Fred, The Vampire Accountant
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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
by Drew Hayes
read by Kirby Heyborne
Part 1 of the Fred, The Vampire Accountant series
Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night-different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful-Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos of the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to "survive." Because even after it's over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.
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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant [Dramatized Adapta
by Drew Hayes
read by Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Walker
Part 1 of the Fred, The Vampire Accountant series
"Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night — different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful — Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to "survive." Because even after it's over, life can still be a downright bloody mess! Performed by Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Scott McCormick, Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Ken Jackson, Terence Aselford, Richard Rohan, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Mort Shelby, Colleen Delany, Zeke Alton, Henry Kramer, Nanette Savard, and David Zitney."
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Undeath and Taxes [Dramatized Adaptation]
by Drew Hayes
read by Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Walker
Part 2 of the Fred, The Vampire Accountant series
After discovering just how filled with magic, intrigue, and adventure the parahuman world of being an Undead American can be, Fredrick Frankford Fletcher did exactly what was expected, he became a certified parahuman accountant.
Myths and legends, as it turns out, are not so great at taking appropriate deductions and keeping their receipts, and Fred is more than happy to return to a life others view as woefully dull, expanding his accounting business to cater to various monsters and their respective financial needs. Said monsters are, unfortunately, still spectacular at pulling Fred into trouble, though. And despite merely wanting to stick with simple paperwork, Fred once again finds he is going to have to deal with enchanted weaponry, government agents, possessed houses, and one enigmatic dragon's interest. In the parahuman world, any business can turn deadly, even one as mundane as accounting.
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Undeath and Taxes
by Drew Hayes
read by Kirby Heyborne
Part 2 of the Fred, The Vampire Accountant series
After discovering just how filled with magic, intrigue, and adventure the parahuman world of being an Undead American can be, Fredrick Frankford Fletcher did exactly what was expected-he became a certified parahuman accountant. Myths and legends, as it turns out, are not so great at taking appropriate deductions and keeping their receipts, and Fred is more than happy to return to a life others view as woefully dull, expanding his accounting business to cater to various monsters and their respective financial needs. Said monsters are, unfortunately, still spectacular at pulling Fred into trouble, though. And despite merely wanting to stick with simple paperwork, Fred once again finds that he is going to have to deal with enchanted weaponry, government agents, possessed houses, and one enigmatic dragon's interest. In the parahuman world, any business can turn deadly, even one as mundane as accounting.
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Bloody Acquisitions [Dramatized Adaptation]
by Drew Hayes
read by Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Graybill, Christopher Walker, Danny Gavigan
Part 3 of the Fred, The Vampire Accountant series
With a thriving parahuman accounting practice, a steady relationship, and a circle of trusted friends, Fred's undead life has become more enjoyable than his normal one ever was. Unfortunately, it also seems that he's no longer the only vampire to appreciate the up-and-coming city of Winslow, Colorado. A new clan of vampires is moving in, and they aren't well known for tolerating outsiders in their territory. Now, Fred must cope with the growing presence-and threat-of other vampires even as he struggles to keep up with his business's demands and make time for his friends. Between hidden parahuman towns, crazed vampire hunters, quarreling mages, and the world's least subtle spy, it will take all of Fred's wiles just to keep his head above water. And as the new clan sinks their fangs deeper and deeper into his city, the undead accountant is faced with a choice between two equally unappealing options: flee his home, or stand against an entire clan of fellow vampires. Performed by Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Marni Penning, Yasmin Tuazon, Shanta Parasuraman, Steven Carpenter, Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Graybill, Anthony Palmini, Laura C Harris, Danny Gavigan, Matthew Bassett, Scott McCormick, Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Colleen Delany, Holly Adams, Michael John Casey, Terence Aselford and Zeke Alton.
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Bloody Acquisitions
by Drew Hayes
read by Kirby Heyborne
Part 3 of the Fred, The Vampire Accountant series
With a thriving parahuman accounting practice, a steady relationship, and a circle of trusted friends, Fred's undead life has become more enjoyable than his normal one ever was. Unfortunately, it also seems that he's no longer the only vampire to appreciate the up-and-coming city of Winslow, Colorado. A new clan of vampires is moving in, and they aren't well known for tolerating outsiders in their territory. Now, Fred must cope with the growing presence, and threat, of other vampires even as he struggles to keep up with his business's demands and make time for his friends. Between hidden parahuman towns, crazed vampire hunters, quarreling mages, and the world's least subtle spy, it will take all of Fred's wiles just to keep his head above water. And as the new clan sinks their fangs deeper and deeper into his city, the undead accountant is faced with a choice between two equally unappealing options: flee his home, or stand against an entire clan of fellow vampires.
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The Fangs of Freelance
by Drew Hayes
read by Kirby Heyborne
Part 4 of the Fred, The Vampire Accountant series
When Fred formed his own parahuman clan out of necessity, he understood that it was going to come with new responsibilities. Much as he hoped those tasks would center around extra paperwork and perhaps the occasional mandatory class, enough time around the supernatural has taught him to be ready for anything. Or so he thought. As a freelance accountant for the Agency, Fred soon finds himself being tossed into new, unexpected, and perilous situations. From inventorying ghostly castles, to exploring unsettling amusement parks, to negotiating with dangerous mages, it seems there is no end to the uses for an accountant of Fred's specialty. But dangerous as the new jobs are, the greatest threat may come from the past. An old enemy is making waves once more, an enemy who would go to great lengths to destroy Fred and everyone he loves. And this time, they've brought backup.
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The Fangs of Freelance [Dramatized Adaptation]
by Drew Hayes
read by Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Walker
Part 4 of the Fred, The Vampire Accountant series
When Fred formed his own parahuman clan out of necessity, he understood that it was going to come with new responsibilities. Much as he hoped those tasks would center around extra paperwork and perhaps the occasional mandatory class, enough time around the supernatural has taught him to be ready for anything. Or so he thought. As a freelance accountant for the Agency, Fred soon finds himself being tossed into new, unexpected, and perilous situations. From inventorying ghostly castles, to exploring unsettling amusement parks, to negotiating with dangerous mages, it seems there is no end to the uses for an accountant of Fred's specialty. But dangerous as the new jobs are, the greatest threat may come from the past. An old enemy is making waves once more, an enemy who would go to great lengths to destroy Fred and everyone he loves. And this time, they've brought backup. Performed by Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Danny Gavigan, Nanette Savard, Bradley Smith, Alejandro Ruiz, Terence Aselford, Steve Wannall, Carolyn Kashner, Scott McCormick, Yasmin Tuazon, Elizabeth Jernigan, Richard Rohan, Zeke Alton, Lydia Kraniotis, Eric Messner, Ken Jackson, Colleen Delany, Marni Penning, Chris Davenport, Michael John Casey, Chris Stinson and David Zitney.
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Deadly Assessments [Dramatized Adaptation]
by Drew Hayes
read by Alejandro Ruiz, Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Walker, Danny Gavigan
Part 5 of the Fred, The Vampire Accountant series
After several years as a vampire, starting a business, founding his own clan, and proposing to his girlfriend, Fred is finally beginning to settle into life as an undead accountant. Unfortunately, not everyone is happy about his continued survival, or the dangerous friends he's made along the way. The Blood Council has dispatched a representative to determine if Fred is fit for the position he currently fills as head of a clan, and the stakes for failure are deathly serious. Worse, Fred will have to muddle through without the help of Krystal, who is off on a mysterious task of her own. Saddled with a new bodyguard, Fred will have to prove he's got what it takes to be a respectable vampire, control his abilities, and lead a clan. Because if he can't, the House of Fred will be no more. Performed by Christopher Walker, Eva Wilhelm, Nora Achrati, Yasmin Tuazon, Danny Gavigan, Alejandro Ruiz, Carolyn Kashner, Shanta Parasuraman, Zeke Alton, Karen Novack, Marni Penning, Ken Jackson, Eric Messner, Scott McCormick, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Mort Shelby, Elizabeth Jernigan, Lydia Kraniotis, Michael John Casey, Bradley Smith, Terence Aselford, Chris Davenport, and Colleen Delany.
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Deadly Assessments
by Drew Hayes
read by Kirby Heyborne
Part 5 of the Fred, The Vampire Accountant series
After several years as a vampire, starting a business, founding his own clan, and proposing to his girlfriend, Fred is finally beginning to settle into life as an undead accountant. Unfortunately, not everyone is happy about his continued survival, or the dangerous friends he's made along the way. The Blood Council has dispatched a representative to determine if Fred is fit for the position he currently fills as head of a clan, and the stakes for failure are deathly serious. Worse, Fred will have to muddle through without the help of Krystal, who is off on a mysterious task of her own. Saddled with a new bodyguard, Fred will have to prove he's got what it takes to be a respectable vampire, control his abilities, and lead a clan. Because if he can't, the House of Fred will be no more.
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Undeading Bells
by Drew Hayes
read by Kirby Heyborne
Part 6 of the Fred, The Vampire Accountant series
After surviving countless perils and dangers, including an examination by the Blood Council, Fred is preparing to take on his most important adventure to date: marrying Krystal. That is, if he can get everything handled in time. Visiting Boarback, hiring new staff, clearing out his schedule for a honeymoon; there's no shortage of tasks to check off before the big day arrives.
But not everyone views the occasion in such a happy light. With new dangers looming, old debts raised, and grudges rekindled, it'll take everything Fred has to finally make it down the aisle.
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Undeading Bells [Dramatized Adaptation]
by Drew Hayes
read by Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Graybill, Christopher Walker
Part 6 of the Fred, The Vampire Accountant series
After surviving countless perils and dangers, including an examination by the Blood Council, Fred is preparing to take on his most important adventure to date: marrying Krystal. That is, if he can get everything handled in time. Visiting Boarback, hiring new staff, clearing out his schedule for a honeymoon; there's no shortage of tasks to check off before the big day arrives. But not everyone views the occasion in such a happy light. With new dangers looming, old debts raised, and grudges rekindled, it'll take everything Fred has to finally make it down the aisle. Performed by Christopher Walker, Carolyn Kashner, Nora Achrati, Bradley Smith, Eva Wilhelm, Jessica Lauren Ball, Karen Novack, Yasmin Tuazon, Christopher Graybill, Shanta Parasuraman, Nanette Savard, Nazia Chaudhry, Danny Gavigan, Zeke Alton, Ken Jackson, Alejandro Ruiz, Eric Messner, Marni Penning, Tia Shearer, Chris Stinson, Elizabeth Jernigan, Richard Rohan, Scott McCormick, Terence Aselford, David Zitney and Colleen Delany.
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Out of House and Home
by Drew Hayes
read by Kirby Heyborne
Part 7 of the Fred, The Vampire Accountant series
With his wedding behind him, Fred is looking forward to nightly life finally settling down. Unfortunately, someone from his past has other, far less peaceful, plans in mind.
Finding his clan under attack, Fred must scramble to discover who is working against him and how to fight back. Between securing shelter, trading favors, and keeping up with his accounting business, it won't be easy to stay out of trouble; let alone uncover the identity of his adversary.
Faced with an enemy who has no interest in diplomacy, Fred and his friends will have to make hard choices if they want to survive. Choices that could forever change The House of Fred.
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Out of House and Home [Dramatized Adaptation]
by Drew Hayes
read by Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Walker, Eva Wilhelm, Joe Mallon
Part 7 of the Fred, The Vampire Accountant series
With his wedding behind him, Fred is looking forward to nightly life finally settling down. Unfortunately, someone from his past has other, far less peaceful, plans in mind.
Finding his clan under attack, Fred must scramble to discover who is working against him and how to fight back. Between securing shelter, trading favors, and keeping up with his accounting business, it won't be easy to stay out of trouble, let alone uncover the identity of his adversary.
Faced with an enemy who has no interest in diplomacy, Fred and his friends will have to make hard choices if they want to survive. Choices that could forever change The House of Fred.
Performed by Christopher Walker, Steven Carpenter, Zeke Alton, Eva Wilhelm, Carolyn Kashner, Marni Penning, Scott McCormick, Joe Mallon, Ken Jackson, Shanta Parasuraman, Matthew Schleigh, Gabriel Michael, Anthony Palmini, Bill Gillett, Chris Davenport, Richard Rohan, Bradley Foster Smith, Peter Holdway, Nora Achrati, Yasmin Tuazon, Torian Brackett, Nicole Perez, Andrew Mimms, Jessica Lauren Ball, Karen Novack, Nazia Chaudhry, Steve Wannall, Holly Adams, Terence Aselford, Ryan Carlo Dalusung, Nanette Savard, Lise Bruneau, Eric Messner, Colleen Delany, Danny Gavigan and Alejandro Ruiz.
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Posthumous Education [Dramatized Adaptation]
by Drew Hayes
read by Alejandro Ruiz, Amanda Forstrom, Bradley Foster Smith, Carolyn Kashner
Part 8 of the Fred, The Vampire Accountant series
"Much like accountants, fey never forget a debt.
Just as Fred is settling down in his new abode, he receives word that a favor is being called in, one he promised to a dangerously powerful member of otherworldly royalty. Bracing for danger, adventure, and unknown threats, Fred is instead asked to take on an entirely different role than anticipated.
Acting as interim professor at one of the few universities for supernatural entities, Fred will have to navigate a strange environment, eccentric co-workers, and unenthusiastic students. Yet that alone won't be enough, for this college has more history than the tales in its tomes.
Remnants of the past that could put Fred, and his students, in mortal peril.
Performed by Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Richard Rohan, Dawn Ursula, Carolyn Kashner, Chris Stinson, Amanda Forstrom, Eva Wilhelm, Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Foster Smith, Cody Roberts, Colleen Delany, Danny Gavigan, Eric Messner, Henry W. Kramer, Holly Adams, James Konicek, Jessica Lauren Ball, Ken Jackson, Lydia Kraniotis, Michael John Casey, Nanette Savard, Ryan Haugen, Scott McCormick, Tia Shearer and Yasmin Tuazon."
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Posthumous Education
by Drew Hayes
read by Kirby Heyborne
Part 8 of the Fred, The Vampire Accountant series
Much like accountants, fey never forget a debt.
Just as Fred is settling down in his new abode, he receives word that a favor is being called in, one he promised to a dangerously powerful member of otherworldly royalty. Bracing danger, adventure, and unknown threats, Fred is instead asked to take on an entirely different role than anticipated.
Acting as interim professor at one of the few universities for supernatural entities, Fred will have to navigate a strange environment, eccentric coworkers, and unenthusiastic students. Yet that alone won't be enough, for this college has more history than the tales in its tomes.
Remnants of the past that could put Fred, and his students, in mortal peril.
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(48)
All Accounts Settled
by Drew Hayes
read by Kirby Heyborne
Part 9 of the Fred, The Vampire Accountant series
After years of confrontations, Fred's conflict with his sire at last draws toward a conclusion.
Along the way he'll watch centaurs battle for honor, try to stand against a magical aberration, gather ingredients for a mysterious potion, and explore a city of underwater vampires. As Fred learns more about the parahuman world, the origins of vampires, and where he fits into it all, an eventual encounter with Quinn becomes inevitable.
One that Fred is determined to see have a final, definite outcome.
Final Book of Fred the Vampire Accountant series
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