Confessions of Georgia Nicolson

Several things about 14-year-old Georgia Nicolson's life are very wrong. Her bedroom smells like her little sister probably peed somewhere, but she can't find where. Angus, her enormous cat, keeps terrorizing Mrs. Next Door's poodle. Dad's gone off to look for work in New Zealand. And one of her friends has rated Georgia's nose a zero on a scale from 1-10. But what's really driving her crazy is that Sex God Robbie doesn't give her the time of day. In fact, he's dating total idiot Lindsay, who Georgia happens to know wears thong knickers, which have no purpose except to climb up your bum. Is it too much for Georgia to hope for some full-frontal snogging with a Sex God-if he ever notices her? Louise Rennison caused a sensation with this hilarious book that has been called Bridget Jones's Diary for adolescents.

Fourteen-year-old British schoolgirl Georgia Nicolson is now dating the Sex God--also known as Robbie--and things couldn't be any more fab. When they snog, life is marvy and gorgey and all that stuff. But then Georgia gets dumped because she's too young. Robbie admits she's a great kid, but thinks she might be more interested in his mate Dave, who is "a good laugh." To lure the Sex God back, Georgia decides to give Dave a go. She hopes that when Robbie sees her with another bloke, he'll go mad jealous and come running back to her. This is the uproarious sequel to the smash hit Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging, a cultural phenomenon. Stina Nielsen delivers a belly laugh a minute with her sparkling portrayal of the hilariously self-obsessed Georgia.

Number one New York Times best-selling author Louise Rennison's Georgia Nicolson series is an international phenomenon. In Away Laughing on a Fast Camel, Robbie the Sex God (yummy scrumboes) moves to Kiwi-a-gogo land to snog sheep, leaving Georgia brokenhearted. But then a gorgey new boy enters the picture. Has the new Dream Boat landed?

No one captures the comical absurdity of teenage angst better than #1 New York Times best-selling author Louise Rennison. Self-obsessed yet irresistibly lovable Georgia Nicolson is headed to Hamburger-a-go-go land (America). Masimo-rock 'n' roll singer and Luuurve God of the Universe-is also in the States. Of course, America is rather big, and Georgia doesn't exactly know where to find her man. Georgia plans to track down Masimo, the Italian-American dreamboat, but after a long week in America, she only succeeds in learning importantish things -- like how to ride a bucking bronco. Will Georgia reel in the Italian dreamboat? Or is she destined to live forever all aloney on her owney?

National best-selling author Louise Rennison's Georgia Nicolson series has earned a devoted following of readers who can't get enough of the British teen's often disastrous search for luuurve. When last we saw Georgia, she had nearly fallen into the arms of Italian hunk Masimo just as old flame Robbie the Sex God unexpectedly returned from Kiwi-a-gogo-land. Now, with two yummy treats from the cakeshop of agony on her plate, Georgia is filled with confusiosity.

British teen Georgia Nicolson's luuurve life has reached the peak of Mount Confusiosity. She thought she had everything worked out. She had eschewed Robbie the Sex God with a firm hand, and Masimo the Luuurve God was her Italian cake of choice. Dave the Laugh was her mate. Full stop. But one camping fiasco involving a little Dave-snogging changed everything. With Masimo in Pizza-a-gogo land, and Georgia's vati not too keen on letting his daughter visit, Georgia leans on the ace gang for advice. And always one to hide from troubles rather than confront them, Georgia girds her loins, throwing herself into her newly chosen career path of backup dancer. The ninth book in award-winning author Louise Rennison's nationally bestselling series, Stop in the Name of Pants! is another hilarious journey into a mind like no other. Narrator Stina Nielsen's performance captures Georgia's wildly shifting emotions and conveys her unique slang with perfect comedic timing.

The best-selling series reaches its conclusion as Georgia Nicolson attempts to sort out her luuurve life once and for all. It seems simple. Georgia will exude sophisticosity, and Masimo will be her one-and-only. But then he takes off-again-leaving her all alone on her own. Headed back to the cakeshop of agony, Georgia can't help wondering what her mate Dave the Laugh is up to.