Babylon Bee Guides

To show the world you're a good person-and also to avoid getting canceled and having your life ruined by a Twitter mob-you need to get WOKE. In The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness, the writers of satirical sensation The Babylon Bee tell you how to choose your pronouns, blame everyone else for your problems, and show the world how virtuous you are with virtue-signaling profile pictures and stunning and brave hashtags. A tongue-in-cheek guide to the far Left's obsession with intersectional insanity, The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness will help you laugh at the state of our culture so you don't cry.

From the satirical minds behind the viral sensation The Babylon Bee comes the latest installment of its guide series. This looks at the two original gangsta genders-male and female-shows us the progressively insane slide into the multiplying number of genders that has lately been spiraling out of control. IF YOU'RE CONFUSED ABOUT GENDER, YOU'VE PICKED UP THE RIGHT BOOK. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO EXPLORE THE WACKY, WILD WORLD OF GENDER THEORY: AND YOU JUST MIGHT DISCOVER YOURSELF ALONG THE WAY. Join the writers of the satirical sensation The Babylon Bee as they walk you through the following ideas: What is a MAN? What is a WOMAN? How to PICK YOUR GENDER How to CHANGE GENDERS How to RAISE WOKE THEYBIES How to ATTRACT OTHER GENDERS Sex vs. GENDER IDENTITY Incredible GENDER FLAGS Fabulous SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS Drag queen STORY HOUR All 437 NEW genders AND MORE! Every page of this guide is jam-packed with 100 percent true facts delivered through fabulous illustrations, handy infographics, and, of course, stick figures of all genders and orientations. In The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender, we'll take you on a journey to the two "original gangsta" genders- male and female. Then, we'll show you the progressively insane slide into the increasing number of potential genders that has spiraled out of control in the last few years. We'll teach you how to pick your gender, educate you on how to tell if you're a man or a woman, and show you the limitless cornucopia of gender identities to choose from. Just don't use our incorrect pronouns-we go by Bee/Beeself.

In this book, America's favorite satirists take you into a world you might have thought was beyond parody-politics. From closed-door meetings of bureaucrats deciding the fates of millions to preposterous lies from the campaign trail, The Bee skewers our political overlords with matchless wit. In this guide, you'll learn how to rig an election, how to stage an insurrection, which political party you should join, and more-everything you need to fully participate in the worst political system of all time (except for all the others).