Care and Keeping of Zombies

Zombies discover tips for staying active in this hilarious picture book! Never run away from a zombie… Why? Because they could use the exercise too! Instead, teach them some healthy activities to stay lean and not-so mean. For instance, zombies should stretch before exercising, so they don't tear anything (like their rotted skin). Or a dance party can really get the blood pumping (even when it's ice-cold blood). With gross-out illustrations and funny rhymes, pre-readers and early readers alike are sure to be scared silly-and pick up some healthy exercise/fitness habits along the way. Written by Benjamin Harper (Bug Girl, Hansel & Gretel & Zombies), this picture book is a must-have gift for baby showers, childhood milestones, or anytime. Other Books in the Care and Keeping of Zombies series: Zombies Shouldn't Brush Their Teeth with Rocks Zombies Shouldn't Eat Brains for Breakfast Zombies Shouldn't Exercise After Midnight

Zombies struggle with healthy hygiene habits in this laugh-out-loud picture book! You probably shouldn't brush your teeth with rocks, right? Well, try telling that to a zombie! Seriously, it's time to teach those undead slobs a thing or two about healthy hygiene. Like, maybe try a water bath instead of a dirt bath. Or how about brushing those teeth after munching on brains? (Just a thought.) With oh-so ewww-y illustrations and laugh-out-loud rhymes, pre-readers and early readers alike are sure to be scared silly-and pick up some healthy hygiene tips along the way. Written by Benjamin Harper (Bug Girl, Hansel & Gretel & Zombies), this picture book is a must-have gift for baby showers, birthdays, and childhood milestones. Other Books in the Care and Keeping of Zombies series: Zombies Shouldn't Eat Brains for Breakfast Zombies Shouldn't Exercise After Midnight Zombies Shouldn't Sleep in the Dirt

Zombies discover tips for a good night's rest in this hilarious picture book! Ever wonder why zombies look a bit, um, tired? Maybe they're just not getting enough sleep! Thankfully, we humans are here to teach them tips for a good night's rest. Like, maybe find a comfy resting spot instead of taking a dirt nap. Or how about shutting off those zombifying screens before bedtime? With gross-out illustrations and funny rhymes, pre-readers and early readers alike are sure to be scared silly-and pick up some healthy sleep habits along the way. Written by Benjamin Harper (Bug Girl, Hansel & Gretel & Zombies), this picture book is perfect for bedtime or anytime! Other Books in the Care and Keeping of Zombies series: Zombies Shouldn't Brush Their Teeth with Rocks Zombies Shouldn't Eat Brains for Breakfast Zombies Shouldn't Exercise After Midnight

Brain-gobbling zombies discover healthy eating habits in this laugh-out-loud picture book! BRAINS…for breakfast?! Zombies have a thing or two to learn about healthy eating habits. Luckily, we humans are here to teach them, right? Like, maybe slurp down scrambled eggs instead of scrambled brains. Or get energized with fruits and veggies instead of taking that daily dirt nap! With oh-so ew-y illustrations and laugh-out-loud rhymes, pre-readers and early readers alike are sure to be scared silly-and pick up some healthy nutrition habits along the way. Written by Benjamin Harper (Bug Girl, Hansel & Gretel & Zombies), this picture book is a must-have gift for baby showers, birthdays, and childhood milestones. Other Books in the Care and Keeping of Zombies series: Zombies Shouldn't Brush Their Teeth with Rocks Zombies Shouldn't Exercise After Midnight Zombies Shouldn't Sleep in the Dirt