Almost Human Vampire Romance

I Wanna Bite Your...Anything. Everything. Because you drive me crazy and make me wild. I shouldn't be attracted to you, but I am. You're a man-child. A boy who never became an adult. A bartending musician who wouldn't know what good healthcare and a retirement plan were if they bit you on your delectable butt. And you're keeping secrets. About who you are, maybe what you are. You're everything I avoid in men. You meet none of my dating list requirements. But sex isn't dating...right? Note from the author: This book contains steamy vampire/not-quite-human shenanigans, enough naughty wors to make someone (not me) blush, and a vampire who longs for her happily ever after but doesn't necessarily recognize it when it stares her in the face.