" said the Masked Chicken. "No they aren't real still!" said Blake.
The Chicken pushed a News Paper at Blake."Aliens from the center of the Earth take the Human race to court for ownership of the planet!" Blake read. "Did you get this made as a joke?" asked Blake. "I never thought I'd say this to anyone!" Blake said, "Take me to your leader?"
"Who are you human I don't bother my leader with the rabble," said the star person..
"I am Alexandrite Argent the Chief Justice of Sapphirus Argent," said Blake.
"Whose that?" asked the star person. "He's my Grandfather he's only the Emperor of the Universe!"
said Blake getting impatient with the star person. "I will judge your case," said Blake.
"You are biased," said the supreme leader."Yes but without me, your case cannot be legally judged I am the only one who can judge Planetary cases," said Blake. "What's wrong with him," said the supreme leader seeing Lance's Emo son.
"Oh him he's just the Prince of Darkness," said Lance off-handedly. "Hey!" snapped the offended Emo. "Why are everyone happy these strangers want to evict humans from the Earth?" Jnr asked.
"It's our planet!" said the Supreme Leader.
• Narrators: Rachel Lawson as main narrator, Addison Fell as Alexa in Bad Omens,
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No Turning Back
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 30 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
"We have your wife and daughter," a man said over the phone to magician Max Starfire. Who sat alone in his dark dressing room in his theatre.
"Max! why so serious?" said Blake Fire doing a Joker impression seeing his worried face as he walked in the room. Blake was his partner in the magic act.
"Shut up, Blake this is serious! Go away!" Max snapped back,
"We can use him too," the voice on the phone said, "tell him to stay we will use him too,".
"Blake please don't go! They need you!" Max said.
"Who needs me?" asked Blake.
"The people who say they have Astra and little Astry," Max burst out.
"Have they any proof they have them?" asked Blake.
"Nothing but their word so far," said Max,
"Put it on speaker phone I'll close the door," Blake said.
Max turned on speaker phone and Blake closed the door.
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Dear Death Fairy and other stories
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 36 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
"Dear Death Fairy,
I hear you will come to take me when I leave to heaven, look after my cat Timmy when I'm gone, please.
from Zoe Michaels," read a reaper to another his father.
"Aww! That sounds cute," said the king of the Reapers hearing it.
"No one calls me a fairy! Even a misinformed child," said the son known as Lance or the Necromancer shortly.
"Do you prefer serial killer!" asked his father.
Lance scoffed. "I prefer avenging angel," said Lance coldly he was fate's hitman he killed the worst of the worst for him and the police called him a serial killer.
"You would," said the reaper king, "How was the child when you took her?"
"She was a pain she insisted I was the Death Fairy because the tooth fairy took teeth so the reapers were death fairies because they took the dead. I keep telling her I wasn't the death fairy I was a grim reaper. she wouldn't listen. I told her she wasn't going to heaven. She cried. I told her she was going Elysian she cried more. I asked her why she cried.
She told me she was sad to hear queen Elsa was dead too. Kids!" Lance said frustratedly.
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The Rose
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 36 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
Blake gets an new tv show called The Blake Report. Blake talks about chicken case. Lance snr's family are sad Neighbours is ending and Lance thinks he's finally lost Neighbours bad influence as he see it and jnr get a Neighbours box set for them to watch from the Masked Chicken.
Snr depressed seeing it. A mad vigilante goes after the Masked Chicken for getting custody of his kid to his wife who he later killed. the Rose the Chicken's better half tries to keep alive and with Jnr they try to capture the killer.
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Lend Me Your Ears
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 43 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
When Fate's assassin Lance, the Necromancer, quits job his job when a ghost follows him home leaving actor Fate to do his job and his friend the Reaper king Blake to cover for him on the stage.
"The Necromancer was spooked apparently a ghost of a victim followed him home and terrorized his family, so he went on strike," said Blake.
"Terrorized his family, that's enough to make anyone break," said the Fox.
"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him." said Argent Lumiere who was playing Marc Antony in a production of Julius Caesar.
A man walked from the auditorium on stage dropping a pile of ears out of an old wooden bucket at Argent's feet.
"Mind I'm only lending them," said the Necromancer obviously amused.
"O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?" said Juliet In a production of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.
Romeo had just dematerialised she was sticking to the script.
"Where did he go?" asked audience member Angela Alexander.
"To do Lance's job I think," said her husband Blake.
"He complained he's being run off his feet doing the Necromancer's killing and paperwork. He has to run off at odd hours,"
Blake materialised on the stage in the Romeo costume.
"I am Blake Fire will be filling in for Argent as Romeo, He is on pressing business which he deserves" Blake announced.
"Hi all, I'm Marcus Brutus," said Blake.
"I'm Julius Caesar," an actor said, "I'm on, bye, Brutus!"
"Kill you later," said Blake smiling.
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The People From the Center of the Earth Saga
Part 1 and 2
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 47 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
The People From The Center of the Earth
and sequel Solstice
with an Easter Egg
a funny outtake from the making of The People From The Center of the Earth
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Am I Just a Shadow You Drew?
There Is Nothing Scarier Than Reality
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 50 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
When a routine magical event backfires Lance, the Necromancer finds himself in strange world where he discovers he's only a figment of an author's mind.
Also in this audio book The Haunting of the Necromancer, a hilarious comedy of a dysfunctional family. Will Lance ever lose the ghost who made his living room his home.
Some more good short stories from series in book too.
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The Grim Reaper and Child
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 53 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
"I feel weird going to a cemetery," said said a nervous teenage girl to her father.
"Why is me?" asked her father the Necromancer who was in the form of a grim reaper.
"Nuh," said the Necromantrix, "All the dead people here is freaking me out."
"They are just shells their souls are gone they can't hurt you," said her father, "you are my heir you need to get used to this."
"Yeah," said she said, "Death still freaks me out."
"It's natural, between you me and that grave stone it really freaks me out too," said her father...
That's Just The Start
You won't believe how it ends!
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Dreams and Nightmares
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 55 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
Super dark gothic story Lance Jnr has his worst vision his father and friends the Sandmans, Zac and Sandy help him through it.
They find there is nothing more disturbing than the truth when Jnr sees a violent murder in his vision.
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Surrender Offers Rest, But I'd Die for Peace
Lance Alexander will die if they do nothing but which one?
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 55 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
A son and his father try to stop one of the vision of doom had by the son, The vision showed him Lance Alexander will die If they don't stop a serial killer. They are both called Lance Alexander they know they could accept their fate or fight it.
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The Dark Mirror of his Dreams
What terrors can come out of the mind of doom
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 56 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
The Dark Mirror of his Dreams
Sandy, the Sandman gives the king of doom a mirror to put his visions so he can scry them and not experience them like his uncle, he tries til the mirror cracks what terrors can come out of the mind of doom.
Also in book
Once in a Blue Midnight
There were whispers that the reaper king Mortimer once lost his human form, his body, his shell. Among the reapers, rumors changed it to his soul being stolen.
This is what really happened...
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The Grinch Returns
A Dark Christmas tale
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 57 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
Not a kids' story
Blake "The Grinch" Alexander is suffering the Christmas blues again as a Santa's helper for a case and his son Lance isn't helping him either.
This a dark Santa Christmas story that is not child friendly. The only green monster in this story Is a Christmas tree on the cover.
Christmas carols rang around the photo with Santa area a child wandered up to Santa Claus and sat on his lap.
"What do you want little boy," moaned Santa who sounded like he would rather be somewhere else.
Nearby Santa's adult son watched him joyfully.
"I cannot believe you got Blake playing Santa again he hates Christmas," said Santa's wife Angela to her stepson.
"It wasn't me It was Argent a Santa in the Santa's agency was murdered. He's undercover as Santa to find the killer," said Santa's son Lance.
Lance left his stepmother and walked over to his father shouting "Grinch, are you trying to steal Christmas again?"
Santa moaned and tossed off the child ignoring him.
"What do you want, boy to kill Christmas too," Santa moaned at his serial killer son.
"The Grinch has to go feed the dead, come back later," said Lance glaring with eyes like fire at the nervous crying children who wanted to sit on Santa's lap.
"Congratulations you've killed Christmas," moaned Santa feeling pity for the scared children, "Ignore the bad man he's getting coal for Christmas."
"I'm not going there, dad," said his son knowing giving coal was unwoke and he could have said many things but didn't.
"Oh come with me you brat!" said Santa dragging his son away.
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The Dark Army
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 58 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
The Dark Army -
"We Want You to Join the Dead" a poster read on the desk of Mortimer, the Grim reaper King he thought it was disturbing it had a grim reaper looking pointing it's hand forwards looking like an old we want you to join the army sign. It was his assistant, Dante's idea to drum up moral among the reapers. Mortimer wasn't sure it was the right attitude.
Solace In the Shadows -
Blake is acting odd suddenly he's into work really! Even his assistant Dante thinks his over working can his son help him.
Hello darkness, my old friend
Blake sat in a dark room alone in the afterlife wondering what brought him to be there lost in thoughts of darkness and sadness as he quite often did when he had time to himself. Listening to his favorite Coldplay album Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends song 42 was playing when in barged a grim reaper with a ghost. He was spooked for a moment only startled.
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Enter the Marchioness
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 59 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
"Midnight what Happened," asked a policeman offhandedly of an oddly dressed man who looked like a stage magician in blue wearing a mask.
"Are you mad there was a school shooting," said Midnight looking slightly greenish.
"No I just got here," said the policeman, "is anyone else here?"
"Dante, and Dark Starlight," said Midnight offhandedly.
"Don't you mean Dark Star?" said the policeman.
"No Starlight she's Dante's wife the Marchioness of Mars,"
said Midnight.
The policeman laughed. "The Martianess of Mars are you kidding me?"
"What's so funny about my title?" a tall black-haired masked woman in a black suit said.
"Dark Starlight I take it," said the policeman nervously.
"Yes," said the woman insulted.
"Nice to meet you where is your husband?" asked the policeman.
"The Marquess of Mars is inside the building," said Starlight.
The policeman went inside the building to see her husband.
Tried to keep it light
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Vivienne and the Reaper: The Mortal Coil- Extended
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 59 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
"Vivienne you will die there are no buts about it," a skeletal man in Benedictine monks outfit said. said Vivienne in reply "but- but-" staring at his head.
The Reaper huffed "Stop saying but! you can't deny or bargain with me!" Vivienne took a deep breath and said "So you came for me?"
Death said as sharply as a blade " yes! I have! You died at midnight" Vivienne sobbed slightly and said "Midnight? It is 5 to midnight!"
The Reaper looked as awkward as a skeleton could, Vivienne cried triumphantly as a prisoner reprieved execution would "You're early! I live!"
Guest starring The Magicians' villain the rude orderly Jack Taylor
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The Emperor Is Dead, Long Live the King
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 60 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
Blake Is the emperor of the solar system and the secret king of the dead.
What if he was revealed as a dead man, a grim reaper is basically as good as a dead man he would find his secret life as a dead man a betrayal to his people. How would they react to their false king?
And how long will the hapless new Emperor the Masked Chicken survive his job without the help of the man now seen as the pretender to the Empire?
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Fetch
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 61 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
Dr Blake Alexander is Dr Death
What is Fetch a term meaning the meeting of two doppelgangers.
"What the-!" said Dr Death seeing a grim reaper, "You can't be here."
"Why?" asked the reaper Mortimer curiously.
"You know as well as I do," said the doctor.
"Yes, your right, this is ridiculous," said Mortimer.
"It is insane," said Dr Death.
"Glad you agree," said Mortimer.
"Why are you talking to yourself Dad?" asked the Necromancer seeing them as he entered the morgue.
"I don't know why, boy," said Dr Death puzzled.
"I came to talk to him," said the reaper.
"How can you be here I am you?" said Dr Death.
"Oh I forgot to tell me did I?" said Mortimer.
"Yes!" said Dr Death.
"I traveled from the future to warn me I am going to die if I don't catch the Necromancer," said Mortimer.
"What?" said Dr Death glaring at his son.
"I don't want to hurt you!" said the Necromancer.
"Sorry not him the other one," said Mortimer.
"What other one?" asked Dr Death.
"The fake one," said Mortimer.
"I have a copy cat?" said the Necromancer feeling flattered.
"He wants to kill me you psycho," said Dr Death.
"Sorry," said the Necromancer.
The copy cat kills only Magicians.
Dr Blake Alexander and the others set out a
trap for the killer he can not resist a stage
performance by the leader of the magicians
but will Blake survive or will he die as foretold.
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The Last Dance
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 62 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
The King of Doom sees a horrific mass shooting and tries to stop it by infiltrating the dance night.
Can he stop it or will his attempt to stop it kill him?
In the book other stories too
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The Necromantrix Earns Her Scythe or the Mower King
Welcome to the Green Side
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 62 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
The king of the reapers son's heir the Necromantrix was given her first scythe by her grand father the reaper king in a quiet park out of town in a small ceremony.
They try to explain reapers to her to her father's amusement she thinks they are gardeners who use lawn mowers.
"we are like lawn mowers then, we cut the grass and collect the grass and put it where it is judged needs to be placed." his son laughed he was amused by the description of them as lawn mowers. A couple of walkers saw the 2 reapers and the black dressed Necromantrix holding an old scythe. The walkers screamed. "We're just here to mow the lawn! You never seen The Mower King before," shouted the Necromancer, The Mower King was a big gardening franchise in that town. The walkers ran off. "You scared them you psycho!" snapped back the king at his son. The king turned his attention back to the girl, "Do you understand what I was talking about?" asked the king. "You are gardeners I thought you were killers?" she said.
This is a darkly funny short story
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Everyone Is an Alien Somewhere
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 63 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
Mishio Ga is an alien on Earth he finds the culture and people there more alien than him even odder are the locals the Emperor of the galaxy's alien family the Magicians, who run the alien convention Mishio must traverse in order to stop an alien war.
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Stranger Than You Think
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 65 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
Stranger Than You Think
When a strange relative moves into the family home of the goth the prince of darkness with the blessing of his father he finds out the stranger is stranger than he could imagine.
Gothic Shades
The prince of darkness tells his dad a grim reaper he is being haunted by the ghost of his dead girlfriend and only he can see her how will his father take her to the afterlife when he can't see her?
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Shopping for the Dead
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 68 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
Lance goes to Eastside shopping centre to go clothes shopping.
While there he takes a shopper for processing as a grim reaper.
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The Necromancer goes to Jail
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part 69 of the Magicians (Lawson) series
"I hear you could break out of jail if you wanted to," said the guard."Yes it's easy but where's the fun in that," said Lance smiling impishly."What fun can you have in jail?" asked the Kingpin."Not been here long enough for it to be a bore yet," Lance said who was having fun messing with their minds.
"I will not do it!" Lance Alexander to his uncle Sergeant Simon Alexander-Drax.
"It's alright! You won't be there long!" said his uncle.
"Then you go there!" said Lance shortly.
Lance's dad the coroner walked into the room.
"I can't!" said Lance digging his boots into the floor.
"You can't what?" asked Blake Alexander, Lance's dad.
"I can't go to prison as the Necromancer," said Lance.
"Why can't you," asked his uncle.
"Do you think he's the Necromancer?" asked Blake.
"Of course not we need a man we can trust on the inside who can pose as the Necromancer to entrap a prison kingpin," said Simon.
"You planning to come out as dead are you?" asked Lance not threatening just stating a fact the father of the Necromancer was Mortimer the grim reaper, King.
"I am not going to be around for that," said Blake planning a holiday in hell when Lance came out as the Necromancer a serial killer.
"Where are you going?" asked Blake's Uncle.
"Never you mind," said Blake.
"He's a coward," said Lance.
"No would you be in my place I can't be deposed as emperor of the solar system if I'm not there," Blake said.
"Didn't think of that," said Simon.
"I'll do it," said Lance defiantly thinking how much of a problem it would be to his father.
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The Dark Prince
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part of the Magicians (Lawson) series
Stories of gothic emo magician Jnr.The Haunting of the Necromancer
A hilarious farce.
When the king of the grim reaper's son needs help to take a ghost haunting his home, he asks his father to help remove it but was it a mistake.The children of the Necromancer
When their granddad arrives for tea with a cursed book his grand kids have to look at it and it takes them to underworld to meet the most unexpected people.The Witch Doctor
Blake comes out as miracle healer in the paper Jack Taylor want him to bring back a dead actor. Blake tell him to find another Necromancer.
He does only he doesn't know it.The Dark Rainbow
Jnr starts to have dark visions and tries to stop them and ends up arrested for his girlfriend's murder and his family must save himWho was that masked man
Jnr has a vision of a terrorist attack and tries to stop it and his family wonder who the mystery man was.May You Live In Interesting Times, An Old Chinese Curse
"To think it all started with one alien being murdered. by a magician," said Lance.
"Not the first war that started with a murder world war one for example," said Blake sadly.
"Now we are being hunted and cancelled by the greys," said Lance,
"It started peacefully but the politics and darker elements got into it," said Blake sadly.The Rose
A killer wants the chicken dead. Jnr enchants the chicken to make him less careless as they try to catch the killer.The Grudge
Blake is framed of attacking a woman Jnr and the Chicken plot to clear his nameThe Rise of the Necromantor
The Gothic emo Prince of Darkness called Mr Average has grown up and took up the family business as a stage Illusionist when his wife, his assistant in his act dies of a trick going wrong after he predicted it he has the eyes of the press and law on him. Will he go to prison as a murderer or will he go free
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Solace in the Shadows
by Rachel Lawson
read by Rachel Lawson
Part of the Magicians (Lawson) series
Stories book in order shownMortuary of Shadows-
Blake gets new assistant Dante, he thinks he's trying to steal his job he doing all Blake's work.Solace In the Shadows -
Blake is acting odd suddenly he's into work really! Even his assistant Dante thinks his over working can his son help him.The Masked Magician-
One of the Magicians is on a TV masked singer show when someone shoots the host by accident, the magician and the new host must save the intended victim.Fake and Enter-
Blake's magic act goes wrong a magician can't figure how the trick was done it was real magic he follows Blake home and breaks into what he think is Blake's shed where Blake devises his tricks it turns out to be the office of the afterlife.Once in a Blue Midnight-
Blake will lose his body and how will he get it back when he has become wanted by the police and has gone to the afterlife with two friends who don't belong there the inept hero the Masked Chicken and one of the vampires who can never go there.
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