Emma Lenford

Waking up in a deserted Wisconsin woods surrounded by masked members of a family witch-gang at three a.m. on a school night? Check. Becoming captured by a deeply demented elder alongside the one member of society that you probably despise the most? Yep, check. Emma Lenford's life hasn't been this heart-stopping since she spotted Jon Bon Jovi's tour bus at the local 7-Eleven. Emma Lenford is truly the unluckiest 17 year old on the planet. She keeps her sense of humor, though, through this series of seriously ill-fated situations. Her life is basically a sit-com where one traumatic thing after another befalls her, and it's all out of her control. She's constantly kidnapped, held at gunpoint, and even arrested for things she honestly didn't even do. So, what now? Giving an impromptu lip-syncing to Cher on stage in front of hundreds just to escape the clutches of a satantic cult? Bring it on, nothing new for Emma Lenford.

Seven years of bad luck. Shouldn't be too much for a sarcastic teenager with nothing going for her but a raging foot fungal infection and prospects of working at an off-brand Chuck-E-Cheese the rest of her young adult life... right? Well, Emma Lenford sure knows a thing or two about bad luck. Accidental vomiting spells, vehicular collisions, and even spontaneous pregnancies have followed her throughout her whole high school career. Now that graduation has come, though, how will the next chapter of her life unfold? With encountering college dormitory brawls, going viral on TikTok, and finding a possible mate in a likely psychopath? You bet. Emma Lenford is truly the unluckiest 17-going-on-27-year-old on the planet. She keeps her sense of humor, though, through this series of seriously ill-fated situations. She's constantly kidnapped, held at gunpoint, and even arrested for things she honestly didn't even do. Find out what happens to Emma Lenford in the final book of her series, which keys us all in on what ever did happen to her after all.

Alexa, how does one reverse a curse? Because Emma Lenford's horrendously hapless luck has not improved since her last few brushes with the law enforcement of Wisconsin. Now, though, there's an old guy in a hot tub and a possible pregnancy to deal with (though, please note, both are completely unrelated), among so many more misfortunes. Emma Lenford is truly the unluckiest 17 year old on the planet. She keeps her sense of humor, though, through this series of seriously ill-fated situations. Her life is basically a sit-com where one traumatic thing after another befalls her, and it's all out of her control. She's constantly kidnapped, held at gunpoint, and even arrested for things she honestly didn't even do. This second book in the series that keeps on giving will have you saying, literally, "Uh, what the luck?" because Emma's circumstances are even crazier than they ever were before. I mean, you thought getting thrown up on in the trunk of a kidnapper's SUV was bad? Try getting thrown around by an actual tornado or, better yet, thrown into performing an actual exorcism on a child that's actually trying to kill you.