Fat Vampire

Angels and Demons, Myths and Legends... It's been six months since Reginald Baskin became a vampire too fat to live happily with the beautiful undead - six months in which Reginald and his two-thousand-year-old maker Maurice have learned that safety does not come with power. These days, Maurice is Deacon of the Vampire Nation, but plenty beneath Maurice are still plotting to depose him … or dispose of him. But when a new and ancient threat rears its head, the Nation faces extinction and the truest of deaths - and Reginald, Maurice, and Nikki might be the only vampires who can stop it. This sequel to the cult hit picks up where Fat Vampire left off, following a trio of unlikely heroes down a path of myth and superstition into truths that have been buried for centuries - pitting the world's darkness against the unfathomable power of its angry creators. Keep on reading Johnny B. Truant's blockbuster series, and you'll never look at vampires (or vampire stories) the same way again. ★★★★★ "I am thoroughly enjoying the FAT VAMPIRE SERIES. I have a predilection for FAT men and am so happy to read a story where the hero is not blond haired, blue eyed with lantern jaw and slabs of muscles with a 14 inch waist. The stories are very well written and keep me wanting more. Reginald the VAMPIRE, you are now my favorite fictional character." -- Brian C. Mcgarrigle ★★★★★ "Reginald, Maurice, and Nikki are the best things to happen to vampires in the last decade. Classic vampires with a modern twist. These guys make me want to be a vampire. Well, maybe after I go to the gym..." -- Corey L Nagle ★★★★★ "This book sucked me in! Glamoured me! Made me go back and buy the first one! It was really crazy, but it is also very good." -- Chet F. ★★★★★ "I can't believe this hasn't been done before! Phenomenonal! What a brilliant concept. I love all the Vampire Lore explored in this series." -- hedgewitch ★★★★★ "This isn't your run-of-the-mill sexy vampire. Reginald is overweight, clumsy, nerdy, and would rather munch on some crackers than have sex with his girlfriend. I found myself having to pause to laugh before continuing my reading of this book, and am only saddened by the fact it took me this long to pick up book two in this terrifically funny series!" -- Micheal Loring

Immortality Has Met Its Match... Ever since the Ring of Fire, the world's vampires have seen their mortality. They won't live forever after all - not if the angels who created them decide to snuff them like candles. What do the angels want? What did their command to "restore balance" truly mean? For most, the angels' decrees mean mass murder and mass turnings … but the humans aren't sheep, and won't just lie down and take it forever. As Deacon Maurice tries to maintain order with Reginald by his side, panic consumes the Vampire Nation. The center begins to fall apart and chaos grows like cancer. But as war between vampires and humans threatens, Reginald begins to discover strange new abilities within him: to navigate through blood history like no other vampire before him. To glamour those who can't be glamoured. And seemingly, to stop time itself. Fear has reached its tipping point. War is close. Reginald might hold the key to the angels' mystery … but whatever could help him intervene just might be too late. Keep on reading Johnny B. Truant's blockbuster series, and you'll never look at vampires (or vampire stories) the same way again. ★★★★★ "I annihilate these installments like Reginald takes down taquitos. The series keeps getting better." -- Hilary ★★★★★ "I simply love this style of humor, Reggie rocks on and finds new friends and of his own style of complex skills sets. Yes sir five stars and I purchased all five books." -- C.E. Wright ★★★★★ "One would never think you'd root for an obese, out of shape vampire ... one would be wrong. Reginald is still an unexpected, yet inspiring hero. I just started ready the series last night and am already through book 3 of the series ... finding it hard make me self stop reading 'cause I want/need to know what happens next." -- M E Pulliam ★★★★★ "I was hooked when I heard the _concept_ of this series... now look what you've done! Probably the best installment to date, totally LOVE the intensity and 'reality' of the Vampire Nation (seriously? Fangbook... I laughed SOooo hard with the parallels to today's society and the vainglorious presumption of the culture at large)." -- Leanne Overlander

What the New Order Seeks, Reginald Must Find... The new vampire president and his psychotic right-hand man have been playing a dangerous game with the humans over the past six months. In the public eye, the two races appear to be at peace ... but the situation below the surface is hot enough to boil. And while the untrusting humans mass their defenses, vampire armies have been building to match them - with plans to exterminate the planet's current inhabitants, saving only a handful of blood slaves. Reginald, Nikki, Maurice, and the others bunkered in at Maurice's estate find themselves in the middle of a no-win scenario: Is it better to fight with their own kind in the vampire revolution? Or should they turn traitors - and risk extermination by the angels - in order to protect the humans? But just as the cold war outside is about to turn hot, Reginald's ever-expanding vampire brain reveals the existence of an artifact that could predict the outcome of the coming war … and maybe even a way to stop it. The only problem is that nobody knows where the artifact is, and when war then breaks and mass slaughter begins on both sides, it seems that time may have run out. Fat Vampire 5 is the biggest, bloodiest, most snack-filled installment in the Fat Vampire series so far, and sets the stage for the sixth book's epic series-ender - a conclusion so big it'll shake the human world's foundations. Keep on reading Johnny B. Truant's blockbuster series, and you'll never look at vampires (or vampire stories) the same way again. ★★★★★ "What a fun series and the book tiles are hilarious! I love the anti-vampire Reginald, as well as the personalities of his band of cohorts... Anyone who likes a little laughter with their paranormal reading will enjoy this book as well as the others in the series. I know it left me hungry for more!" -- Robin Surface ★★★★★ "I read 1-4 and didn't think they could get any better... Reginald, Nikki, Claire, even Charles, Timken, Claude all get you so wrapped up in their vampire lives you simply can't turn away...wait I think I've been glamoured! Yes, I know I have. Do yourself a favor and get 1-4 if you haven't read them yet and join the rest of us who are totally hooked!" -- Jkaustin02 ★★★★★ "This book couldn't come soon enough, as I devoured books 1-4 so fast... So, don't waste time. Get this book, and devour it... like a fat vampire." -- Mgon ★★★★★ "I absolutely loooooved these books!! The story is a great premise for a movie. I hope some hollywood person picks it up and realizes there is money to be made here. READ IT, READ IT, READ IT!" -- Lilliam Arvelo ★★★★★ "The twists and turns kept me turning the pages and just when you think all the questions have been answered and all the loose ends tied up...you discover you've only scratched the surface. This is story telling at its finest. I can't wait for more." -- Ancapgeko