Chronicles of Forbidden Witchery

Forbidden fruit is sweet . . . until you take a bite. Being the dud in my coven wasn't the worst thing-until they decided to re-evaluate our contributions. Without magic, all I had was a resting witch face and a smart mouth. Neither will save me when the next full moon comes. Having the last name Byrne can only get me so far. I'm doomed. In my panic, I broke into the coven's library, hoping to find a simple spell even an idiot could pull off. Instead, I blew up half the building, destroyed most of the ancient texts, and somehow ended up half-naked in the high priest's office. I thought that was bad. Turns out, my stupidity unlocked the seals blocking my magic, and now I'm being hunted by every supernatural jerk with a grudge. There's only one way to survive: Master the cursed book that got me into this mess. Or die trying. My name is Hazel Byrne. I'm a witch. And I'm totally screwed.

Some witches master spells. I specialize in catastrophes. Being hunted was the perfect excuse for a shopping spree. Just because I was probably going to die didn't mean I couldn't go down in style. My grandmother called it idiotic. I disagreed . . . right up until I came face to face with a demon. And the bastard ate my Prada shirt. Seriously, who does that? You'd think he'd be into souls, not silk. But apparently, my spastic magic makes me a walking buffet for supernatural weirdos. Which is exactly how I ended up shackled to River. In just a few hours, the arrogant bastard made me regret everything-including the day I was born. But thanks to my little fashion-munching demon fiasco, I owe the high priest a favor. The problem? River has secrets. And if the skeletons in his closet ever break loose, we'll both be wishing we were dead. As if I needed more help in the kick-the-bucket department. I was this close to pitching a witch . . . Pitch a Witch is the snarky, action-packed second book in the Chronicles of Forbidden Witchery series. If you love badass witches, laugh-out-loud banter, and supernatural chaos, you won't want to miss Hazel Byrne's next misadventure.