Kelpie Tales

Meet Lady Macbeth-a high school librarian, ex-assassin, and part-time kelpie, whose mother wanted to name her Hemorrhoid at birth. Now she has to take on a Sea Hag- eight legs of Godzilla- ugly poured into a bucket full of meanness-with the help of a one-woman army named Rhonda, a 200-year-old Sea Captain, and a hunky lighthouse keeper, who won't admit that he's dead as well. KELPIE DREAMS is a funny, action-packed, shoot-em-up paranormal romance novel for folks who HATE to read romance novels.

So how DOES a kelpie, an ex-assassin high school librarian, Santa Claus, the Flying Dutchman and the Krampus wind up going toe-to-toe with a Martian Expeditionary Force in a highly unidentifiable flying gravy bowl? Why don't you grab a copy of this book and see for yourself?