Lessons in Divine Disasters

He's the god of thieves. She's the one who steals his heart. Calico shifter Kat Gataki has a plan. All she has to do is swipe the key to the underworld so she can get down to Elysium and apologize to her sister for being a royal witch with a capital B. It should be a piece of cake for a trained cat burglar like herself, but there's one slight problem. The owner of said key happens to be Hermes…as in…the smoldering hot god from Olympus. And no one steals from the god of thieves. That's what Hermes likes to believe until a trip to Mardi Gras introduces him to the most alluring cat burglar he's ever seen. Hermes wastes no time falling head over winged sandals for Kat, but following his heart soon lands him in a mess of trouble that only the Fates could see coming. Kat has stolen both his key and his heart, and he only has twelve hours to find her. If he fails, they'll both be spending eternity in the underworld. If you like quirky humor and heroes with heart, you'll love this Greek gods-inspired paranormal romantic comedy! *previously published as Sign Steal Deliver Carrie Pulkinen is a paranormal romance author who has always been fascinated with things that go bump in the night. Of course, when you grow up next door to a cemetery, the dead (and the undead) are hard to ignore. Pair that with her passion for writing and her love of a good happily-ever-after, and becoming a paranormal romance author seems like the only logical career choice. Before she decided to turn her love of the written word into a career, Carrie spent the first part of her professional life as a high school journalism and yearbook teacher. She loves good chocolate and bad puns, and in her free time, she likes to travel, ghost hunt, and spend time with her family.

The Angel of Death needs to get a life. Archangel Azrael-AKA the Grim Reaper-spends his life around death, and his job is taking a toll on his happiness. At the advice of his therapist, he decides a night out with the living is just what the doctor ordered. To his dismay, it's speed dating night at The Fang and Flask, and the hosts refuse to let him leave. But when a bubbly blonde vampire catches his eye, she might just be the cure to this brooding angel's woes. Deirdre moves to LA for a change of scenery and a new flavor of the month. What better way to find Mr. Right Now than at a session of speed dating? She sets her sights on a scrumptious dark angel, and he does not disappoint. Deirdre has always had a hard time keeping her hands to herself, and the wicked-sharp scythe glinting in the bedroom light-the object he specifically tells her not to touch-is just too tempting. Whoops. Now she's gone from undead to really dead. Azrael has three days to get Deirdre's soul reconnected with her body, but if she can't get over herself and forgive and forget, she'll be stuck in the spirit realm for good. If you like sassy heroines and brooding heroes, you'll love this opposites-attract paranormal romantic comedy! *previously published as Azrael Tropes:Grumpy/sunshineOpposites attractWitty banterSassy heroineBrooding heroFated mates Carrie Pulkinen is a paranormal romance author who has always been fascinated with things that go bump in the night. Of course, when you grow up next door to a cemetery, the dead (and the undead) are hard to ignore. Pair that with her passion for writing and her love of a good happily-ever-after, and becoming a paranormal romance author seems like the only logical career choice. Before she decided to turn her love of the written word into a career, Carrie spent the first part of her professional life as a high school journalism and yearbook teacher. She loves good chocolate and bad puns, and in her free time, she likes to travel, ghost hunt, and spend time with her family.

World's first woman. World's first vampire. World's worst at finding love. Lilith doesn't believe in soulmates. If she couldn't make it work with the man she was literally created for, how could they possibly exist? She goes to speed dating on the hunt for a man to quench her thirst. What she finds instead will either rock her world or be the final stake in the Queen of the Night. Owl shifter Spencer has learned his lesson with powerful women. After his last girlfriend derailed his career and nearly destroyed him, he'd rather have his feathers plucked one by one than let another woman sink her talons into his heart. When his sister convinces him to go to speed dating, he can't deny his attraction to the gorgeous crimson-haired vampire who captures his attention. But he refuses to get burned again. Can two people who don't believe in love find happiness together? Or will their colliding worlds go up in flames? *Previously published as Lilith Tropes:Fated matesGrumpy/sunshineOpposites attractCinnamon roll heroStrong heroine Carrie Pulkinen is a paranormal romance author who has always been fascinated with things that go bump in the night. Of course, when you grow up next door to a cemetery, the dead (and the undead) are hard to ignore. Pair that with her passion for writing and her love of a good happily-ever-after, and becoming a paranormal romance author seems like the only logical career choice. Before she decided to turn her love of the written word into a career, Carrie spent the first part of her professional life as a high school journalism and yearbook teacher. She loves good chocolate and bad puns, and in her free time, she likes to travel, ghost hunt, and spend time with her family.