Impossible Quests

ince you are using this for Draft2Digital and KDP, we can use the full length of the back cover while weaving in the credentials of the author and the imprint. This version creates a professional "book storefront" look.The Wayward Spider: Full DescriptionAll Spider wants is to seek his fortune as a thief. Is that too much to ask?Apparently so. When a routine break-in goes spectacularly wrong, Spider finds himself tethered to a powerful magic-user with sporadic control over his spells-and even less of a grip on how to function in society.From that disastrous first job, the stakes only get higher. Each misadventure drags Spider further from his goals, but he's about to learn that in a world governed by higher powers, you don't always get what you want-but you might just get exactly what you need.Werewolves, cults, ghosts, and gods-this quest has it all. Join a moody thief, a caster of chaos magic, and a hulking behemoth as circumstances throw them from one disaster to the next. And just why is that ancient cult chasing them?Written by award-winning Canadian author and Writers of the Future winner John T. Haas, The Wayward Spideris book two of the Impossible Quests series. Known for sharp wit and classic fantasy adventure, Haas explores the lighter side of the unknown in this hilariously subversive journey where no disaster is off-limits.This revised second edition marks the debut of the series under the Black Lantern Press imprint.

Saving the multiverse is hard work. Doing it with people you can't stand is even harder.Even harder when that task is forced on two groups of heroes who have just met, neither of which really wants the job. Heck, each group isn't even sure how much they like their new companions, except for Dead Mike and Graves, of course: they're sure they hate each other.Join them and other old friends Arthur, Spider, Nila, Valeria, Amp, and many others on a hilarious adventure to save reality that just may kill them all in the process… if they don't kill each other first.Between surviving the multiverse and managing their own conflicting personalities, our "heroes" are finding that destiny has a very twisted sense of humor. Whether they are dodging magical disasters or simply trying to survive their new companions, the stakes have never been higher.Written by award-winning Canadian author and Writers of the Future winner John T. Haas, this is the epic conclusion to the Impossible Quests series. Known for sharp wit and a subversive take on classic fantasy adventure, Haas brings his signature humor to a quest where no reality is safe.