Beefcakes

Things are about to get sticky... I might as well permanently add the label "Ex" to my name. I'm an Ex-Mr. Universe. Ex-Mr. Olympus. An Ex-Hollywood Stuntman. But no one from my small hometown cares anything about that. They only care that I'm the ex-boyfriend to the beloved Mayor's daughter, Elaina Dyker. And now, ten years later, I'm back, helping my siblings run my mother's bakery while she takes on chemo. What should have been a routine cupcake delivery turns into utter chaos when the bachelorette party thinks I'm a stripper. And what's worse? Elaina is the maid of honor. When the video of Elaina and I meeting again goes viral, my small hometown becomes positively infested with tipsy bridesmaids looking for my erotic cupcakes. Now Hollywood's knocking again-and they want Elaina to join me starring in a reality show. All we have to do is play nice for a few weeks and pretend to fall in love again in order to win half a million dollars and solve both our problems. Shouldn't be too hard, right? Everyone knows, reality television is anything but real...

I learned a lot the night my cheating fiancé called off our wedding: 1. A cheater's gonna cheat no matter how smart you are, how charming you act, or how hot your bod is. 2. Nothing eases the pain of a broken heart like a late-night donut delivery from a hot guy like Liam Evans 3. Said donuts and a pitcher of margaritas do not mix well. 4. Drunkenly declaring that a hot guy is your best friend will not make your tingly bits chill out. Somehow, my drunken decree making Liam Evans my best friend works and we decide to open a food truck together-The Dump Truck… a late-night junk food truck servicing the broken-hearted. With our new business venture and the rocky relationship between his brother and my sister, a friendship between us is as far as it can go… until a national broadcast claims that we're a couple. Now the whole world thinks we're madly in love, and The Dump Truck business is booming as a result. And as our make-believe relationship gets all too real, I'm finding that breaking up has never been so sweet...