Accidentals

An apple a day keeps the Goddess in play . . . Mythology buff Quinn Morris has always wanted to visit Greece, where her inner hardcore romantic envisioned proposing to her boyfriend. And she's finally here-with her friend Ingrid. She might not have found love at the Parthenon, thanks to her cheating ex, but she has found big boobies . . . and swirly purple eyes . . . and sparkling skin. Oh, and Greek hottie Khristos, who claims to be descended from a goddess and swears Quinn's the new Aphrodite. With help from Khristos, and support from Ingrid's employers-Nina, Wanda, and Marty-Quinn has to learn all the tricks of the matchmaking trade, STAT, lest she has her new friend Cupid sticking arrows in all the wrong places. All while dealing with her man-hating mother, guarding her own heart from Khristos, and protecting herself from an invisible foe who might want to snatch Quinn's newfound powers from her-dead or alive.

Antonia Vitali's on the run and in hiding, working as a salesclerk in a designer outlet mall in Jersey. Toni's life has been on a steady downward decline for three years now, the ghosts of her past always nipping at her heels. Little does she know, her life's about to change when the OOPS girls whisk in for a day of Christmas shopping and fall through a wormhole in the store's dressing room, taking Toni with them...Now Toni's got a pair of sparkly purple heels gifted to her by the Good Witch of the South - gorgeous heels she can't take off until she returns them to the king. With a trio of reluctant fairy godmothers and an ogre named Dannan, Toni's on a mission to get to the castle to receive a happily-ever-after she never asked for. Along the way, she meets an amazingly handsome, utterly chiseled stable boy named Jon Doe, who offers to help them navigate the Not So Sherwood Forest and get them all to Castle Beckett before Christmas Eve. Join Toni, Marty, Nina, Wanda, and Carl, as they journey along the treacherous road to love and eternal happiness in the magical realm of Shamalot.

At the request of their friend Antonia, Wanda, Marty and Nina find themselves trekking up a snowy mountainside, in search of Toni's brother. Wanted by the mob, Cormac Vitali is hiding out in the Colorado Wilderness, where the ladies from OOPS finally catch up to him... freshly tranqed by a bounty hunter. Bear shifter Teddy Gribanov realized that Cormac was her life mate about five minutes after shooting his big, muscley bod with her trusty dart gun. She'd be shocked by that revelation, if she weren't too busy getting stabbed, shot, and hunted down by a crooked cop and the Russian mob. Oh, and there's also her psycho ex, freshly sprung from the pokey, and hell-bent on making Teddy pay for putting him there. Sometimes love finds you when you least expect it, and when it's least convenient. Join Wanda, Marty, Nina, manservant Archibald, sweet zombie Carl, and demon Darnell as they hatch a plan to bring down everyone standing in the way of Teddy and Cormac's accidental happily ever after.

It's been a while since Nina Statleon-ex-coffin lover, current chicken wing lover-lost her vampire mojo during a particularly brutal OOPS case. Her friends Wanda and Marty are worried. Nina clearly hasn't dealt with the emotional fallout caused by losing one's immortality. She's got issues. Big issues. And it's time to call in the Big Gun-paranormal psychologist January Malone. Her friends will get Nina to the therapist's office, even if they have to lure her with the last bag of Cheetos in Manhattan. Of course, the girls couldn't possibly know that Doctor Malone has an agenda. A forced agenda involving blackmail, which may just save one life while ending another. It goes against everything January, a white witch, has ever believed in, personally and professionally. But the alternative means putting her trust in a foul-mouthed ex-vampire, her werewolf and halfsie friends, a demon, a zombie, a bear, and their assorted mates...

Desperate to pay the rent, Broadway star wannabe Poppy McGuillicuddy is the middle of DJ-ing a Halloween party when a mishap with a cat named Calamity changes her life forever. Suddenly, she's a familiar-as in, a witch's familiar. Or in her case, a warlock's. Even more specifically, a gorgeous warlock . . . who wants nothing to do with her. Thank God for the ladies from OOPs, who've promised their help as Poppy navigates her accidental paranormal powers. Despite his last familiar leaving him bitter and disillusioned, warlock Rick Delassantos still isn't heartless. He's agreed to give Poppy a few days before contacting Familiar Central and demanding she be reassigned elsewhere. But barely a day is all it takes for Poppy to become the target of some seriously bad magic, forcing Rick to keep her close to ensure her safety. Not exactly a hardship, when his new familiar is as sexy as she is sassy. With help from Marty, Nina, Wanda, and assorted other OOPs friends, Rick and Poppy learn some important lessons-fate works in mysterious ways; things aren't always as they seem; and sometimes the worst evil can be found close to home.

There's almost nothing Wanda Jefferson wants more than a family to call her own, and she's almost got it all with her husband, Heath, a beautiful home in the suburbs, and her soul-satisfying work with her best friends as part of OOPS-a paranormal crisis hotline. Yet still, there's a tiny hole in Wanda's heart she longs to fill with a baby. As she and Heath explore adoption, and finally bring home a beautiful baby boy with the support of their friends and family, everything that can go wrong, does. First, no one, not even Nina the baby-loving vampire, can soothe the cranky infant. He cries constantly, bringing Wanda's insecurities as a new mother out in full force. Then banshee Sal Brice and sexy skin walker Grey Hamlin show up, and yikes, do they have a tale to tell-one that involves a diabolical plan that threatens Wanda's newly formed family. You know what that means, right? Hell hath no fury like the OOPS women on a case! Contains mature themes.

Esther Williams Sanchez is busy living her life the way she's always done. Spending time with her pets, working as a divorce mediator, and enjoying her newly renovated cottage on the beach. She's also decided it's high time she learn how to swim to prepare for an upcoming cruise. It's time to let go of a horrible past experience and take some lessons. So at thirty-two, Esther enrolls in the only class at the Y with a spot left. A Mommy and Me class-which seems quite tame, considering her oldest classmate aside from her is three-years-old. Learn to swim with a bunch of babies and toddlers? Easy-squeezy, right? Er, no. As Esther leaves the pool after her very first lesson, she sprouts a magnificent tail and fins. Oh, and hair the color of a rainbow. Lots and lots of luscious hair. Lucky for her, the OOPS girls are on site, and as they set about finding out how this happened to Esther, they run into a hunky Australian merman named Tucker Pearson who happens to be the key to Esther's problem. But Tucker has problems of his own, and they include being kicked out of his family's bottled water company, booted from his pod, and accused of embezzling over a million bucks. Oh, and killing someone . . . OOPS, here we go again!

For Roxanne McNally, being a grim reaper has never been easy. Now she hates her job more than usual, because she's been charged with reaping the soul of a legend-werewolf Marty Andrews Flaherty. Marty, together with her equally iconic friends Nina and Wanda, are Rocky's idols. To say she's an OOPs fan girl is putting it mildly. No way is she willing to deal with eons of hate Tweets for taking the soul of a paranormal superstar. Reaping supernaturals isn't even her gig. She's strictly human-only. No. There must be some mistake with the list, and she'll get to the bottom of it . . . if she can just ignore the distracting reappearance of a certain hunky doctor in her life. Hudson Kahlil-frequently known as Dr. Sexypants among besotted patients and staff-could swear he knows Roxanne from somewhere. As a phoenix who's regularly reincarnated with no previous knowledge of his past lives, he's not surprised he can't place her. Though he'd love to reacquaint himself . . . and he may get the chance, since they're both temporarily staying at Marty Flaherty's home, protecting her while racing to find an unknown threat.

Oliver Baldwin has a problem. And it's a big one. He has a unicorn horn. A unicorn horn that's pink and purple and shoots glitter everywhere. Everywhere . . . But that's not all it does. So what's a guy who, out of nowhere, has a swirly horn sprout from his head to do? He calls the ladies of OOPS and in the process gets a bird's eye view of a world he never knew existed. The good news? Oliver meets a woman named Vinnie who just might change his mind about never falling in love again. The bad news? It's really hard to find the time to get to know someone you think might be the woman of your dreams when you have crazy unicorn hunters hot on your tail, a handful of gods and goddesses who'd like nothing more than to hack your horn off for its special power . . . Oh, and the threat of imminent death . . .

Murphy Umanski, personal assistant and sister to Nova LaRue, the beautiful, popular Instagram influencer, has her hands full keeping her client in check. Nova has a big following, a big mouth, and because of it, she has even a bigger problem. After posting an anonymous and inflammatory comment on a rival's Instagram page, someone turns her into a troll-and not the cute little troll doll so popularly used as a good luck charm in a rollicking game of bingo. No, in fact, Nova looks like something that lives in a hole carved out in a tree in a haunted forest. When Murphy reaches out to the OOPS gang for help, she ends up having an accident of her own. Rushing to the sisters' aid is the newly-minted Troll King himself, Sten Peerson. Big, muscly, green-haired Sten The Troll King . . . Dreamy sigh, right? Well, sort of. Not making things any easier is his wild attraction to Murphy-which is leaving him unfocused in his new role as king. But as always, with every new turning comes the inevitable bad news. Nova's powers as a troll are a highly sought-after commodity in the troll world. And if Sten can't figure out how to turn her back or find someone who can, she's one dead rearview mirror decoration . . . Contains mature themes.

Heaven ain't missin' this angel... At a fateful New Year's Eve party, Georgina Maverick, a little bit drunk, a lot mired in guilt from her tortured past, trips and falls off a rooftop, tumbling ten stories to her almost death. Her friend and coworker, Dexter Bridger, the man she discovers also happens to be her guardian angel, is on the case. He saves her, but he opens an entire can of worms when he nicks her shoulder and turns George into an angel, too. With the help of the OOPS ladies and some divine intervention from Dex, George is learning how to be a guardian angel in the hope she can earn her permanent wings. But worse? All the secrets that haunt both George and Dex are coming home to roost. Yet for George, the questions cut far deeper. Why is it so hard to overcome her brutal past and find the thing she's always wanted-peace of mind and acceptance? And how the heck is she supposed to be someone's guardian angel and guide them to emotional safety when her own life is such a wreck? Who's been lurking in the shadows trying to steal George's wings? Because if someone gets their hands on her wings, guess what? She loses her soul. Forever... Contains mature themes.

As a one-time OOPs employee, Ingrid Lawson has seen plenty of paranormal accidents. But witnessing and experiencing are two different things, and she's perfectly fine being a plain ol' human. So, when her ex-boss Nina schleps her around to estate sales, where she purchases two of the butt-ugliest gargoyles in existence to decorate her hedge maze... what happens next is stone-cold cuckoo. Suddenly, Ingrid's beloved career as an animal therapist is on hold as Nina, Wanda, Marty, and the OOPs gang help her navigate a rocky new life as a nocturnal paranormal with big horns, bigger ears, and an aversion to sunlight. Oh, and there's the inconvenient matter of attraction to the man who turned her... who's so familiar... And did we mention the screeching harpies hellbent on getting their hands on her? It's all hands-on deck to keep Ingrid alive until the danger passes but throw in an old enemy they never saw coming, and her case just may be the hardest yet!

The joke's on Kash Samuels when he stumbles into a bar called NOPE, looking for warmth and a working phone, only to get caught in the middle of a fight. Next thing you know, he's got weird appendages popping up all over the place... a fin here, a lock of pink hair there, a mangy tail somewhere else. Maybe he actually fell asleep in his car and the exhaust fumes made him loco. It's the only way to explain the insanity that ensues when he finds himself surrounded by a group of stunning ladies claiming to be paranormal beings, along with their entourage of demon, zombie, and troll butler/chef. And let's not even discuss the line around the block of other supernatural species, each hoping to claim Kash as their own. Oh, and one totally crush-worthy human scientist. A woman Kash is falling for more every day. Too bad she's keeping him at arm's length-and in the dark about her own health, even as she works day and night to help Kash control his body. For Kash, who's always wanted a family after growing up in the system, just him and his brother against the world, this kind and crazy group may not be the family he envisioned... but they're the family you need when you're Accidental AF!

"Did you ever think you'd meet a bigger, foul-tempered potty mouth than Nina? Well, folks, meet Primrose Dunham." It's Christmas and as the OOPs gang prepares for the holidays another "accident" finds its way to their doorstep. That accident turns out to be angry, foul-mouthed, rude and, well . . . Just like Nina. Primrose Dunham has been accidentally turned into a fairy. As if she wasn't already angry enough with the world, now she has sporadic powers she can't control, pointy ears, and a weird hump on her back that everyone keeps calling a "wing." If that's not enough of a shock, a vampire, a werewolf, and a halfsie come to her "rescue" . . . whether she wants them to help or not. Oh, and the man she's been trying to avoid-the literal boy next door and her one-time bestie, Rafferty Monroe-gets turned as well, thanks to Primrose! It'll take more than a Christmas miracle to thaw Prim's frosty attitude, protect her from her sinister stepfather, and figure out why there's a price on her head in the fairy world. But it's nothing the OOPs ladies-along with assorted paranormal friends and framily-can't handle. Right?

Raphaela Tucci, Ralph to those who know and love her, beloved former first-grade teacher, newly minted bookstore owner, and ever the optimist is dead . . . Dead. Not only is she dead, she's a ghost. It's hard to be optimistic when your life tragically ends the moment you begin to live your dream. But Ralph tries anyway, even as she finds herself stuck in Nina's big castle. Ralph doesn't know how she ended up where she landed, but after a week of floating silently unseen through room after room, she doesn't understand why her destiny isn't even close to what she's read in books and seen in movies. Enter Shamus Ransom, the biggest (hottest) silver-fox elf she's ever seen with the ability to see and communicate with ghosts. He's been hired by Nina to eliminate the funny smell the vampire's positive is a ghost. What he finds is a beautiful, stuck ghost with a heart of gold and an optimistic outlook he's never seen in an entity. As he tries to find out why Ralph is stuck and categorize what type of ghost she is, he also finds himself falling in deep like with her. Getting involved is absolutely out of the question. But as Shamus and the women of OOPS try and figure out what happened on the night Ralph was killed and why she's cemented on this plane, there are dangerous entities gunning for Ralph and they won't stop until she's locked away in Hell-forever . . .

After a game of Twister wherein the absence of the "spinny thing" forces them to use a planchette from a Ouija board, Roberta Tisdale's left hand can, among other fun stuff, set things on fire. Just when Robbie was adjusting to her new life after turning her back on her wealthy family and their evil machinations, this happens. She throws her whole body into this magic she's happened upon in the hopes she can become a part of a community who'll welcome her. Greer Winthrop, a former witch who's lost his powers and placed a self-imposed isolation from his coven on himself, has an ugly past and an even uglier secret. When he gets wind of the scent of his dead grandmother's magic lodged in Robbie's hand, he's all about teaching her how to use it. He can't figure out how his grandmother's power is floating around when she's supposed to be dead. Now, he's got a fledgling witch on his hands. With his powers gone, Greer can only take Robbie so far without the help of his fellow witches. But how can you do that when your coven members have literally disappeared? As Robbie and Greer embark on her witch journey, and they find themselves fighting an undeniable attraction-an insidious evil lurks.