For the Love of Aliens

Humans… pets, meat, or mates? That's the first thing I see when I open my eyes, that damn sign. Don't fancy myself being sold for any of the above reasons, so I'm relieved when my buyer is killed by an… Um. Hot venom and horns and a violent grin. What the actual f*ck is that?! Or should I say who the actual f*ck is he? Because he's definitely male. Definitely big. Definitely exuding pheromones that turn me into a much less rational human being. Hi, I'm Eve Wakefield, twenty-five years old, professional caterer, recently abducted by aliens alongside my best friend. I'm also completely and utterly screwed. Lost on a jungle planet. Rooming in a downed spaceship with a dragon dude. Being hunted by a moth man with demon eyes and vampire teeth. Begging for help from a tentacle-tailed fox man who also happens to be… a space cowboy? Here's the thing: I desperately want to go back to Earth. But I am not leaving this place without my bestie, Jane Baker. And I can't find her or get us home without the help of three males who just so happen to be ideal romantic matches for yours truly. Yay. Three very different men. Three very different lives for me to try out. Three very powerful romances. Only one thing matters: finding Jane. Then... then I'll worry about the messy complications of finding myself perma-mated to aliens. Yeah, it's a whole thing. Pheromone is book one in the For the Love of Aliens trilogy, a why-choose reverse harem alien romance. This story takes us from a wild forest to a sentient spaceship to a cosmic star chapel to a distant water-logged planet. Don't get too comfortable with your surroundings. Narrated in duet style.

I've been abducted by an alien in a cowboy hat. He needs me to play the role of fake fiancée to appease his family of tentacle-tailed cops. I'll keep up the charade as long as I need if it means being reunited with Abraxas and Rurik. It shouldn't be too hard, right? To play pretend… My life force is now inextricably tied to handsome, gun-totin' Officer Hyt. But do you know what happens if my new in-laws find out that I'm mated to three different males? Intergalactic war, that's what. Eve Wakefield here, currently stationed on the water planet, Yaoh. I've been subject to all sorts of unimaginable cruelty since landing here: family drama, ill-fitting bathing suits, and Hyt's horrible childhood friend. This woman is not only in love with my (fake) mate, but she's also disturbingly perceptive. If she tells the Chief of Police that his son and I are liars, we're dead. Did I mention that liars are executed here? And what about the king and queen, the ones stuck on that horrible spaceship? Liars might be killed on Hyt's planet, but Rurik's people won't stand for adultery. If they find out, they'll do worse; they'll start eating planets and they won't stop. Ah, hell. I did not intend to be crowned the queen of aliens. It sounds like the dumbest dumb-dumb alien romance plot ever. But if that's the only way to save the people I love, can I do it? Wear the crown, take the throne, save the universe. Yeah, I got this. Venery is book three in the For the Love of Aliens trilogy, a why-choose/reverse harem alien romance. In the series finale, we'll see what it looks like when Eve's three alien males come together, find out what it really means when a spaceship eats something, and see our beloved caterer/queen of the universe get the ending she deserves. Narrated in duet style.

I don't play the role of the kidnapped princess very well. And I really hate the fated mates trope. Hello again, I'm Eve Wakefield, and I refuse to accept that I'm in love with an intergalactic moth prince. No. I don't care how handsome he is, I don't want to marry him. I don't care if his parents have a sentient spaceship capable of eating entire planets. Love is earned, not swindled by pheromones. I'm now trapped on a ship with an adorable cyborg bodyguard, a golden toilet, and relationship issues. There's the prince I'm supposed to marry, the forest beast I fell in love with, and the never-wears-clothes police officer with tentacles. I've also got a mother-in-law who looks like a giant millipede, more macarons than I can eat, and plenty of red lace lingerie made from alien moth blood. I'm living in luxury, but I will do anything to see Abraxas again, even if that means giving in and becoming a princess in a gilded cage. There's so much more to all of this than I first thought, and I should've known better than to judge a man whose gaze is enough to knock me to my knees. Damn. I might be wrong. I might be in love with more than one alien. I might also be dying. There's only one person who can fix this. I need to be with Abraxas. After that, I'll worry about the possibility of becoming the next queen of the universe. Let's be honest here. I don't miss being a caterer; being an alien queen is way more interesting. Seminal is book two in the For the Love of Aliens trilogy, a why-choose, reverse harem alien romance. In this volume, we'll continue to follow Eve as she finds herself falling in love anew, reaffirming her original love, and testing the waters (pun intended) of a third relationship. Narrated in duet style.