Case File 13

You hold in your hands a very dangerous record. I have collected every side of the story and every piece of evidence on case number 13. Now, in this file, you will find all you need to follow the dark adventures of Nick, Carter, and Angelo, three boys who possess an unhealthy obsession with monsters, in a town so grisly, so horrific- Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're telling it all wrong, dude. You make it sound like it's a scary story. Ahem. Well, Nick, it is a scary story. In this volume alone, there are voodoo queens, graveyards - even the dreaded Zombie King himself. Yeah, but there's also the part where Angie gets mashed potatoes all in her face, and the part where I use my cool zombie powers to- All right, point taken. Now, if you don't mind... You hold in your hands a very dangerous, very funny record, detailing the hilarious adventures of three boys who have an awesome obsession with monsters. This is the first volume. Read on if you dare...

You hold in your hands a most frightening file. Through extensive research and firsthand accounts, I have compiled everything you need to know about case file 13. In this book, you will find the next grisly adventure of three boys whose monster knowledge led them down a path so dark, so dangerous- Excuse me, aren't you forgetting about the three girls who knew way more about monsters? Get real, Angie. It's not his fault you girls are so forgettable. No fighting! You all showed bravery in the face of ghosts, grave robbers, and even mad scientists in this volume alone, and that proves you're all extraordinary. It's just that the boys are more extraordinary. Nick! Are we quite finished? Now, let's see, where was I . . . You hold in your hands a most frightening file, chronicling the adventures of three awesome boys whose superio monster knowledge made them way cooler than the girls. This is the second volume. Read on if you dare. . . .

You hold in your hands a very creepy chronicle. I have solved countless clues and numerous riddles, all to bring you the answers you seek regarding case number 13. Now, in this file, you will find the next chilling chapter in the adventures of Nick, Carter, and Angelo, three monster-obsessed boys whose trip into the woods turned so ghastly, so foul- Hold up, Mr. B! We don't want to scare them away. I thought the camping trip was pretty rad, all in all. But Nick, aren't you forgetting about the Sasquatch footprints, the lost homunculus, and-scariest of all-the Evil Twins themselves? Nick? Who's Nick? Oh, right, that's me. . . . I'm not a doppelgänger of Nick at all, I swear. Uh-oh. Tell you what, "Nick," you stay right here, and I'll be right back. No problem . . . You hold in your hands a very excellent chronicle, following the adventures of three unsuspecting boys whose trip into the woods turned out just like we planned. This is the third volume. Read on if you dare. . . .