Junkers

Robots hardly go on murderous rampages anymore, unfortunately. That's bad news for Jake Ashley. He inherited his father's robot reclamation business and the debt that went with it. He and his team of specialists are geared up and trained to take on any rogue machine. But with everything running so smoothly, the phone hasn't really been ringing. That all changes when the team is called to stop a murderous scarecrow. Before they know it, everything from farm equipment to coffee drones is trying to kill them and everybody else in the city. It's up to Jake and his team must find out what's behind the malfunctions before all is lost. After all, breaking things is their business. Junkers is a hilarious look at the inevitable robot uprising that readers are calling "Part Ghostbusters. Part I, Robot."

It was supposed to be the happiest place on the whole wide planet. It was supposed to be a place where every child's favorite characters came to life. And it was, until those characters went nuts and started killing everyone. Then it wasn't so happy. Ten years later, Jake and his team of robot reclamation specialists are heading to the island theme park to confront the evil machines, discover Kat's connection to the disaster, and boost the flagging ratings on their reality show, Scrappers. Fearless Monkeynauts, overly friendly Bearberry Bears, feuding Presidents, Dinosty Warriors, fairy tale legends, and more populate the abandoned park, and only the Junkers are brave enough-or dumb enough-to go for a visit. Join Jake, Hailey, Kat, Savant, Mason and, of course, Glitch as they try to uncover the mystery of what they call The Tragic Kingdom.

The Junkers are back and starring in their very own hit show! After rising to fame for their actions in the great robot uprising, Jake Ashley and his team of robot reclamation experts have been given their very own reality show. Each week, the talented team of junkers hunts down a runaway robot in an action-packed episode. From sewage maintenance machines to the largest practical special effect in cinematic history, the team members will be pushed to their limits as they take on renegade robots and struggle with their newfound fame. This short story collection includes: C.H.U.M. The Trouble with Robotters Squatched Peak Terror Big Buddy Glitch Call of the Lou Cereal Killer Catch all the action in Junkers: The Missing Season