How I Stole the Princess's White Knight and Turned Him to Villainy

What's Devan to do when Serenity claims him as her lover? Run.What's Tan to do when Serenity claims Devan as her lover? Start a revolution.All's fair in love and war.Tags:the First Knight of Goodwine has officially quit, or at least he's trying really hard to quit, problem is no one wants to let him go, Serenity's going to be an extinct species at this rate, accidental revolt, Tan's rocking his crown though, shenanigans shall now commence, mercenaries, kidnappings, rule one when dealing with black sorcerers, don't piss them off, rule two is don't touch their knight, just a little murder, it's fine

What's Devan to do when badly injured? Call on Tan, of course.What's Tan to do against the creature who dared touch his knight? Destroy it utterly.A Necromancer, eight skelebabies, a dark sorceress, and a horrified knight as backup are not as helpful as one would think.Tags:Crackity crack Tan and Devan are back, unidentified monsters, Devan goes on a suicidal mission not of his making, Tan is absolutely not okay with this, Wells is a good friend, who regrets coming to check on Devan, the Shinawatra siblings are terrifying, each in their own ways, Bone Daddy, just because you're a black sorcerer doesn't mean you're good at fighting, no forests were burned in the making of this story, but it was a very near thing, newbie adventurers vs the three siblings, the newbs may have wet their pants, black sorcerer, white knight, evil princess, all's well that ends, reluctant to lovers, hurt/comfort, sharing a bed, who hurt you is basically a marriage proposal

What's Tan to do when he has to reclaim a holy sword he can't touch? Call upon his White Knight to save him.What's Devan to do when he learns the sword was stolen in order to defeat Tan? Save the poor fools from utter annihilation.Tan is not amused by this quest line. Devan can't stop laughing.Tags:Tan's turn to need help, what are they teaching these adventurers?, I'm not saying baby adventurers are stupid, but if you put a candle next to their ears their eyes will shine, Tan has all the plans, Devan laughs for the first time, Tan loves it, even if it's at his expense, Tan is banned from Osedon Conclave, for reasons, Tan disguises himself as a girl, also for reasons, no one likes to be drowned, no one, even magic swords knows who's boss

What's Devan to do when his cousin's ships and the crew go missing? Set sail with Tan to figure it out.What's Tan to do when Devan finally makes a move? N.S.F.W. Many times. On many surfaces.Damn creatures are trying to interrupt them. Murder ensues.Tags:The crack ship armada sails again, literally, Tan fell first, Devan fell harder, communication, because miscommunication is the devil's trope, Devan puts himself first for once, Tan approves, LET THE PLANNING BEGIN!, unless Devan beckons you to bed, then planning can wait, relationship progress, flirty Devan has been released, Tan is thrilled, Wells feels betrayed, just lots of fluff in between murder, tipsy Tan does things to Devan, first kiss, The VOID explained

What's Tan to do when an experiment goes wrong? Nothing. He's unconscious and captured.What's Devan to do when his lover shows up in the palace prison? Keep calm and smuggle on.Tan would say don't put him into a box, but he actually does fit. Devan despairs.Tags:Tan gets himself into trouble, what? No one's surprised by that?, Tan maybe forgot a teensy weensy promise, it bites him in the ass, in Tan's defense, yeah I got nothin', boyfriend to the rescue, Protective Devan, light angst, mostly as an excuse for cuddles, smuggling, cancuns saying inappropriate things, Serenity has successfully pissed Devan off for the last time, and then she does something even worse, magic battle, minotaurs, portals, Fa actually fixes her hair, it's a miracle