Babylon Bee Guides

To show the world you're a good person, and also to avoid getting canceled and having your life ruined by a Twitter mob-you need to get WOKE. In The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness, the writers of satirical sensation The Babylon Bee tell you how to choose your pronouns, blame everyone else for your problems, and show the world how virtuous you are with virtue-signaling profile pictures and stunning and brave hashtags. A tongue-in-cheek guide to the far Left's obsession, with intersectional insanity, The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness will, help you laugh at the state of our culture so you don't cry.

From the authors of the bestselling “Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness”, and the minds behind the popular website The Babylon Bee comes a tongue-in-cheek guide to Democracy where you'll learn how to rig elections, bribe politicians, and crush your political enemies for good. In “The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy”, America's favorite satirists take you into a world you might have thought was beyond parody-politics. From closed-door meetings of bureaucrats deciding the fates of millions to preposterous lies from the campaign trail, The Bee skewers our political overlords with matchless wit. In this visual guide, you'll learn how to rig an election, how to stage an insurrection, which political party you should join, and more-everything you need to fully participate in the worst political system of all time (except for all the others).

From the satirical minds behind the viral sensation “The Babylon Bee” comes the latest installment of its guide series. This looks at the two "original gangsta" genders-male and female-shows us the progressively insane slide into the multiplying number of genders that has lately been spiraling out of control. “The Babylon Bee Guide” explores the whole colorful rainbow of genders. Men! Women! And millions more! Featuring gorgeous custom artwork, infographics, charts, and interactive features, every page will catch the eye with hilarious observations about the differences between the two original genders and all the new ones we've just recently made up. Features will include: • Diagrams documenting the biological and behavioral differences between men and women • How to tell if you are a man or a woman • How to choose your gender • How to change genders if the mood strikes • Interviews with experts in which we ask, "What the heck is a woman, anyway?" • What it means to be a father • What it means to be a mother (or is that "birthing person"?) • How to get a good woman/man to fall for you • Comprehensive coverage of all the imaginary genders besides men and women • Hall of fame: best men and best women in human history Through The Babylon Bee's patented satirical voice, this book will tell you everything you need to learn about gender identity, transgenderism, and biological sex. Use it to teach your kids before their first-grade teacher does!!

From the satirical minds behind the viral sensation The Babylon Bee comes the latest installment of its guide series that will teach you how to survive every potential end-times situation, from the coming communist takeover to the rise of artificial intelligence-powered death robots. The apocalypse is nigh! With the imminent threat of climate change, alien invasion, zombie attacks, dangerous MAGA terrorists, and countless other possible scenarios, the world could literally end before you finish reading this sentence. Oh, good-looks like it didn't. But that doesn't mean you're safe. In The Babylon Bee Guide to the Apocalypse, the writers of trusted fake news site The Babylon Bee teach you how to survive in every potential end-times situation, from the coming communist takeover to the rise of artificial intelligence-powered death robots. It's the only way to be prepared! This book includes literally everything you need to prep for the apocalypse including the following: • Handy attack moves to fight off zombies, commies, and other brainless monsters • Easy bunker construction guides so you can get started building your own apocalypse safe space today • Interior decorating tips that will wow any guests into your 50-story underground nuclear silo • Weapon assembly DIY guides on how to put together the very best tools for fighting off all kinds of post-apocalyptic horrors • Reports from the multiverse where we have a reporter on the ground telling you how the world ends in every possible universe • Attractive infographics and charts on every page that even YOU can understand • Helpful financial tips for what kind of currency and precious metals to hoard for the end of the world • Funny stick figures While other books just tell you that we're doomed and the collapse of Western Civilization is imminent, only The Babylon Bee Guide to the Apocalypse gives you the tools you need to survive it.